Astro Bot is currently the highest ranked PS Studios game in Opencritic history

Guy is fake prop, taking credit for Japanese engineering ingenuity. Master Architect my ass, generations my ass. He is like Tim Cook. Nothing original. He is one of the reasons Naughty dogs is shoving remasters and Playstation is producing stuff like Concord, all these European modern audience's believers have collectively purged the idea of 'fun'. So fuck them, fuck them all. I am recently playing old Playstation games on emulation, every game feels like a slap on my face. I didn't image them being better they are fucking miles better, light years better. Now when I play I feel like I am doing chores or fucking walking cinematically. Returnal, Stellar Blade, Astrobot are keeping Playstation afloat....so fuck Mark 'Carney' director cut generations.....He betrayed generations
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Gaming is so down-bad the last 5 years (as is everything else) that when something halfway good does come along, it hits like absolute fucking crack to these review outlets.

If Batman Arkham Knight came out today, it would get a 90 or 91 metascore e a s i l y.
In 2015 though? Prime PS4 era with amazing games releasing nearly every month? Meh, 87.
Jesus H. Christ, you're still at it with this nonsense? You are called an unhinged troll because you're acting like one. You keep derailing threads with these idiotic takes that you cannot prove to make you feel better about a hypothesis you pulled out your ass.

You repeatedly deflect your put-downs by offering faint praise or backhanded compliments but then continue to plod along with your "well, if it had been released in X…" shit takes.

And you've been asked to knock it off at least once that I know of, but you keep at it.
 
Guy is fake prop, taking credit for Japanese engineering ingenuity. Master Architect my ass, generations my ass. He is like Tim Cook. Nothing original. He is one of the reasons Naughty dogs is shoving remasters and Playstation is producing stuff like Concord, all these European modern audience's believers have collectively purged the idea of 'fun'. So fuck them, fuck them all. I am recently playing old Playstation games on emulation, every game feels like a slap on my face. I didn't image them being better they are fucking miles better, light years better. Now when I play I feel like I am doing chores or fucking walking cinematically. Returnal, Stellar Blade, Astrobot are keeping Playstation afloat....so fuck Mark 'Carney' director cut generations.....He betrayed generations

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Mark Cerny is a legend.
 
Not my type of game, but I'm glad this game does well.

I hope this game and games like Elden ring, and Wu kong shows sony and others that quality single player games, in whatever genre, will never go out of fashion and are able to do well critically and sales wise.
 
Sony should take a good hard look Sly Cooper and Ape Escape. Both existing franchises with good reputation and fans, it's basically an open goal and hard to screw up.
Take a page from the character design work they did on Crash 4 and apply it to Sly Cooper and it would look so good, just don't do the ugly Sonic.
 
After reading all this, you could've just answered to @midnightAI "no, i don't know what Mark Cerny does. let me do my research"

Holy shit.

And "Returnal, Stellar Blade, Astrobot are keeping Playstation afloat"...those 3 games (so far) have probably sold like 3M copies together and no one is buying a Playstation to play Stellar Blade or Returnal, lmao.
You need to learn some economics. You don't grow something without R&D and those three are good R&D. Sony is a public listed company. These games have higher ROIs. Stop smoking Carney crack. You don't know shit about Mark Carney. This guy made this and that, more people have made more important shit them him at sony. But then again all you do is post lame gifs and what will you know. You will be the guy who will first post the gif 'i knew it' when he will be exposed for his dumbfuckness.
 
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You need to learn some economics. You don't grow something without R&D and those three are good R&D. Sony is a public listed company. These games have higher ROIs. Stop smoking Carney crack. You don't know shit about Mark Carney. This guy made this and that, more people have made more important shit them him at sony. But then again all you do is post lame gifs and what will you know. You will be the guy who will first post the gif 'i knew it' when he will be exposed for his dumbfuckness.
What even am i reading at this point?
For starters you know so well who this guy is you can't even spell his name right. Let's leave it at this.
 
You don't grow your business by papering over a loss with profits from the successful project. That's just treading water.
I actually agree with you on that, a game's performance should be seen on individual basis, and thus the notion that Concord could erase whatever profit Astro Bot makes does not make much sense.
 
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