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[Subitai]

Also, those Japanese Empire flags. Doesn't the rest of asia sort of see those the way we see swastikas?

 

[Leonsito]

Rihanna? wtf

 

[FunkyPajamas]

I have a mirror here:

‘Battleship’ Trailer: Peter Berg Mimics Michael Bay’s Alien Antics

http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Battleship.png


So, so dumb.

Thank you Expendable!

 

[G-Fex]

Rihanna as the minigun operator...

You act like she's the only girl in the world who can't operate one.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

Heard about the casting process about this one. The studio hired the model with less acting experience over a more experienced and better actress because she has bigger boobs.

Hype rising.

 

[BattleMonkey]

Thank you Expendable!

Enjoy all the ads, pop ups, and slowness of the site!

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Enjoy all the ads, pop ups, and slowness of the site!

Actually I got a 404. Heh. I'm thinking the universe doesn't want me to see this trailer for some reason

 

[Subitai]

Also, holy cow at $200 mil?

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

Riggins? I wish Peter Berg was directing this.

 

[Mengetsu]

So they added aliens to make it appealing to watch for the mainstream audience hu? I can't wait to see the first trailer for this...

Day 1

 

[Expendable.]

Yahoo now has it in HD.

 

[DMczaf]

Wait, $200 million? 200 million fucking dollars?!

ILM is expensive.

 

[G-Fex]

In a world where battleships were never decommissioned and women are permitted to operate miniguns...


Wait, $200 million? 200 million fucking dollars?!

This ship wont sink at the box office. It'll make gangbusters!

 

[Solo]

Peter Berg, Liam Neeson, Tim Riggins. Fucking sold.

 

[Furret]

This trailer makes me embarrassed to be human.

Just when you think Hollywood can't regress any further they manage to scrape through the bottom of the barrel and into the cesspool beneath.

 

[DMczaf]

Peter Berg, Liam Neeson, Tim Riggins. Fucking sold.

At least we know what the Green Lantern of 2012 will be.

 

[BattleMonkey]

So when they fire "all of them" and find out nothing works.... they ram?

 

[Wubby]

Also, those Japanese Empire flags. Doesn't the rest of asia sort of see those the way we see swastikas?

Well the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force still rocks that flag.

 

[S1kkZ]

This trailer makes me embarrassed to be human.

Just when you think Hollywood can't regress any further they manage to scrape through the bottom of the barrel and into the cesspool beneath.

whats so bad about it? it looks stupid and corny, yes. but so do 90% of all hollywood movie trailers.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

Wait, $200 million? 200 million fucking dollars?!

The CGI is pretty good.

 

[G-Fex]

whats so bad about it? it looks stupid and corny, yes. but so do 90% of all hollywood movie trailers.

It's better than fairy tale movies I guess.

 

[clemenx]

Screw you guys! This looks awesome.

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

At least we know what the Green Lantern of 2012 will be.

The Avengers?

 

[Solo]

At least we know what the Green Lantern of 2012 will be.

Avengers?

Anyways, Peter Berg was enouugh to sell me regardless of how ludicrous it is. He's so totally underrated.

 

[Subitai]

Well the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force still rocks that flag.

Well, good times then. I just thought it might make things even tougher to sell in other markets.

 

[DMczaf]

The Avengers?

Avengers?

I meant in terms of Solo being excited about people involved with it, even though the trailer looks like garbage.

No one is excited about Joss Whedon, except maybe his mom.

 

[Furret]

whats so bad about it? it looks stupid and corny, yes. but so do 90% of all hollywood movie trailers.

That's because 90% of all Hollywood movies are stupid, infantile pap.

The fact that people can actually watch this trailer and then contemplate seeing the whole movie proves we're well beyond the point of no return.

 

[G-Fex]

Avengers?

Anyways, Peter Berg was enouugh to sell me regardless of how ludicrous it is. He's so totally underrated.

That's ridiculous, the movie audience will eat up Avengers and it'll make so much money it'll make your head spin.

 

[Solo]

I meant in terms of Solo being excited about people involved with it, even though the trailer looks like garbage..

Meh, trailer looks exactly like Transformers (but with a much better cast) and thats a billion dollar franchise.

 

[sammich]

TIM RIGGINS!! .. lol i think we will always refer to him as that

 

[Shorty]

Just started watching FNL - fuck yeah Tim Riggins!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Oh. This is real. I thought this was just a bunch of Hollywood execs making a joke.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

It is sad to think that the Dune movie was in turnaround for so long that Peter Berg left it (and it was his dream project) to go direct this.

I hate this movie for that simple fact.

 

[Cringe Humor]

lt.

What the fuck does this word mean?


Anyway, this trailer is retardeder than AIDS

 

[Battersea Power Station]

Anyway, this trailer is retardeder than AIDS

Yeah, am I supposed to believe that Rihanna is in the only black person in the Navy?

 

[PhoncipleBone]

What the fuck does this word mean?


Anyway, this trailer is retardeder than AIDS

Thanks. Left a word out there by accident.

 

[Cringe Humor]

Yeah, am I supposed to believe that Rihanna is in the only black person in the Navy?

I didn't know they let broads in the navy.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Rihanna is more believable as a Navy gunner than Denise Richards was as a nuclear physicist, or Jessica Alba as a scientist.

 

[G-Fex]

You guys act like this hasn't been done before.

Behold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQIbijMUrXA&feature=related

Rihanna is more believable as a Navy gunner than Denise Richards was as a nuclear physicist, or Jessica Alba as a scientist.

Don't forget Tara Reid as a scientist.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Don't forget Tara Reid as a scientist.

Which film? I seem to have missed that one.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Hoping for a Chris Brown cameo.

 

[G-Fex]

Which film? I seem to have missed that one.

Alone in the dark(be lucky you missed it.)

 

[Nesotenso]

Why make a movie based on a board game ? Really out of ideas............

EDIT : Never mind, it's Hasbro

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Why make a movie based on a board game ? Really out of ideas............

Proof it can be done, and done very well.

 

[BattleMonkey]

Hoping for a Chris Brown cameo.

That's why shes on the minigun

 

[bigboss370]

awesooome its like transformers, yummy effects!

 

[G-Fex]

Why make a movie based on a board game ? Really out of ideas............

I thought so , then I read this.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19012_5-hollywood-secrets-that-explain-why-so-many-movies-suck.html

 

[so1337]

 

[Krev]

That was very funny.

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

Well, I can't be that bad if Liam Neeson is in it.