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Ashley St. Clair announces she has a baby with Elon

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
Who would have thought this would get complicated

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A political influencer who lives on social media and used to be called “sexlaptop” (cam girl?) is causing drama in someone’s life? Never would’ve guessed. Really becoming some Jerry Springer tier nonsense.
 

Shifty1897

Member
If I was making 8 million dollars a day from the US government, I'd be busting inside every 10/10 that was DTF as well. Child support payments are the equivalent of pocket change for this man.
 

Dr.Morris79

Gold Member
Quick look here.. woman had baby with evil man

Let's get evil man who keeps looking into our finances. He's even more evil this times, guys

Is anyone really falling for this shit? C'mon :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 

Hugare

Member
She really is the "perfectly behaved court favorite." I guess some people are fine with infidelity as long as they are well taken care of.
"Well taken care for" is an understatement

Her bloodline is set for life for ... ever, basically

Elon is a fucking idiot. He is no kid, he should know better than nutting every gold digger he sees.
 

Cyberpunkd

Member
If I was making 8 million dollars a day from the US government, I'd be busting inside every 10/10 that was DTF as well. Child support payments are the equivalent of pocket change for this man.
Child support payments are often correlated with ones wealth in order to make a woman and child live on the level "they were accustomed to". Not such a good idea to be nutting inside all the time if you are rich.
 

Idleyes

Gold Member
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In Texas, child support calculations are based on the noncustodial parent’s net monthly resources, with a statutory cap applied to these resources. As of September 1, 2019, this cap is set at $9,200 per month. This means that even if a parent’s net resources exceed this amount, child support is calculated only up to the $9,200 threshold. The percentages applied to determine the monthly child support obligation are as follows:

One child: 20% of net resources
Two children: 25% of net resources
Three children: 30% of net resources
Four children: 35% of net resources
Five or more children: 40% of net resources

Applying these percentages to the $9,200 cap results in maximum monthly child support payments as follows:

One child: $1,840
Two children: $2,300
Three children: $2,760
Four children: $3,220
Five or more children: $3,680
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Texas is pretty amazing for having a harem, it turns out.

If Elon had 5 kids with every woman in Lubbock, Texas, he could sustain payments for 18 years without going bankrupt. That's about 130,000 women at 5.74 billion per year. That's a staggering 650,000 children. That's damn there the population of El Paso Texas. ☠️
 
I’m pretty sure it was IVF but maybe mistaken. Think he’s had some kids through IVF.

There’s the more scandalous rumor that his genitals got botched in a penis enlargement attempt
According to his biography the kids from at least 3 wifes (7) were conceived via IVF and for the rest of his children it wasn't actually ruled out. So it could be more than that.
 

Boozeroony

Member
According to his biography the kids from at least 3 wifes (7) were conceived via IVF and for the rest of his children it wasn't actually ruled out. So it could be more than that.
I didn't read his biography, but did he mention any specific reason to do IVF instead of... you know... fucking?
 
I didn't read his biography, but did he mention any specific reason to do IVF instead of... you know... fucking?
Not too many specifics. IIRC his first child died tragically as infant and then they decided to go with IVF after that. For his 2nd wife I don't recall any reason being given. The 3rd one wasn't really his wife but the Neuralink director of operations and it was more of an "agreement". Like, they got along well and then just decided she should have his children. I'm not kidding...

I think many of you have the wrong picture of how all this children came to be. Musk is no player who goes around shagging women. It's mostly more like a mutual agreement that they'll have his kids. Or at least that is the impression I got.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
What a weird world we are in. Conservative honey traps and THOTs out there getting knocked up by billionaires auditing the government.

He might have joined the Trump campaign to get away from Prego Ash. Given the timeline.
 

JayK47

Member
Children do better when their fathers are active in their lives.
Most wealthy people are not very involved with their children. They hand them off to nannies and tutors. Elon is also not a conservative. It is not like he is suddenly going to church on Sundays and only has sex after marriage. None of this surprises me.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Most wealthy people are not very involved with their children. They hand them off to nannies and tutors. Elon is also not a conservative. It is not like he is suddenly going to church on Sundays and only has sex after marriage. None of this surprises me.
I don’t know if this is accurate. A broad generalization like this rarely is. I think when we see the wealthy in media they are portrayed that way but that doesn’t mean they are.
 

Aesius

Member
I don’t know if this is accurate. A broad generalization like this rarely is. I think when we see the wealthy in media they are portrayed that way but that doesn’t mean they are.
I think it's less "wealthy" and more "obsessed with their careers." But those often go hand-in-hand.
 
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