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damn this is awesome
el retorno
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congrats. i need to get me a chick soon :-(
sidenot: someone on reddit mentioned like a "DELAYED EJACULATION" condition and linked to a wikipedia entry that actually says its a real condition with treatment and whatnot
I think I have it. I always last way too long and while its mostly a good thing, sometimes it absolutely sucked.
apparently one of the reasons is jerking off too much and like, getting used to the tight grip of your hand and being impossible to recreate that feel with an actual pussy, like, it becomes not enough to get off
I jerked a fucking TON during my early teens.
resolution: havent jerked nor had sex in 10 days now. Gonna start humpin the wall any time now.
I think I have it. I always last way too long and while its mostly a good thing, sometimes it absolutely sucked.
apparently one of the reasons is jerking off too much and like, getting used to the tight grip of your hand and being impossible to recreate that feel with an actual pussy, like, it becomes not enough to get off
I jerked a fucking TON during my early teens.
resolution: havent jerked nor had sex in 10 days now. Gonna start humpin the wall any time now.
J-Roderton
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Been on meds and haven't had a drink in around two weeks. Free on Saturday. This weekend shall be a bloodbath!
you really dont. I remember one particular instance with an ex-GF where we fucked for like 30 minutes, then she gave me a BJ for like 10, looking tired as shit. I told her it was ok and fapped as soon as she went to sleep besides me, feeling like the less manly man of all the men out there. Just pathetic.
also more on topic: I get a pretty bad whiskey dick, hasnt been that much of an issue lately but it tends to suck considering that like 80 percent of the situations where im gonna get laid being single happen when im drinking
shadyspace
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I miss having friends now that I have a gf more than I did when I was single. Figured it would have been the other way around.
I have been trying to quit yanking the chain altogether for a couple months. In December I had a 13 day streak, but by the end of that I was popping boners looking at the nasty old war widows who came into my work.
I just had a job interview at this bakery and they asked me what customer service means to me. Urban Dictionary defines customer service as:
I have no problem busting during sex, but handjobs never do the trick for me. Girls just can't get it right, they always yank too hard or pump at the wrong speed. Only I have the touch. I'm like a handjob wizard. Dudes would be lining up for this, I could be making bank.
No, you're just so drunk all the time, you body says fuck it, and gives up on the whole breathing properly thing.
when you're single all you see are couples and when you're in a couple all you see are hookers
fuck your high horse, bitch
freenudemacusers
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I hope so, I love hj's
We don't know about your weird South American drinks salsa.
el retorno
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does Uruguay have a national drink?
I jerk off too much. I can't finish unless there's a lot of pressure on my dick. Normally we'll just switch to her on top to finish up, but sometimes I'll ask for a handy.
freenudemacusers
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Serious, getting a raw hj from a woman on your bed on the middle of winter while your baby is crying in the next room over and you're drinking a beer watching random tv shows through Netflix on your laptop a few inches away is like the best thing ever.
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freenudemacusers
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This was meant to be a safe haven
it's cool bro i made your avatar
lordfroakie
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freenudemacusers
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Oh yeah you have clemency
el retorno
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freenudemacusers
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I have no power in this realm
el retorno
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are you sober?
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