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Style Fox said:
Why do bodybuilders or mass fiends care so much about legs? Is that some kind of sign you're hardcore?

Give me the glamor muscles all day.
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coldvein said:
"somebody is skipping leg day" blah blah blah retardation

leg day? WE ARE MEN
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It's quite simple so let me explain it for you two simpletons. No one wants to have a blown up upper body with noodle legs. It just looks silly. Common sense and all the jazz.
 
Please do not fail me drunk thread...

Someone name me a GOOD Russian Vodka. Something that won't cost me an arm and a leg(I might be drunk dreaming on this part).
 
What is the point of "GOOD" vodka?

edit: kamchatka is made in kentucky, who knew? Stoli is the only russian vodka i've ever had.
 
Wow unexpectedly chill night. Met this super fine chick, a little older than me but bangin as fuck. Slobbered all over eacher and got some road head, now I'm blue balling like craazy till we meet tomorrow. Man it's fun being single again.
 
Snuggler said:
Wow unexpectedly chill night. Met this super fine chick, a little older than me but bangin as fuck. Slobbered all over eacher and got some road head, now I'm blue balling like craazy till we meet tomorrow. Man it's fun being single again.
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aww snuggles is now a man..

Style Fox said:
They take it too far. They want legs so thick you can't wear pants anymore.
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lulz... that shit reminds me of the incredible hulk
 
Yeah, you use your legs for everything. Maybe it's not as aesthetically pleasing as huge pecs or biceps, but the functionality is more than likely way more important for most people.

Also, I like walking out of the gym after leg day. Actually, attempting to walk out of the gym is probably more applicable. Dat burn.
 
speaking of working out, i just smoked a heavy joint and fuck its only 8am!

Netflix time
 
I just got four jack in the box tacos and then my car started to overheat.
 
I tried to play some ball today. I've been smoking so much I was coughing out my organs.

I still fucked around got a triple double. 10 turnovers, 10 fouls, and 10 airballs.
 
my sleep schedule is completely fucked, it's 5 am now and it's been 3 days where I said "fuck it i'll stay up the whole day so im tired at night"

cut to: I fall asleep at 2pm, wake up at 8pm. Repeat.

unemployment!
 
Ok so I've eaten three of these four tacos. I'm really worries about my car, when I got out I could hear a literal boiling noise coming from the engine.
 
First time here
 
I had horrible nightmare about dark souls last night.
There was like this thing attacking us, and I killed it but then immediately another being started coming up the stairs. The amount of anxiety I felt about having to fight another creature was so rea and powerful. Then I sliced it in the brain and it turned to purple goop an we decided to leave but I could t find my iPad.
 
Riggs said:
Fuck.
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Hey riggs
Jtwo said:
I had horrible nightmare about dark souls last night.
There was like this thing attacking us, and I killed it but then immediately another being started coming up the stairs. The amount of anxiety I felt about having to fight another creature was so rea and powerful. Then I sliced it in the brain and it turned to purple goop an we decided to leave but I could t find my iPad.
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I had a dream that I had to compete for the job i already have with another employee and I lost because my sister came behind the bar and wouldn't leave
 
Swetin in my :-599.99 pants.

Jtwo said:
I had horrible nightmare about dark souls last night.
There was like this thing attacking us, and I killed it but then immediately another being started coming up the stairs. The amount of anxiety I felt about having to fight another creature was so rea and powerful. Then I sliced it in the brain and it turned to purple goop an we decided to leave but I could t find my iPad.
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I've had dreams involving Demon's Souls. Only game to control my mind like that in ages.
 
I had a dream I was an actual demon from hell last night. I was having two hot blonde chicka blow me and I had this big demon dick they loved it. But if I fucked them I would automatically impregnate them with demon babies and they would die as a result. I liked them so I refused to fuck them. I am not making this up lol.
 
Sorry Dan, my computer broked. I was suppsed to call this chick today but we were pretty lit when we made plans to chill and now it feels weird. I'm an anxious wreck sometimes.
 
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