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[Kerrby]

Kerrby is the John Daly of Aus-GAF.

The most famous poster from AusGAF? Yes, I'd agree with that.

Has anyone got their GMG Saints Row 3 key yet? I guess we won't be getting them until the 18th?

Nope, they haven't sent them out yet even though pre-load is up on steam .

 

[Fredescu]

Certainly Infamous 2 cannot fit the Terribad description. What is terribad about it?

No idea, I haven't played it. Wasn't referring to 2.

 

[Fogz]

seriously fogz

Yeah I'm going to be very unhappy when that happens again

 

[untoldhero]

Posting so we can get new thread sooner LOL

Joke

Here is something constructive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTeZrVC1EpU&feature=feedu

 

[Jintor]

We're already up to a last page button? Feels like home.

 

[Doncamatic]

We're already up to a last page button? Feels like home.

Obligatory 100 posts/page anything less is for peasants comment.

 

[Danoss]

So I went to make a Milo and then I remembered there was a number of requests for a how-to video on opening it with a spoon.

Luckily this came to me before I opened the fresh tin. I've made the vid (in 720p too) and am now uploading it to YouTube. I'll post the link once it's done.

 

[Jintor]

Obligatory 100 posts/page anything less is for peasants comment.

GafGOLD feels weird to me :<

 

[Deeku]

Obligatory 100 posts/page anything less is for peasants comment.

Obligatory don't like scrolling etc comment.

 

[Danoss]

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

http://youtu.be/nIc3XwEzY2o

 

[reptilescorpio]

GafGOLD feels weird to me :<

PlatinumGAF gives me 25ppp. Loads up pages in half the time!

So I went to make a Milo and then I remembered there was a number of requests for a how-to video on opening it with a spoon.

Luckily this came to me before I opened the fresh tin. I've made the vid (in 720p too) and am now uploading it to YouTube. I'll post the link once it's done.

It damn well better have this playing over the top

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

I've seen some photoshops in my time and that was DEFINITELY edited in a post production studio up at Skywalker Ranch.

 

[Jintor]

Dreamy accent Danoss

 

[Danoss]

It damn well better have this playing over the top

I've got a better version for you.

 

[legend166]

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

http://youtu.be/nIc3XwEzY2o

What the hell is that?!

Lacks the catharsis of stabbing the foil right in the middle with the pointy end of the spoon.

 

[Kerrby]

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

http://youtu.be/nIc3XwEzY2o

Wow the Australian accent is terrible.

 

[HolyCheck]

What the hell is that?!

Lacks the catharsis of stabbing the foil right in the middle with the pointy end of the spoon.

Holy crap what did I just watch. I too am of the stavvy stabby school.


this is madness

 

[Yagharek]

Ugh, playing some more PES 2011 (Wii) and really struggling to click with the 1-2 and give and go controls.

Legend- what sort of learning curve time did you find you had when you started with the wii series? I still find my player movements are very stilted and stop/start once my player receives the ball.

I do have moments where I remember to drag another player to where I want to kick the ball (switching from one side of the park to the other is quite tasty) but it all falls apart in the box.

I'm still in learning mode with this I'm afraid, as I havent had the time to get adjusted to it having been away from home for the past few months.

 

[Kritz]

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

http://youtu.be/nIc3XwEzY2o

5/5

 

[Omikron]

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

http://youtu.be/nIc3XwEzY2o

The backdrop is particularly impressive. Love a floral print.

 

[evlcookie]

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

http://youtu.be/nIc3XwEzY2o

That's how I do it.

Fuck yea!

 

[reptilescorpio]

Ugh. Not sure if I can push through Battlefield 3. I want to see this Paris mission everyone was going on about but damn if this isn't sucky. YOU CAN'T SHOOT OUT CAR HEADLIGHTS. I thought DICE was all about destruction. Also the post effects are horrible, the lens flare and blotches on the screen don't make it more cinematic, it makes it so I can't see anything!

On the plus side all this talk about old electronic artists has me on an Aphex Twin kick.
Here is Digeridoo, Isopropanol and a remix he did of DMX Krew. Hard to remember that he has been making this stuff since I was born.

 

[Yagharek]

Windowlicker didnt make sense in BF3 I assume?

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

http://youtu.be/nIc3XwEzY2o

That spoon was old and dirty.

 

[hamchan]

Ugh. Not sure if I can push through Battlefield 3. I want to see this Paris mission everyone was going on about but damn if this isn't sucky. YOU CAN'T SHOOT OUT CAR HEADLIGHTS. I thought DICE was all about destruction. Also the post effects are horrible, the lens flare and blotches on the screen don't make it more cinematic, it makes it so I can't see anything!

The BF3 campaign sucks and will just make you feel bad, especially after playing through MW3's good campaign.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Ugh. Not sure if I can push through Battlefield 3. I want to see this Paris mission everyone was going on about but damn if this isn't sucky. YOU CAN'T SHOOT OUT CAR HEADLIGHTS. I thought DICE was all about destruction. Also the post effects are horrible, the lens flare and blotches on the screen don't make it more cinematic, it makes it so I can't see anything!

Wait till you get blinded by flashlights and laser sights. Also, after playing MW3 Paris mission, the BF3 Paris mission will feel lame.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Windowlicker didnt make sense in BF3 I assume?

Ah I was just trying to recall some of his older stuff I hadn't listened to in a while. Kinda burnt out on Windowlicker. The Chosen Lords series was fantastic too. Blue Calx is easily my favourite.

Wait till you get blinded by flashlights and laser sights. Also, after playing MW3 Paris mission, the BF3 Paris mission will feel lame.

The bridge section in MW3 Paris was pretty meh, everything other than that was great. Was kinda hoping that the BF3 Paris was going to blow me away but maybe I should have played this campaign before MW3's.

 

[midonnay]

The universe is expanding exponentially and so is Ausgaf....

only a matter of time until we're torn apart o.o

 

[BananaArnie]

Has anyone got their GMG Saints Row 3 key yet? I guess we won't be getting them until the 18th?

this guy knows whats up.

also i stopped stabbing milo years and years ago. i thought it was something only small children did. :O

 

[BanShunsaku]

That spoon was old and dirty.

Your face is old and dirty

 

[Gazunta]

How to Open a Tin of Milo with a Spoon - An AusGAF Special Presentation

http://youtu.be/nIc3XwEzY2o

I've been living my whole life wrong.

 

[Yagharek]

Started Xenoblade. That intro

Goosebumps when it pans out as Dunban runs in for battle.

 

[Choc]

thats how i open milo

i am WINNAR

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Your face is old and dirty

Yours' has swallowed a truckload of semen over the past 5 years.

 

[Sutton Dagger]

So how long did AusGAF 4.0 last, couldn't have been more than 3 months?

 

[BanShunsaku]

Re Milo: stabbing the shit out of it is the only way to go!

 

[Shaneus]

On the plus side all this talk about old electronic artists has me on an Aphex Twin kick.
Here is Digeridoo, Isopropanol and a remix he did of DMX Krew. Hard to remember that he has been making this stuff since I was born.

Ah I was just trying to recall some of his older stuff I hadn't listened to in a while. Kinda burnt out on Windowlicker. The Chosen Lords series was fantastic too. Blue Calx is easily my favourite.

The SAW albums are amazing. I couldn't get into anything else he did because everything just reminded me of all the Chris Cunningham Aphex vids
Always been a fan of Pulsewidth and Xtal.

I've been living my whole life wrong.

This will blow your fucking mind.

 

[Danoss]

This will blow your fucking mind.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK. Mind blown!

 

[Omikron]

Monkey respect +1

 

[justin.au]

This will blow your fucking mind.

I don't know why but there was a megaphone at a party I was at once a few years back (an 18th?), so fairly late into the night, right cunted-up, I got hold of it and a banana. Screaming into the megaphone: 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PEEL A BANANA.' Baffled looks. 'LET ME SHOW YOU'. I climbed up into a tree, started making monkey noises, and peeled the banana as shown in the video.

Couldn't have been happier with the way it went down.

 

[Jintor]

This will blow your fucking mind.

Wooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Salazar]

EatChildren, we need to splice genes from JiSook and Kristin Bell.

 

[Danoss]

splice genes from JiSook and Kristin Bell.

Kristen Bell is fine the way she is.

 

[reptilescorpio]

I really like a good banana but I honestly can't remember ever eating one. Even apples are too much effort if you don't want to injest the sticker.

 

[Deeku]

But...but then you start at the crap part of the banana, the bit you don't eat! Well, I don't eat it anyway.

 

[guidop]

I don't know why but there was a megaphone at a party I was at once a few years back (an 18th?), so fairly late into the night, right cunted-up, I got hold of it and a banana. Screaming into the megaphone: 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PEEL A BANANA.' Baffled looks. 'LET ME SHOW YOU'. I climbed up into a tree, started making monkey noises, and peeled the banana as shown in the video.

Couldn't have been happier with the way it went down.

was it 3 or 4 girls that got a plowing after that performance?

 

[justin.au]

was it 3 or 4 girls that got a plowing after that performance?

Fine. I won't bother you with any more of my fantastic anecdotes if that's your attitude.

I've got a great story about human excrement, but, your loss.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Finally tracked down the Black Arrows EP by Full Scale. So fucking good. Ah to be young again. Unfortunate that they never hit those peaks again once the band broke up.

 

[Danoss]

I've got a great story about human excrement, but, your loss.

After a couple of German girls saw your impressive feat, they invited you back to their place. You made some shiza films together and they can now be found on some website.

 

[guidop]

Fine. I won't bother you with any more of my fantastic anecdotes if that's your attitude.

I've got a great story about human excrement, but, your loss.

My point was; after such a performance you would have gone home with anyone you wanted. No sarcasm

 

[Gazunta]

Now I really want some bananas. Thank goodness they're sort of affordable again, I just about paid off the third mortgage I took out the last time I wanted a dozen bananas.

The second mortgage was to buy a man cave. Good holy Christ is this turning out to be a project. I thought the new kitchen was a hassle. That was nothing. That was a breeze. That was angels strumming golden harps while Ricki Lee Coulter plays Crackdown with me.