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[rhandino]

I was buying some boxers and socks when I DON'T (want to put effort anymore) started playing on the store.

 

[The Flop]

Mariah Carey’s ticket sales tanking

Mariah Carey is having a bad week.

It looks like Ticketmaster is trying to boost slow sales for her upcoming “All the Hits” tour with Lionel Richie by offering tickets as part of a “buy one, get one free” promotion for the concerts, which kick off in March.

“This Valentine’s Day, grab a ticket for you and your special someone … all for the price of one,” one promo suggests.

Plus, Carey’s comeback single “I Don’t,” a collaboration with rapper YG, is a flop. When it dropped last week it was No. 6 on iTunes, but was No. 55 as of press time.

Industry insiders say ­Carey’s New Year’s Eve debacle live in Times Square — when she failed to keep up with her songs or even lip-sync ­properly — isn’t helping.

 

[Vazra]

Ariana won

 

[Vazduh]

I thought so too at first but if you watch it at 0.25 speed you can see how the actual curve jumps around between frames

 

[Blood Diamonds]

#SometimesTalentWins

 

[Vazduh]

 

[Vazra]

 

[DOWN]

Seems like her shirt moving from the fan tbh. It looks like it is pressed against her and maybe loosened for a second in a lull.

 

[The Emperor]

Mariah Carey’s ticket sales tanking

Urghh so hard to remain a Mariah stan atm

Seriously she needs to check into alcohol rehab and fire everyone around her!

She is acting like a spoilt 16 year old but is actually 46 or sumfink.

I know her legacy is amaZing and she has nothing to prove BUt I do not believe Mariah is happy. I think she is struggling and surrounded by bad people.

Plz save ha Trey Lorenz

 

[rhandino]

I see pineapples... can't wait for Marina to throw a fit at Katheryn for "lack of artistic integrity"

 

[Bladenic]

I was buying some boxers and socks when I DON'T (want to put effort anymore) started playing on the store.

Boxers? Girl love yourself

 

[Vazra]

Gaga: "watch my new music video for Joh..."
Katy:

 

[Vazduh]

Boxers? Girl love yourself

I wear them sometimes. Nothing wrong with letting those b a l l s loose.

Seems like her shirt moving from the fan tbh. It looks like it is pressed against her and maybe loosened for a second in a lull.

Seems you're right and it's not a Britney/Shakira type of situation.

 

[DOWN]

I wear them sometimes. Nothing wrong with letting those b a l l s loose.



Seems you're right and it's not a Britney/Shakira type of situation.

Wait what were the Britney/Shakira incidents?

I know we heard about Work Bitch being doctored. Was that it for Brit? What was Shakira's?

 

[Vazduh]

In Rih/Shakira's collab Shakira's waist was digitally altered, just like Meghan's, and I that version was removed soon after everyone noticed it (the wall was concave in some shots). I think there are still gifs on tumblr, I'd have to find them.

Britney's videos are often altered in the sense they make her legs look slimmer, or her waist (like in Piece of Me, Work Bitch etc). I was pleasantly surprised with Slumber Party when I saw they didn't edit her body, and it looked great.

 

[Bladenic]

If even Shakira gets her body altered there ain't hope for anyone else

Plus people calling Gaga fat or pudgy for the incredibly small amount of belly she served 💀

 

[rhandino]

Mariah looks kind of amazing on that new Street Fighter V trailer~

 

[DOWN]

I miss relevant Shakira. Where are her Hips Don't Lie, Whenever Wherever, Beautiful Liar chart smashes

I liked Try Everything tho

 

[Soulscribe]

Feel free to use this in lieu of receipts the next time someone comes for your fave [not named Taylor Swift]. #PollGaf4

 

[Garrett Hawke]

cleanse yourself of mediocre MVs that you might have seen in the past few days and watch this new one!

Grimes ft. Janelle Monáe - Venus Fly (Official Video)

 

[The Flop]

On Vevo Now.

 

[Soulscribe]

On Vevo Now.

This gets better on repeated viewing, lol. I want Jonas to direct all her vids.

 

[Bladenic]

cleanse yourself of mediocre MVs that you might have seen in the past few days and watch this new one!

Grimes ft. Janelle Monáe - Venus Fly (Official Video)

Grimes is a Canadian National Treasure

Janelle is a multi talented legend.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Grimes is a Canadian National Treasure

Janelle is a multi talented legend.

right?

talent won.

 

[Soulscribe]

Grimes is a Canadian National Treasure

Janelle is a multi talented legend.

Agreed. I have a feeling Janelle will finally break through in 2017 (assuming she releases).

 

[Bladenic]

Agreed. I have a feeling Janelle will finally break through in 2017 (assuming she releases).

Even if she doesn't, at least she now has her wildly successful and critically acclaimed acting career to keep her busy.

 

[Floridian]

ArchAndroid is one of the best albums this decade. That is known.

 

[Phreaker]

Some of these responses. Also I removed the need to sign in to take it, so get in.

How do I see responses if I already took it and am now coming back?

 

[Vazra]

 

[Vazduh]

How do I see responses if I already took it and am now coming back?

Here's the link with the responses.

 

[DOWN]

Let me surprise y'all with a jam you will all think is great

Arlissa - Into the Light

It would have been a smash if Katy Perry or someone had done it

 

[Vazra]

The one voting me off the island can seethe. I ain't going anytime soon babe

 

[The Flop]

The one voting me off the island can seethe. I ain't going anytime soon babe

I know I'm the popular vote so far, but I only got M E S S Y once in a Vita thread, so keep your Wigs in check.

 

[B-Dex]

The White House now shills Ivanka Trump merch during press briefings.

 

[Vazra]

The White House now shills Ivanka Trump merch during press briefings.

A mess tbh

 

[Vazra]

Terrible cover but here for Amy.

 

[rhandino]

Here's the link with the responses.

I know the cure for homosexuality

I see that The Flop sent the poll to Mike Pence~

 

[You Know Nothing]

Here's the link with the responses.

Let us know one of your lifes secrets.

I sometimes wish I could be blindfolded and wake up in a room, and not know where I am, and then get gangbanged like a porn star.

Blood Diamonds teas.

 

[Vazduh]

I have fantasies about a few straight men I work with and would do them in the drop of a hat

I was abused by an older cousin when I was a child

I'm horny as hell. I wanna F U C C right now!

I sometimes wish I could be blindfolded and wake up in a room, and not know where I am, and then get gangbanged like a porn star.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

I think bayo sis wrote all of those.

#justbeinghonest

 

[Blood Diamonds]

i literally.....i...what

 

[Mau ®]

We should spam this thread so we can debut OT14 with Katheryn's blessing.

 

[rhandino]

The fact that Tangerine and Milky Milky Milk are kind of punching me rn

Miley should have kept the rest tho

 

[Soulscribe]

We should spam this thread so we can debut OT14 with Katheryn's blessing.

Have you heard the snippet though, sis?

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I mean we all heard Joanne and yet you still were blasting your load while listening to it so...

edit: wait

Blood Diamonds teas.

bitch how dare you

 

[You Know Nothing]

Reminder that Chewing Gum is iconic.

 

[Soulscribe]

I mean we all heard Joanne and yet you still were blasting your load while listening to it so...

I won't apologize for liking a good album, just like you shouldn't apologize for liking Honeymoon despite its primary function as an elephant tranquilizer in the Sabaragamuwa Province of Sri Lanka

 

[Garrett Hawke]

I would take 100 Honeymoon level albums over a single Joanal.

 

[Soulscribe]

I would take 100 Honeymoon level albums over a single Joanal.

We know babe

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I won't apologize for liking a good album, just like you shouldn't apologize for liking Honeymoon despite its primary function as an elephant tranquilizer in the Sabaragamuwa Province of Sri Lanka

I will absolutely shame you for liking an album that attempts to energize the southern white males who are members of the Ku Klux Klan by glorifying them in "John Wayne" who, by the way, was a rampant homophobe and racist and yet here she is trying to suck his dick through his rotten grave via her music. Furthermore, Gaga is clearly trying to tap into the white supremacist market with Joanal because she no longer feels that the Homosexuals like you are doing enough for her. Meanwhile, Lanasus Del Godsiah has constantly tried to get her fans to get involved politically and in protests such as the Standing Rock protests. Gaga? She had the super bowl stage and worshipped America before re-enacting the downfall of both her output and career by jumping off the roof. Take a seat.