drunk thread again

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Dude in playing proteus with my color changing lightbulbs reacting to it.

Hoooooollllyyyy fuuuuuuck
This is thread worthy.
 
I got a problem.

The better looking I am the worse I feel.
Do you honestly, legitimately believe you'll feel better ugly? You're probably just falsely attributing your feelings to your looks when in reality it's an entirely different issue that's making you feel that way.
 
We're warching dark souls pvp videos... :x god help us
 
mmm probably the worst was doing a bunch of ritalin and getting into fights because I thought everyone was being a dick to me. then stealing a bunch of half-empty champagne and drinking it, getting mono in the process.

not really that epic or terrible now that I write it out.
 
I randomly bodyslammed one of my friends once. We we're pretty drunk so it didn't hurt but he was on the ground not moving for awhile.
 
i saw two couples bumping and grinding on a couch and there was a seat between them so i sat there and accidentally spilt one of their drinks on top of them

that was last saturday
 
No. It's bottled. Called session lager. Pretty damn smooth. I like.

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drunk thread makes me feel old sometimes. "i just discovered this unique beer at trader joes called session lager!" goddamn eloquent.

i was buying that shit at gas stations in 2005
 
Pffff, did so much stupid shit yesterday night now that I think back :lol

19 here btw, but the legal age over here is 16 so of course, I'm a seasoned drinker.
 
I haven't really fucked with coke since high school. It's a great drug but I wouldn't mess with that stuff at this point unless I hit a point in my life where I no longer care (which is possible).
 
First shift behind the bar went well

The locals didnt hate me, they were kinda like drunk thread irl


I started at 16 also. Cocaine was the drug of choice at my high school though.

I started at around 13 with nasty cheap shit and spliff

other than weed/speed i didnt really touch other things untill last year
 
All bar bands sound the same.

Well, there's two types. Superbland sensitive white guys with acoustic guitars and jam bands that are basically like watching a few stoned dudes jam out in their garage.
 
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