Haha this never gets old
well bayonetta hasn't been shy of sticking tits and ass right in your face. So if thats not your thing, it makes sense that it could hurt your overall enjoyment of something even if the game is objectively stellar.I don't even want to give them click, but how in the world is "over-sexualizing" worth taking any points at all, let alone over 2?
Nah, because Polygon.
Seriously?I don't know but Polygon is just hilarious. Do they even care about the game itself or are they a new PETA kind of organization controlled by Oprah fighting for women rights?
I don't play many such games, certainly never the original. Theoretically I should enjoy something so well-made, but I detested Mad World.
Will I detest Bayonetta?
Hey, so, my thoughts.
First, here's my review.
I love me some character-action games, and I recognize Bayonetta as one of the best and deepest in that genre. But I'm also sort of over this kind of game. We've been playing these types of things for a while now, and I don't think Bayonetta 2 does too much to totally rejuvenate this style.
But that's about the worst thing I can say about it. I loved my time with it, and I think that Bayonetta is just the coolest fucking person in a video game, movie, book, or comic right now.
I don't play many such games, certainly never the original. Theoretically I should enjoy something so well-made, but I detested Mad World.
Will I detest Bayonetta?
I don't know but Polygon is just hilarious. Do they even care about the game itself or are they a new PETA kind of organization controlled by Oprah fighting for women rights?
It's someone's fucking opinion.
Hey, so, my thoughts.
First, here's my review.
I love me some character-action games, and I recognize Bayonetta as one of the best and deepest in that genre. But I'm also sort of over this kind of game. We've been playing these types of things for a while now, and I don't think Bayonetta 2 does too much to totally rejuvenate this style.
But that's about the worst thing I can say about it. I loved my time with it, and I think that Bayonetta is just the coolest fucking person in a video game, movie, book, or comic right now.
OMFG!!! Is this the first 10 from Gamespot this year??? Also, I'm sure the comments section there is gonna get ugly with all the haters of this game for being a Nintendo exclusive.
Your PETA Oprah comment is amazingly ignorant as well.
I may have misread something but literally the only two criticisms I saw were the over-sexualizing of Bayonetta and a contradiction between reviving teammates and scoring points in co-op. Those are worth 2.5 points?
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I don't even want to give them click, but how in the world is "over-sexualizing" worth taking any points at all, let alone over 2?
It's a little more than that when developer bonuses are often directly tied to Metacritic scores. We're talking about people's livelihoods.
Flawless Victory: Games rated 10 aren't perfect, since nothing is, but they come as close as you could get in a given genre. The new must-have game in its sector, we're talking pure ecstasy
Just finished reading, great review!
well bayonetta hasn't been shy of sticking tits and ass right in your face. So if thats not your thing, it makes sense that it could hurt your overall enjoyment of something even if the game is objectively stellar.
Platinum games feeling like
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Did anyone expect these scores? I mean, I knew it would be a 10/10 for me personally, but not from reviewers.
Man, Platinum continuing the great work by once set by Clover. Look at that track record: God Hand, Okami, Bayonetta 1 + 2, Vanquish, Metal Gear Rising.
That is, ironically, exactly what Gies was doing.So reviewers should give good scores based on things outside of the actual content in the game? Oh boy.
Did anyone expect these scores? I mean, I knew it would be a 10/10 for me personally, but not from reviewers.
Jposter gonna jpost I guessIt's someone's fucking opinion. Personal emotion reaction to an inherently subjective thing. He liked the game. Grow up.
Your PETA Oprah comment is amazingly ignorant as well.