My record is 25 days which I would've bested if didn't drink with an old friend I met up with back east.
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
SOME SAY ALCOHOLISM IS EVIL
i say its life
i say its life
freenudemacusers
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Drink at hokey game we lost sad
Feel ya man, screw the record though its about life time.batting average I think.
I'm getting so fucking horny
can't stop talking about the women I've seen
like the 3 witches in oz the great and powerful, which, btw, was a very fun movie with beautiful women.
or the chick on fx during the commercials for ghost rider...dem tittays. lawd.
painkillers make it hard to get and keep a boner though.
can't stop talking about the women I've seen
like the 3 witches in oz the great and powerful, which, btw, was a very fun movie with beautiful women.
or the chick on fx during the commercials for ghost rider...dem tittays. lawd.
painkillers make it hard to get and keep a boner though.
St. Paddy's Day came one day early this year in NYC. The parade was yesterday morning, and young twenty-somethings huddled together tonight to talk about how Irish they are and drink Irish Car Bombs. Amid all of the fun, there are a few people that are willing to share their secrets to success in business.
Unfortunately, I ran into one of those tonight. A 27 year old slimey businessman continually paid for our drinks throughout the night as he told us how great of a person he was. He was nice, but there's a point where people overwhelm you with stories about business ventures and their fisticuff victories over douchebags as dirty as them.
It seems like my town if full of these types. Young people with money made by their parents who suddenly think they've found the secret to success as their parents fund business opportunities that anyone with a mind can think of.
The thing about these people is they try really hard to win you over by buying drinks and telling stories. It's in-genuine. It's not how people treat other people. However, it's difficult to tell them off.
How do you deal with these fuckers without pissing them off.
Unfortunately, I ran into one of those tonight. A 27 year old slimey businessman continually paid for our drinks throughout the night as he told us how great of a person he was. He was nice, but there's a point where people overwhelm you with stories about business ventures and their fisticuff victories over douchebags as dirty as them.
It seems like my town if full of these types. Young people with money made by their parents who suddenly think they've found the secret to success as their parents fund business opportunities that anyone with a mind can think of.
The thing about these people is they try really hard to win you over by buying drinks and telling stories. It's in-genuine. It's not how people treat other people. However, it's difficult to tell them off.
How do you deal with these fuckers without pissing them off.
freenudemacusers
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So I'm drunk... Feels good. Haven't done this since jan.
freenudemacusers
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Riiiiiiiiiggggsss
RIP Riggs
Come to Montana, I guarantee that will never happen again. It sort of upsets me that people are all celebrating St. Patrick's day tonight. This isn't fucking Halloween. Would you celebrate Christmas on the nearest Saturday? No. I mean, the man was a Saint. He drove the snakes out of Ireland, and this is how we repay him? I'm drunk right now, but I'm not drunk because it's St. Patrick's Day, I'll do that tomorrow.
Come to Montana, I guarantee that will never happen again. It sort of upsets me that people are all celebrating St. Patrick's day tonight. This isn't fucking Halloween. Would you celebrate Christmas on the nearest Saturday? No. I mean, the man was a Saint. He drove the snakes out of Ireland, and this is how we repay him? I'm drunk right now, but I'm not drunk because it's St. Patrick's Day, I'll do that tomorrow.
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fuck u
soundahfekz
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Who else is drunk right now? It's fucking St pattys day drink up fuckers
I ain't even irish
I ain't even irish
Soon.
I'll be meeting with a couple bros shortly and getting off to an early start. I plan on leaving the car behind so I can be no-holds barred with that shit. The goal is to maintain throughout the day but in all likelihood my associates won't be able to keep up and we'll be toast by the early evening.
I'll be meeting with a couple bros shortly and getting off to an early start. I plan on leaving the car behind so I can be no-holds barred with that shit. The goal is to maintain throughout the day but in all likelihood my associates won't be able to keep up and we'll be toast by the early evening.
soundahfekz
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Off to work all day in 10 minutes. Then get to do the same thing again at 10 tomorrow. Fuck yeaaaaaaah.
freenudemacusers
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I'm changing a diaper for st paddys day
blame space
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what did riggs do?
freenudemacusers
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Probably a timeout from the carjacking thread.
i hope you overdose on cocks
Bam Bam Baklava
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I also hate this day.
I have an infinite threshold for cocks.
Voice of Reason
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Maybe I'll get laid if I started fucking guys.
freenudemacusers
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I think you should shoot for a life as a human back alley toilet.
Bam Bam Baklava
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No way man, a lot of gay guys have even higher standards than women.
Gotta be on your game.
Voice of Reason
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Fuck. Who has low standards then?
Bam Bam Baklava
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The mutants over at table nine.
Have some.
taking the month off andddd I've got an exam tomorrow. this is the big one.
Start taking the month off tomorrow.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm gonna make a thread.
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