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[Rubbish King]

"You really licked his ass." This movie is hilarious.

Movie?

 

[AcridMeat]

Demolition Man MAN

eating at TACO BELL!

 

[Riggs]

Drop some Valium and drink the case within an hour!

Having a hard time dealing with this HALO HYPE i'm feeling. The week before a new halo drop fucking kills me.

LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING UNTIL HALO DROPS

No valium lol all I got is tamazapan and you do not wanna drink on that. You just get so slow and fall asleep, not much fun.

Tonight fuck it , all alone ... no Halloween party for me. Just getting fucked up.

 

[Snuggles]

Ruggs drink a whole bottle of NyQuil then smoke a blunt. It'll knock you out cold.

 

[coldvein]

whats this new halo drop kentpaul is speaking of? i'm so out of videogame land at this point

 

[Atramental]

I dunno. It has aliens and a guy in a green suit named Chief Master. Or something.

Didn't really see any angels in it so I don't know why it's called halo.

 

[Relix]

Let's get Halloween started

 

[coldvein]

i miss halo hype a little, but i think i've gotten over it. barely played odst, didnt play reach, fuck it

 

[freenudemacusers]

I tried super hexagon and got my ass raped. I'm too old for this shit.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Ruggs drink a whole bottle of NyQuil then smoke a blunt. It'll knock you out cold.

All it took was a joint (on top of the NyQuil) for me.

*hangs head in low tolerance shame*

 

[EloquentM]

Pretty disgusting, they say it'll make you blind

Chilling at the pub, wish it was quieter.. Needed to escape trick or treaters..

Nah rubbing alcohol will make you blind, then death.

 

[EloquentM]

Shit, I'm drinking Stella right now, fuck. Day 0

 

[Kwixotik]

Icehouse Edge and a soggy gas station sub. Feels homeless.

 

[EloquentM]

Icehouse Edge and a soggy gas station sub. Feels homeless.

LOL. fuck after that beer I want something dark. Miss my wine. Too bad I've got to study tonight.

 

[Snuggles]

Can't remember the last time I got a full night of sleep. I want to be put into a coma for like six months

 

[freenudemacusers]

I have like $50 of chocolate left over. You disappoint me america.

 

[Wool]

Having actually met some drunk gaffers, idgi. This thread really isn't a post dumb shit when drunk thread it's a post dumb shit thread. Slight difference.

And I'm pretty much the same online or off.

To expand on late night's BS, one of the best things about drunk thread is that it's a wide open topic. It allows stream of consciousness posting, so there's lots of vague illusions to mysterious things and cryptic statements about whatever the fuck. Usually when I post weird or ambiguous shit it has some meaning behind it, but either way when you overanalyze that stuff it just makes you look like a try-hard. It's not meant to be taken seriously, so when you try like Sean did to take it seriously it only makes you look like a giant dumbo who just doesn't get how it works at all. This thread is usually a safe haven from that typical, argumentative internet bullshit so it's always a buzzkill when someone drags it in here like dogshit on their shoes.

And really, it has nothing to do with being intoxicated. Half of my posts here are done dead sober at work, there's not a big difference to my postings whether I'm dry, high or drunk. We may not always act mature, but most of us are grown ups and the idea of "pretending" to be anything is laughable and says more about the person making such accusations than anyone else.

We're really breaking the 4th wall with all of this, but these are some beautifully written posts. I like GAF for it's high standards, but it's nice to have somewhere to post whatever you feel like without criticism.

 

[EloquentM]

Can't remember the last time I got a full night of sleep. I want to be put into a coma for like six months

I can arrange it

 

[Kwixotik]

Can't remember the last time I got a full night of sleep. I want to be put into a coma for like six months

Same here, man. From Tuesday the 23rd to Friday the 26th I had 8 hours total sleep. From Sunday to now I've had 7 hours of sleep. Gotta wake up 5 hours from now for chemistry lab...

Fuck college.

edit: acid friday, hellz yea

 

[Riggs]

PREtty sure I am drunk and I am going to watch Killer joe hope this movie does not suck. Wish I had some weed and NyQuil I am so poor.

 

[EloquentM]

GAF, let's brew some moonshine.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

GAF, let's brew some moonshine.

I've got a bunch of fermenting vegetation sitting over here to get it started.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

I've got a bunch of fermenting vegetation sitting over here to get it started.

eww.

Also drunk for the first time in weeks thanks to a free Absolut bottle given by a friend for a ride home. Feels good man.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

eww.

Also drunk for the first time in weeks thanks to a free Absolut bottle given by a friend for a ride home. Feels good man.

You gotta rot some stuff to make good rotgut.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

As if vodka wasn't harmful enough.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Should I go ahead and drink the Miller lite since I don't have anything good?

 

[Thunder Monkey]

It's been there like six months now.

Through bottles of Rum, Whiskey, and Wine. It remains.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Sure, though it may make you just bloated more than drunk.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Sure, though it may make you just bloated more than drunk.

So it's settled then.

I'll throw away the Miller Lite and wait until I can get something good.

 

[underkanter]

let it remain, drinking one miller lite does not help anyone.

anyone like jim beam? Who wants to be in team beam tonight with me?

 

[Thunder Monkey]

let it remain, drinking one miller lite does not help anyone.

anyone like jim beam? Who wants to be in team beam tonight with me?

I would but I think the evil beam gnome drank it.

No wait... someone poured it on a fucking fruitcake!

*kicks stuff*

Fucking fruitcakes stealing my dranks. It was a perfectly good fifth until taht damn fruitcake.

This was almost a year ago. Who even fucking eats fruitcake? My family that's who.

I'm definitely drinking for America Elects day. Either in victory or terrible depression.

 

[underkanter]

I would but I think the evil beam gnome drank it.

No wait... someone poured it on a fucking fruitcake!

*kicks stuff*

Fucking fruitcakes stealing my dranks. It was a perfectly good fifth until taht damn fruitcake.

This was almost a year ago. Who even fucking eats fruitcake? My family that's who.

I'm definitely drinking for America Elects day. Either in victory or terrible depression.

fruit cake sucks.

I'm taking a shot for you thunder monkey

 

[Thunder Monkey]

fruit cake sucks.

I'm taking a shot for you thunder monkey

*salutes*

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Gah.

This is what sobriety feels like?

It's awful.

Why would anyone do this to themselves when there's intoxicants literally everywhere?

 

[underkanter]

Gah.

This is what sobriety feels like?

It's awful.

Why would anyone do this to themselves when there's intoxicants literally everywhere?

PROFIT!

No country for old men is on tv right now, it can suck you in for awhile

 

[underkanter]

I killed the drunk AND NBA official threads. I figured there would be more drunk NBA fans

 

[Johnny Dazzle]

"You really licked his ass." This movie is hilarious.

You never go ass to mouth.

 

[jb1234]

I went low-carb and now I'm stuck drinking dry white wine and straight liquors if I want to get drunk. I MISS MY FIREBALL, DAMMIT.

 

[Kentpaul]

whats this new halo drop kentpaul is speaking of? i'm so out of videogame land at this point

Halo 4.

 

[Snuggles]

I can arrange it

Thanks. Make it hurt, the pain helps me feel alive.

Anyways, people still give a shit about Halo? The first few were fun but eventually playing the same game over and over gets old. Weird.

Halo 4.

4? I dunno dawg, pretty sure were at like 12 or 13 at this point.

 

[FairyD]

Getting drunk in the morning > getting drunk at night.

No hang over because you have the rest of hte day to sober up/

 

[coldvein]

i thought 4 was already out for some reason lolzzz. anybody have a spare xbox

fairy: unless you drink from morning straight through until bedtime

 

[EloquentM]

Getting drunk in the morning > getting drunk at night.

No hang over because you have the rest of hte day to sober up/

Agreed.

 

[DangerStepp]

So I guess Sean isn't coming back.

 

[coldvein]

rip sean

he asked too many questions

 

[Acid08]

rip sean

he asked too many questions

That dude sucks.

 

[shadyspace]

hey you guys

 

[Snuggles]

hey you guys

And here I was sure you were dead. I even reported you to the missing person's database. What happened.

 

[shadyspace]

Was trapped at my parent's house with dwindling booze and no internet. Finally got back to my apartment which was untouched and internet and booze.

 

[shadyspace]

my thanks to amirox for that shitshow of a thread going on right now made my night