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April Wrasslin' |OT| 2017 Season Premiere
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The anti-Hogan.
#Sympathy
Orange racist
The Silver
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It has to be all capitalized you mark, #AHHYESSIR
BewareTheBatsie
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Bluekaveli
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BMO = GOAT
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Damn, and they say wrestling is fake.
BewareTheBatsie
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This Raw was like a mess for bad moves.
Finn got elbowed the fuck out, Roman was thrown around everywhere and got a crate shoved into him with no hands brought up to protect him, Charlotte got dropped onto her neck and then went face first after the moonsault where her foot full on caught Nia in the face and then Xavier got hit with the Shatter Machine and landed neck first.
Finn got elbowed the fuck out, Roman was thrown around everywhere and got a crate shoved into him with no hands brought up to protect him, Charlotte got dropped onto her neck and then went face first after the moonsault where her foot full on caught Nia in the face and then Xavier got hit with the Shatter Machine and landed neck first.
jesus christ
Hidden One
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He knocked the brass rings out of em!
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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Jinder goes to smackdown and becomes the PRINCE OF STRONG STYLE
BewareTheBatsie
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jesus you can literally see the skin on his face just roll around all over the place
Oh, lord.Maybe they can get The Rock to do all his talkingnfor him.
Oh, lord.
Hurt and Scared
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BewareTheBatsie
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Not even the first time. They had a match at a house show and after it Finn looked like this.
Jinder is going for the Scott Steiner 1999 push.
1. Get ROIDED to the gills.
2. Go on tv and start beating the shit out of everybody.
Next step includes beating up refs, hanging out with Marcus Buff Bagwell, stalking Kimberly Page, and finally cutting amazing shouty promos on how much WCW and Ric Flair sucks.
1. Get ROIDED to the gills.
2. Go on tv and start beating the shit out of everybody.
Next step includes beating up refs, hanging out with Marcus Buff Bagwell, stalking Kimberly Page, and finally cutting amazing shouty promos on how much WCW and Ric Flair sucks.
Hidden One
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H A R D B O D Y Mahal.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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The most disturbing part of that gif is how Finn falls face first into the mat. Dude was completely knocked out cold for a couple of seconds.
serenewarfare
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Between the obvious juicing and the stiffing of top guys, I really can't tell if Jinder is about to be fired or shot to the main event.
Bluekaveli
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Fuck it bring that skinny ass Finn to SD with the club. I need it. So we can March into japan and burn down njpw with my Japanese strong style sd roster, then we take over that shitty company too.
Another company fucked by The MCMAHON!
Another company fucked by The MCMAHON!
Yup. Ugly.
El Pescado
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Finn definitely got knocked out for a second there. I think his face hitting the mat woke him up.
blackaroni
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How long until blue is writing reviews about Godzilla and HBO shows?
OMG WHAT HAS BRAUN DONE DURING THE BREAK
This post is underrated.
Fucking hell.
Finn is going to feud with Bray
Bluekaveli
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Flabby and fucking sick. Was that during Hogan's Australia tour thing?Hogan. Flair. The final confron...
Aw fuck, nevermind. SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm in tears right now. Please bring him to SD. Maybe we can have him shit in smoa joe while we're at it.
I think it went Bond Movies, Godzilla, then HBO.
serenewarfare
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Triple H about to shoot on Jinder for beating up his son.
fuck.
The Sultan of Strong Style
BewareTheBatsie
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Jinder's stiffed Roman AND Finn.
That juicing is keeping him in Vince's good books nonetheless.
That juicing is keeping him in Vince's good books nonetheless.
Hidden One
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OMG WHAT HAS BRAUN DONE DURING THE BREAK
I would have died if I seen this earlier.
Bluekaveli
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No, he's gonna help me... I meant Vince take over Japan.
Triple H gonna get punked out just like Bret's wife did him.
BewareTheBatsie
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roman's neck would have been crushed like a twig if it was legit him from the way the stretched goes straight downI honestly can't tell if this wasn't actually Reigns taking this bump like. Seems like they cut to a dummy.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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Damn. Thank you for perfecting my joke *shakes Rimfya's hand*
Simply Sami
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Ambrose obviously.
blackaroni
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Lol, I think you're right. There was a moment where he wrote reviews for the Bible and Koran.
I think that was prerecorded.I honestly can't tell if this wasn't actually Reigns taking this bump like. Seems like they cut to a dummy.
I'm ok with this.
UrbanDandy
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So is this "Superstar Shakeup" like a draft 2.0?
Ambrose.
Reigns then returns and beats Braun. Ambrose will get pissed which will lead to a heel turn.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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I honestly can't tell if this wasn't actually Reigns taking this bump like. Seems like they cut to a dummy.
![QUOTE]The static is where they cut to a pre-recorded segment. Pretty clever.](http://i.imgur.com/vZPMcgM.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]The static is where they cut to a pre-recorded segment. Pretty clever.)
BewareTheBatsie
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that charlotte vs nia match should just be a whole episode of botchamania by itself
almost thought charlotte ain't making it to sd
almost thought charlotte ain't making it to sd
Bluekaveli
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Now that I think, Jinder is almost ready for his transition to Muhammad Hassan. My body is soooooo ready.
Hidden One
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I honestly can't tell if this wasn't actually Reigns taking this bump like. Seems like they cut to a dummy.
Braun definitely didn't push Roman down there and Roman wasn't even in the ambulance when Braun tipped it lol. I'm certain they somehow helped Braun life the ambulance due to how it was shot.
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