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[Snuggles]

Downtown tonight it was men's night or some shit and they had free beer everywhere and the streets were packed with jubilant people. Lots was going on.

Now here I am. What's going to happen to me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQDNLvg3Ip4

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Someday that will be me on stage.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I'm gonna fuck my 50 year old co-worker tomorrow.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm gonna fuck my 50 year old co-worker tomorrow.

Take video I'll send you $6

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I can't even prevent pregnancy with $6.

Don't wanna go down that Snuggler road.

 

[shadyspace]

I'm gonna fuck my 50 year old co-worker tomorrow.

Is she hot

 

[Snuggles]

Grannies can't get pregnant so don't bother wasting your $6 on anything like that

 

[Deleted member 81567]

When does menopause begin?

Is she hot

She's good for a 50 year old.

 

[Snuggles]

But yeah, she's def preg with my child.

Orf.

She could be in the process of menopause. Early stages. Maybe talk to your mom about this.

 

[shadyspace]

50 years old can be plenty hot. Brave new world my friends.

 

[Snuggles]

I would fuckin slay Jodie Foster (50)

 

[freenudemacusers]

But yeah, she's def preg with my child.

Orf.

how do you feel about it?

I've always thought foster was pretty hot, I like my hoes low key

 

[Deleted member 81567]

It's a brave new world of desperation, that's for sure.

Only awkward thing is that I'm good friends with her son, who also works with me. It's gonna be weird after I fuck his mom.

 

[coldvein]

god DAMN snuggler. is she going to actually have the baby?

 

[shadyspace]

I've gotten like 3 girls pregnant.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Oh Snuggler, looking forward to your "my fucking son is being an annoying dipshit while im trying to smoke pot and play videogames" posts.

 

[EloquentM]

I've gotten like 3 girls pregnant.

You serious shady? How'd you deal with those situations?

 

[Snuggles]

how do you feel about it?

I feel okay. Just imagining the logistics of it is overwhelming, but I know I can handle it. It's something that will only make me stronger.

But I haven't even seen her in person yet since all this came out and while I really like her, it's much more complicated when you're not really in a serious relationship with that person. I wasn't really ready to settle down yet after everything I've been through, but this complicates things.

I don't know.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

What are you gonna name it?

 

[Snuggles]

What are you gonna name it?

I've always thought Trogg would be a great name for a boy. Girls always seem to hate it though. What's wrong with Trogg?

 

[EloquentM]

I feel okay. Just imagining the logistics of it is overwhelming, but I know I can handle it. It's something that will only make me stronger.

But I haven't even seen her in person yet since all this came out and while I really like her, it's much more complicated when you're not really in a serious relationship with that person. I wasn't really ready to settle down yet after everything I've been through, but this complicates things.

I don't know.

I'm sure you'll figure it out snuggles. You always seemed like you had a pretty good head on your shoulders so I have no worries about your kid. Good luck man.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I've always though Trogg would be a great name for a boy. Girls always seem to hate it though. What's wrong with Trogg?

Do you want your son to die a virgin?

 

[Snuggles]

Do you want your son to die a virgin?

by then we will all be dead and it will be the future, things will be different

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxmxY7p9otI

 

[Deleted member 81567]

It's just amazing how human anatomy works. As we're typing away now, Snuggler's DNA is coding new proteins for his son, while cells rapidly multiply, forming a neural tube, then organs, then consciousness. It's amazing what two horny creatures can do.

 

[EloquentM]

It's just amazing how human anatomy works. As we're typing away now, Snuggler's DNA is coding new proteins for his son, while cells rapidly multiply, forming a neural tube, then organs, then consciousness. It's amazing what two horny creatures can do.

Stop being smart.

 

[coldvein]

It's just amazing how human anatomy works. As we're typing away now, Snuggler's DNA is coding new proteins for his son, while cells rapidly multiply, forming a neural tube, then organs, then consciousness. It's amazing what two horny creatures can do.

his son is being a little bitch right now probably

 

[Snuggles]

Someday he will hunt you all down one by one and avenge his father

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Snuggler I think there's still time.

I remember during my biology class last semester that a certain bromide compound can calcify DNA and prevent it from coding. You can stop your son's development by getting a gallon of this thing and sticking it up your girl's pussy. Your girl might die in the progress but at least you won't be a dad. That means more XCOM and perhaps more lube.

 

[coldvein]

he'll accomplish what you always wanted to but never could.

 

[arab]

Someday he will hunt you all down one by one and avenge his father

i hope your future child has your seductive eyes

 

[Snuggles]

he'll accomplish what you always wanted to but never could.

Exactly. This is basically the twilight of my life. When one door shuts another opens.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Do you guys think our offspring will post in drunk thread Version 6. I wonder if shadyspace's son is gonna inherit the compulsive lying disorder gene.

 

[shadyspace]

You serious shady? How'd you deal with those situations?

Abortions that I made sure their mothers paid for.

 

[coldvein]

Do you guys think our offspring will post in drunk thread Version 6. I wonder if shadyspace's son is gonna inherit the compulsive lying disorder gene.

hahah

Abortions that I made sure their mothers paid for.

like a boss.

 

[Snuggles]

Abortions that I made sure their mothers paid for.

do they do punch cards? maybe your fifth one could be free

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm kind of terrified of my son using the internet and becoming a second macuser. The Internet ruined me as a person.

 

[coldvein]

I'm kind of terrified of my son using the internet and becoming a second macuser. The Internet ruined me as a person.

it will definitely ruin your son too. when i have a kid i'm going to raise it in the wilderness.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

No it hasn't, it made you beautiful.

 

[Snuggles]

if GAF is still around in 10 years when I'm on my death bed dying of old age, I will definitely pass my account down to my child

the Snuggler brand will live on

 

[freenudemacusers]

it will definitely ruin your son too. when i have a kid i'm going to raise it in the wilderness.

Dude, back in the day you had to dig for fucked up shit. It was basically hidden unless you knew where to look. There were no memes. Like 10 forums. 3 meg porn clips you had to wait 30 minutes to watch. Real fucking audio. HTML tables. Web rings.

I miss it.

 

[coldvein]

Dude, back in the day you had to dig for fucked up shit. It was basically hidden unless you knew where to look. There were no memes. Like 10 forums. 3 meg porn clips you had to wait 30 minutes to watch. Real fucking audio. HTML tables. Web rings.

I miss it.

a magic time when there was still some mystery in the world

 

[EloquentM]

Damn. Shady is a g

 

[freenudemacusers]

But kids are cool

Bummer he'll probably be an asshole in 12 years.

 

[coldvein]

But kids are cool


Bummer he'll probably be an asshole in 12 years.

need a closeup of the shoes

 

[shadyspace]

you should have aborted him

 

[Snuggles]

where's his leash? kind of irresponsible...

 

[freenudemacusers]

need a closeup of the shoes

They are commercial sellout Pixar Cars merchandise.

you should have aborted him

;(

where's his leash? kind of irresponsible...

We installed a wireless fence, he's safe.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

An asshole? He's gonna be a goddamn stud.

 

[Snuggles]

They are commercial sellout Pixar Cars merchandise.

Cars I or II?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I don't know. Probably 2. There is no accounting for taste.