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[Rubbish King]

You still haven't told us what you do yet. I would guess ice cream truck driver (for obvious reasons) but I don't see many of those this time of year.

But also, I'd like to make a formal apology for bringing real life crap into here. I was just going through some shit but I feel a lot better now.

Snugg.....can we be friends... i know you're one angry bastard.....but i still think you would be a good GAF buddy

 

[arab]

You still haven't told us what you do yet. I would guess ice cream truck driver (for obvious reasons) but I don't see many of those this time of year.

But also, I'd like to make a formal apology for bringing real life crap into here. I was just going through some shit but I feel a lot better now.

shut the fucking fuck up

 

[Rubbish King]

shut the fucking fuck up

YOU SHUT UP..


You're a newcomer, dont you talk to my favourite cat like that

 

[kehs]

shut the fucking fuck up

Look at this motherfucker, being all rowdy and shit.

 

[Rubbish King]

Look at this motherfucker, being all rowdy and shit.

OOOOoooOOOoOoooOoOoo


WHATCHA' GON' DO NOW

 

[EloquentM]

I am sexy.

 

[Snuggles]

You're a newcomer, dont you talk to my favourite cat like that

Fuck you.

 

[Rubbish King]

Fuck you.

SHUT UP SNUGGLER You hurt my feelings

 

[AcridMeat]

Gonna hit up Warriors game tonight then head straight to a house party. This is what Friday nights should be.

 

[Jibbed]

Gonna hit up Warriors game tonight then head straight to a house party. This is what Friday nights should be.

 

[arab]

SHUT UP SNUGGLER You hurt my feelings

TASHBROOKE I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF YOUR BUTT

SNUGGLER I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF YOUR BUTT

COPERNICUS I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF MY BUTT

eloquentM, stay sexy

 

[Rubbish King]

TASHBROOKE I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF YOUR BUTT

SNUGGLER I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF YOUR BUTT

COPERNICUS I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF MY BUTT

eloquentM, stay sexy

dont you talk to eloquent like that...HE'S MY FRIEND

 

[EloquentM]

My posts are just as random when I'm sober so does that mean even when I'm drunk I'm sober?

 

[EloquentM]

Tashbrooke how badly do you want to fuck Snuggler?

Lulz

 

[Rubbish King]

Lulz

didnt realise youd changed your avvy!

 

[EloquentM]

didnt realise youd changed your avvy!

It'll be back soon.

 

[blame space]

you guys i'm real drunk already this is bad news

 

[kehs]

TASHBROOKE I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF YOUR BUTT

SNUGGLER I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF YOUR BUTT

COPERNICUS I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK BEER OUT OF MY BUTT

eloquentM, stay sexy

Is that a threat, or an invitation?

Prepare for a pink sock.

 

[Samyy]

omg I can start drinking soon again, then I can finally post in this thread

 

[kehs]

Holy shit, the dominoes order status pizza has an animated dude working on your pizza.

We're in the god damn future.

e: He's fucking wiping the counter!

f: And themes!? wtf?

g: background music, ahahaha

 

[Timedog]

I'm now Mr. Multiple Million.

WHATZ CRAPPENIN?

 

[Snuggles]

you guys i'm real drunk already this is bad news

Call 911.

Holy shit, the dominoes order status pizza has an animated dude working on your pizza.

We're in the god damn future.

e: He's fucking wiping the counter!

f: And themes!? wtf?

g: background music, ahahaha

I have yet to experience ordering a pizza online. I'm too comfortable in my pie routine.

 

[kehs]

Call 911.



I have yet to experience ordering a pizza online. I'm too comfortable in my pie routine.

Look at this shit:

It's animated.

With sound effects in the background.

Then suddenly I hear this:

"you're order just left for delivery"....."We're gonna take it to the hizzzouse!"


Snuggler, invite your baby mama over, order a pizza RIGHT NOW, and leave this in the background.

You'll have her on lockdown.

 

[Snuggles]

whoa, does it let you shoot virtual hoops while you wait on your pie?

also, leave a note of encouragement and report back on it.

 

[Timedog]

WWJ2D?

 

[kehs]

whoa, does it let you shoot virtual hoops while you wait on your pie?

also, leave a note of encouragement and report back on it.

Dudea already showed up with my pizza.

Asshole dominoes is only giving them 30 hours. Fucking Obama.

Luckily I'm a job creator so I dangled the possiblity of a job infront of him.

e:

 

[Snuggles]

Do you chat with the pizzaboy? Do you make eye contact? If you make contact, is it a polite glimpse or do you peer deep into his eyes?

 

[blame space]

omg the dominos pizza tracker

this is taking me back

 

[Entropia]

I GOT A PROMOTION AND RAISE TODAY


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[blame space]

are you worth it

 

[Snuggles]

I wish I could forego the pizza and just get a box full of stuffed crust. I'm sure The Hut has done something like that at this point though. I should look into their menu.

 

[kehs]

I wish I could forego the pizza and just get a box full of stuffed crust. I'm sure The Hut has done something like that at this point though.

You're a monster.

Stuffed crust is the equivalent of ......


There is no equivalent you beast!

 

[Salsa]

took a shit in the ocean YOLO

 

[Dennis]

Drunk as fuck at university party.

Had a shawarma with chili and garlic. Fuck yes.

 

[kehs]

Where the fuck is jtwo?

I don't think jtwo likes me anymore cause I sold my iPad.

I loved hexagon bro! I just couldn't handle the rest of the system!


come back to me!

 

[blame space]

took a shit in the ocean YOLO

O_O

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

took a shit in the ocean YOLO

hahaha what!??!!

 

[Salsa]

O_O

now im taking a shit on a friends bathroom with no toilet paper

I plan to clean myself with the face towel

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

now im taking a shit on a friends bathroom with no toilet paper

I plan to clean myself with the face towel

had a friend take a shit in a shower once cause he was wasted lol

 

[blame space]

i'm pretty jealous. i have always wanted to poop into the ocean.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I talked to acrid meat on steam last night and we felt out of sync and its been bugging me all day.

 

[Entropia]

are you worth it

yOU KNOW i Am BABE

 

[kehs]

i'm pretty jealous. i have always wanted to poop into the ocean.

I pee in the ocean all the time.

It's even better at nude beaches.

 

[Snuggles]

I've never even been in the ocean, but fuck that. Last thing I need is to step on a stink ray or blowfish or some shit.

Sold my PS3. I officially don't own any dedicated gaming hardware anymore, PC and iPhone for life.

 

[kehs]

I've never even been in the ocean, but fuck that. Last thing I need is to step on a stink ray or blowfish or some shit.

Sold my PS3. I officially don't own any dedicated gaming hardware anymore, PC and iPhone for life.

Your iPhone is a bigger gaming platform than DS or PSP!

/lamegamingsidejoke

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I think I'm gonna write a semi-sexualized Pokemon fan fiction about a girl I want to marry and give it to her with a hand made sexy time outfit. That's a good idea, right?

 

[kehs]

Only if you're inside of a pokeball while you do it.

 

[blame space]

wait shut up

 

[kehs]

blame space, what happened to eggman?


If you talk to him anytime soon, can you relay something to him for me? He hasn't called me or texted me in a while.


Anyways, can you tell him, fuck you, for me? Thanks.

 

[blame space]

ok go on

EDIT: eggman got banned for expressing his desire to ejaculate onto a set of breasts. there are much more explicit things in the very thread, if you ask me, but no one has or will ban for them. they shut him down forever.

i do think he went too hard, generally, but i don't think he deserved what he got. i have read testimony from haters on *******.com that he has regretted his entire posting style/tenure here via facebook, which makes me sad. eggman might have been playing a character for us, but there was an element of truth to his ejaculatory style that was refreshing and welcomed IMO.

he probably took things too far, but everything's relative and i regret losing him as a poster on NeoGAF.com.