I'm too far behind the times now, I'm set in my ways. This new fangled Facespace and stuff is too fiddley for these decrepit old hands, riddled with arthritis. I might do at some point, people keep saying I'm super cool, and would have like, a million likes every day.
But seriously, I just begrudge that it's become almost an obligation nowadays, where it's a surprise if you aren't on it! Plus, gift wrapping all my personal details, and handing it to one of biggest companies in the world and saying, "go nuts, do whatever you want with it" kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies.