IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
He has the worst ex's.
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Amber Heard spent two months designing a Mercy (Overwatch) cosplay outfit to wear for Elon Musk
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Deleted member 1159
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Honestly this is actually repairing Musk’s reputation with me
GetInTheRobot
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Why do we get so many Musk related post here?
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I mean what’s the point of being a billionaire if you can’t make a girl who’ll shit the bed dress up like Tango or whatever
Mr Reasonable
Completely Unreasonable
I'm starting to wonder if he is a billionaire, that photo looks like it was taken with a 20 year old Nokia in low light.
systemr123
Banned
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
ReBurn
Gold Member
don't we all
Spukc
always chasing the next thrill
you rather want Star-GAF ?
SJRB
Gold Member
Because he does, experiences and achieves more in a year than we do in a lifetime, probably.
Denton
Member
oh my fucking god, first the PS5 ain't got no games by linkin part and now this, GAF is on fire today and I am dying here
Disco Dave
Member
Just don't ask what she wiped her ass on.
SEGAvangelist
Member
Hey. She tried. Seems like a sweet girl.
mitch1971
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Because Starfield.
mitch1971
Member
She's done the shits part already.
VideoGameEnjoyer
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MALpractice311
Member
A rich, white, techie libertarian? Hmm... why would that interest a large number of GAFs members?
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DeepEnigma
Gold Member
FTFY
Aging coke bloat courtroom Heard pales compared to the romanticized nerd boner Heard people keep posting her pics of yesteryear.
She is no longer up there on the 'fine to crazy ratio' to have you cross that line.
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Gudji
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Gamer_By_Proxy
Member
but is it worth waking up with a turd next to you
What a difference six years and a kid makes.
Gudji
Member
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Crazy never ages gracefully. It rots from the inside out.
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Deerock71
Member
I'm telling you Depp was probably the recipient of the fecal matter on his chest at the time it happened.
Guerilla Munch
Member
half the people ITT:
Or insert image of living a life worth not ruining.half the people ITT:
GetInTheRobot
Banned
Word, can’t wait for my kids to hate my guts one day.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Time machine? Sure, why not. Just to say I survived.half the people ITT:
Now? Please, I live in Florida. We have a plethora hot and crazy thots 24/7, renewed every new college admission, vacationer or Midwest boring state fleebirds each and every year to pick from.
Mattdaddy
Gold Member
My god. If AI can get this to interact with me in photorealistic VR and sync it to a Fleshlight 3000, Im officially gonna buy a trailer in the desert and call it a life.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
Did it have a poop flap in the back?
Heisenberg007
Gold Journalism
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
You can not like a person but also acknowledge that they are attractive. Amber heard, gross person, but attractive on the outside, ugly on the inside.GAF going back and forth between liking Amber Heard for good looks and disliking Amber Heard for all of the BS that happened with Johnny Depp.
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Mama Mia I don’t care if she cray look at those milkershalf the people ITT:
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PanzerCute
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What a time to be alive.
Northeastmonk
Gold Member
Have your prescription of viagra dropped shipped by drones.
March Climber
Member
Never said I couldn't
I find this thread to be funny and my post was poking fun at the duality of the thread. Some posters here are hilarious. Some are aware they are, and some aren't. It's sometimes even funnier when they aren't aware.
This post is just as funny btw:
half the people ITT:
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
I never played Elden Ring, but why is that a stupid sentence?
GetInTheRobot
Banned
Fixed it...