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[Radical_3d]

If you guys knew how that woke vs chuds sounds outside of America you’d stop right on point like a kid caught doing a mischief. Absolute cringe.

 

[violence]

Games did fine when they catered to the people that actually played them.

 

[Edgelord79]

This is precisely the type of shit they would waste their time on too.

If they announced this law tomorrow, I wouldn’t be surprised.

 

[AJUMP23]

Seems like a bad idea.

 

[HogIsland]

I recently got warned and my post deleted for "Inappropriate Behavior" yet this thread exists.

 

[chakadave]

Nothing is based if the government does it.

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

Capitalism is working. The woke are losing their jobs. Maybe we can get H1B visa’s for based Eastern devs to come here.

 

[Sorcerer]

It's not the choice that would matter to the DEI crowd, it's the fact the other half have the option to eliminate DEI. I think this would make the DEI crowd go even more ballistic.

Plus, realistically how would these games even get made? The two teams would have to work together and that would be awkward to say the least. Unless one team gets a pass at the game when the other is done. I assume it would have to be two teams as how can one team work with a DEI mindset and a non DEI mindset simultaneously?

 

[HRK69]

'I only want good looking characters'

Aren't you a huge Asmongold viewer?

 

[hemo memo]

I have a better idea: no DEI at all. DEI is DLC. Let the 1% who want it pay for it.

 

[rofif]

You see, you could make a game about shooting nazis and with one click, they could change into aliens from space.

 

[Inviusx]

The system we have now works much better, which is simply voting with your wallet.

 

[Bert Big Balls]

If you guys knew how that woke vs chuds sounds outside of America you’d stop right on point like a kid caught doing a mischief. Absolute cringe.

That's kind of the point.

 

[Bert Big Balls]

'I only want good looking characters'

Aren't you a huge Asmongold viewer?

Not really. I used to watch Asmongold, but recently his videos have mostly been about trump or musk, and he seems even more unhinged now than before he did that apology video.

 

[Esppiral]

 

[evanft]

What zero pussy does to a mf.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Bert Big Balls if you laugh emoji everything, it means they're laughing with you, not at you. Right?

Leave my friend alone , if he wants to laugh, that's him right.

Life is to be enjoyed

It's a joke. Calm down.

Bert Big Balls .... You laugh and do what makes you happy, don't stop being happy my friend.

 

[Roni]

Picture this: A new law is passed that requires every new video game to come with a required setting upon first launch.

You start up your new game for the first time, and before you even arrive at the main menu, you see one question: Based or DEI?

You choose Based, you get no DEI shit whatsoever. You see stunning characters with huge racks and asses, no bisexual lighting or weird colour pallets, no cringe dialogue or modern day political shite. You choose DEI, you get all the ridiculous shit you want. Suddenly the games colour pallete becomes pinker than a certain animated panther, and there's more woke shit on screen that you can shake a nob at.

Think about it. Chuds and purples will no longer have to worry about the culture war. You just pick your setting and that's it. Neither side of game devs have to worry because by law they need to include both options. Simple as. It's not even "oh, you're actually going along with this and putting in a based version? Fucking bigots!", because the based devs have to put in the DEI version too! You've got no choice, it's law, fuck you!

Review bombers will be out of a job. Drama YouTubers will be dead in the water. The world will naturally start healing from this ebic new legislation.

So let's go. I hear you yanks have a few lunatics in office, get this idea to Trumpet and Musket and let's get this law officially passed. Chuds and purples everywhere, rejoice!

Edit: Who the fuck gave this gold.

Wasn't small government good?

 

[Hudo]

This is one of the worst ideas I have ever heard. I love it.

 

[Ar¢tos]

Seriously...
Straight men truly can be the most fragile, delicate and sensitive beings on the planet. At the sight of two men kissing they faint!

I've grown up seeing straight couples kiss (and more) playing games with forced straight romances and I've survived.

Grow a pair, thicken your skin and shove your virtual tongue down a gay character's throat when needed.

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

Or just don't buy the offending game and vote with your wallet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[RafterXL]

I know this is a ridiculous thread, but it would never happen for one reason, the people who push this DEI don't want you to have that options. It's not that they want to be included, they literally want what you want to excluded. The "inclusion" part was always bullshit.

If you guys knew how that woke vs chuds sounds outside of America you’d stop right on point like a kid caught doing a mischief. Absolute cringe.

Imagine caring what people outside of America think.

 

[FoxMcChief]

The whole industry starts making games for retro consoles up to ps1 gen again and nothing else.

 

[Bieren]

All future character creation tools, in the US only, will be based off of a mediocre AI scan of all of your twitter and Facebook posts. Not profile, just your posts and comments. If you do not have either, then you get a hermaphrodite named Wingding. That has green and purple skin with magenta and yellow hair. No other options. this is the future. All armor/clothing looks like an old leather vest and a tutu. Can't have this stupid woke/dei/whatever argument ruining games if it doesn't exist.

 

[BlackTron]

Maybe the core concept of the next Switch is switching between profiles on the fly.