Support NeoGAF

[Minus_Me]

I'd say take the karate class if you wanna continue, but yoga is easy to learn and continue on your own. Think about your health!

 

[freenudemacusers]

Bro, downward dog usually rolls into a cobra pose. It's a slow motion dj assault track

 

[coldvein]

fuck it im gonna stick with karate. the ladiez will flock to me when they find out im in beginning karate

 

[freenudemacusers]

fuck it im gonna stick with karate. the ladiez will flock to me when the find out im in beginning karate

Well, you can knock them out more easily.


...

Edit: this is not top of the page material.

 

[AcridMeat]

i honestly didnt think about the femalesthing

you really are thinking for the goodness of yourself, interesting.

Eloquent if you switch your name to that I'm calling you Gender Bender.

 

[Snuggles]

fuck it im gonna stick with karate. the ladiez will flock to me when they find out im in beginning karate

Good call. Panties will moisten when they see you roundhouse some dickbag outside the bar.

 

[EloquentM]

fuck you acrid I could pull off being named bender.

 

[coldvein]

drunk thread really is the best thread.

 

[Atramental]

The drunk thread's "vibe" was pretty much the vibe GAF had back in 2007.

 

[coldvein]

whatever you say mr. registered in 2009!!!

 

[Atramental]

I lurked here for 2 years before I got registered.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Sure you did bro


Sure you did

Sure you

Sure

 

[EloquentM]

have you guys ever noticed how sensual the word bundle or bundles sounds?

 

[Snuggles]

I want to cry. But I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yx1nwtc-Rc&sns=em

 

[balddemon]

alright fellas, I'm gonna make myself a nice lunch tomorrow. suggestions? not too expensive please. I don't really cook/bake much outside of cookies/eggs soooo I need some practice for when I move out.

 

[EloquentM]

I can give you my soul food edition mac and cheese recipe

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

alright fellas, I'm gonna make myself a nice lunch tomorrow. suggestions? not too expensive please. I don't really cook/bake much outside of cookies/eggs soooo I need some practice for when I move out.

Grilled cheese.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I can give you my soul food edition mac and cheese recipe

Gimme dat

 

[balddemon]

I can give you my soul food edition mac and cheese recipe

Do it

 

[SteveWinwood]

james is a great name.

Thank you. It was my grandfathers name. I'll probably name my kid after my dad at some point.

 

[coldvein]

Thank you. It was my grandfathers name. I'll probably name my kid after my dad at some point.

yeah dawg its my grandfathers name too! and my great grandfathers. and my fathers.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Vein you're doing karate? That's awesome dude. I've been meaning to take some kind of self-defense class so let me know how it goes and whether or not you'd recommend wherever you take it at.

alright fellas, I'm gonna make myself a nice lunch tomorrow. suggestions? not too expensive please. I don't really cook/bake much outside of cookies/eggs soooo I need some practice for when I move out.

If it's too cold to barbecue (and it probably is), you can make some killer chicken in just a skillet on the stove. Once you make the chicken you can do whatever you want with it. Tacos/BBQ sandwich/pasta/etc. The world is yours.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

So is anyone else following this destiny thing or what.

 

[AndresON777]

Thank you. It was my grandfathers name. I'll probably name my kid after my dad at some point.

It's an amazing name. If you were Hispanic you could even go by Hah-mes

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Got this girls number today. To be honest she's not much in the looks department which brings me to the question that is timeless.

Settle or be alone?

 

[luckyboyceo]

No harm in going out with her once. Maybe you can become friends and who knows, maybe she'll introduce you to some other women?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

The world "settling" seems to imply you could have better..

 

[coldvein]

agree w/ lucky. go out with her. maybe she's really awesome? maybe she's your soulmate.

 

[EloquentM]

Gimme dat

Do it

okay so this recipe is very eyebally, meaning I don't have exact measurements for most things, lol.

this recipe serves a buttload.

you'll need:

• 1/2 - 2/3 stick of butter
• elbow noodles (enough to potentially fill the pan)
• 1 egg
• evaporated milk
• seasoned salt
• garlic salt
• pepper
• 1-2 regular sized bags of shredded cheddar (or mexican mix) cheese
• a large disposable aluminum baking pan (make sure its nice and deep)
• 1/2 - 2/3 stick of butter

instructions:

1. Obviously, boil noodles until tender.
2. heat oven to 350
3. get a large bowl big enough to hold all that noodle in and toss them in.
4. while the noodles are hot throw that butter in there and stir until completely melted
5. quick, crack that egg open and beat it, then throw it in as well.
6. pour in the evaporated milk. you'll be good with two-thirds the can if you have the smaller cans, about half if you're packing the bigger cans, now stir.
7. now comes the seasoning. Heavily season that baby (taste to check for flavor if you're not afraid of sal).
8. noodles should be light brown by now.
9. throw in the cheese and keep stirring it in. dump the whole bag in there. yeah, the whole bag.
10. add more cheese if you want. taste again and add more seasoning accordingly.
11. dump mixture into pan and sprink cheese on top of the mac n cheese
12. throw in the oven for 25-35 minutes. don't burn the top!
13. remove and enjoy!

 

[AndresON777]

Got this girls number today. To be honest she's not much in the looks department which brings me to the question that is timeless.

Settle or be alone?

Friends with benefits.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

The world "settling" seems to imply you could have better..

ohhhh daaammnnn

That's something else I've been thinking about. You see a lot of "ugly" couples out there but these people obviously have the same standards of beauty as the rest of us so how do they become attracted to each other?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Pheromones prolly. Pheromones explain everything.
Take the sun for instance,

 

[AndresON777]

Pheromones prolly. Pheromones explain everything.
Take the sun for instance,

Should I use deodorant?

 

[luckyboyceo]

ohhhh daaammnnn

That's something else I've been thinking about. You see a lot of "ugly" couples out there but these people obviously have the same standards of beauty as the rest of us so how do they become attracted to each other?

They take what they can get.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Should I use deodorant?

Yes, but never ever ever change scents. You pick your deodorant and you live with it. Period. It's part of being a man.

 

[AndresON777]

They take what they can get.

Getting your dick sucked is amazing irregardless

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

They take what they can get.

Maybe it's time for me to start taking what I can get.

 

[AndresON777]

Yes, but never ever ever change scents. You pick your deodorant and you live with it. Period. It's part of being a man.

What deodorant do you use? Teach me, sensei

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

What deodorant do you use? Teach me, sensei

My humble recommendation.

 

[Salsa]

girls had to get in line to see my dong

 

[AndresON777]

My humble recommendation.

Nice. Bro just be safe if you bang her or get your dick sucked. No stds, no kids, no proof. Just be careful and don't get too drunk or you'll make bad choices. I'm sterile, luckily

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I use old spice fresh, it looks like a urinal cake.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Salsa shark you got a little something something you monster.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Nice. Bro just be safe if you bang her or get your dick sucked. No stds, no kids, no proof. Just be careful and don't get too drunk or you'll make bad choices. I'm sterile, luckily

This ain't my first rodeo cowboy. Can't guarantee I won't get too drunk though. You're asking for too much.

 

[AndresON777]

This ain't my first rodeo cowboy. Can't guarantee I won't get too drunk though. You're asking for too much.

Too drunk you might nut in her. Shit is dangerous

 

[EloquentM]

okay so this recipe is very eyebally, meaning I don't have exact measurements for most things, lol.

this recipe serves a buttload.

you'll need:

• 1/2 - 2/3 stick of butter
• elbow noodles (enough to potentially fill the pan)
• 1 egg
• evaporated milk
• seasoned salt
• garlic salt
• pepper
• 1-2 regular sized bags of shredded cheddar (or mexican mix) cheese
• a large disposable aluminum baking pan (make sure its nice and deep)
• 1/2 - 2/3 stick of butter

instructions:

1. Obviously, boil noodles until tender.
2. heat oven to 350
3. get a large bowl big enough to hold all that noodle in and toss them in.
4. while the noodles are hot throw that butter in there and stir until completely melted
5. quick, crack that egg open and beat it, then throw it in as well.
6. pour in the evaporated milk. you'll be good with two-thirds the can if you have the smaller cans, about half if you're packing the bigger cans, now stir.
7. now comes the seasoning. Heavily season that baby (taste to check for flavor if you're not afraid of sal).
8. noodles should be light brown by now.
9. throw in the cheese and keep stirring it in. dump the whole bag in there. yeah, the whole bag.
10. add more cheese if you want. taste again and add more seasoning accordingly.
11. dump mixture into pan and sprink cheese on top of the mac n cheese
12. throw in the oven for 25-35 minutes. don't burn the top!
13. remove and enjoy!

quoting for completion

 

[luckyboyceo]

Maybe it's time for me to start taking what I can get.

Maybe, but "settling" never works out. The very nature of the word implies that you can do better, so obviously you know that you can.

Why buy the Adidas when you can get the Grifonis in a week?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Maybe, but "settling" never works out. The very nature of the word implies that you can do better, so obviously you know that you can.

Why buy the Adidas when you can get the Grifonis in a week?

I guess it depends on how you define settling. For me it's like when you don't have a physical attraction to the person but you still go with it.

Those Adidas were nice looking if you ask me.

 

[AndresON777]

I guess it depends on how you define settling. For me it's like when you don't have a physical attraction to the person but you still go with it.

Those Adidas were nice looking if you ask me.

Just let her suck your dick. No 18 year payment

 

[Rubbish King]