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Amouranth says Crypto-thieves invaded her house in the middle of the night, dragged her out of bed, and she shot one of them before SWAT arrived

ManaByte

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Lunarorbit

Gold Member
Well there are organized thieves/gangs going after nfl players. Crazy if she really shot one. That person will probably get caught
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Do people like to tweet about crimes committed against them? I guess anything o increase engagement.


Isn't she still with the abuser. Or was he never really an abuser.
 

RagnarokIV

Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
Reminds me when me and DAHGAMING DAHGAMING went round old Jim Ryan's place to teach him some fucken respect. We dragged the cunt out of his bed by the legs and gave him a few slaps, then we let him put out a tweet before we resumed roughing the twat up with the baseball bat and hammer. forced him to transfer his PS app collectibles over to our accounts.

some simps transferred him a Yoshida digital bobble head but it was too little, too late
 

Gp1

Member
This shit looks like the script of one of those old Emanuelle's porn movies.
 
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HAYA8U5A

Member
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Being robbed at gun point but being allowed to send a tweet.

Also they came to steal crypto, which is easier to just hack an account than try to steal in person.

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The police are also not even on her property and her gate is sealed shut because clearly they wouldn't want access to the crime scene. She saw some police presence near her house, recorded a very brief video so that you can't see what is actually happening and then came up with some nonsensical story.
 

DAHGAMING

Gold Member
Reminds me when me and DAHGAMING DAHGAMING went round old Jim Ryan's place to teach him some fucken respect. We dragged the cunt out of his bed by the legs and gave him a few slaps, then we let him put out a tweet before we resumed roughing the twat up with the baseball bat and hammer. forced him to transfer his PS app collectibles over to our accounts.

some simps transferred him a Yoshida digital bobble head but it was too little, too late

That prick was weeping, crying for hes life "please take what you want", so I put on my big Phil mask and took hes arse, no homo, just as a show of power. Wouldnt shut up about hes fucking fibromyalgia, probably claiming benefits on the side the cheeky cunt.
 
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