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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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EloquentM

aka Mannny
Wool said:
I don't know, Snuggler is having a kid. Do simps have kids? Simp-sons?
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I know I was kinda reevaluating my post as I was typing it but eh. Snugs is who we all aspire to be. I don't simp often but if there's one girl I've simped for years and it's my best friend which is not at all an uncommon practice.

With that being said, I gets it in with everyone else. I still want to settle down though. No girls my age are into that. Sigh.
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Breaking bitches' hearts doesn't feel much better. Well, it's slightly better than being a reject, but still, I'm the worst. Now I'm starting to feel like I'm either gonna inevitably want to distance myself from all bitches I get down with and hurt them or find one that rocks my world and get fucked over by her because of karma and shit. Oh well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcdOLKx2XG8
 
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Snuggles

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Of course, I was saying that breaking hearts is nothing to brag about. It doesn't make you cool or anything, just a jerk. Hurting people sucks. :(
 
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EloquentM

aka Mannny
Minus_Me said:
I never broke a heart.
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Sometimes it's necessary. Last year I was with a woman I knew was a rebound and she legitimately loved me. Would have my child and everything (almost happened =/). Anyways I had to break up with her because I didn't want to hurt her any longer when I didn't care that much about her. It was the right thing to do. It wasn't cool. It was necessary.
 
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SteveWinwood

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AcridMeat said:
OH BABY YOUUU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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I sang that out of nowhere at Bonnaroo a couple years ago and I thought I had like 8 people singing with me.

The next morning I was talking to my friend who was with me, and he told me it was more like one hundred people.

God I was drunk.
 
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Snuggles

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basically just shit to vibe to when I go out at night
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
balddemon said:
gym tomorrow. finally. I've gotten so fat while losing ~20 pounds it's not even funny.

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My goal is to lose 20lbs this summer, starting now. The best would be to do it by early summer which could def happen if I can rock shit. Then I'll starting liftin and building some muskalls.
 
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balddemon

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good luck man. my problem is that I didn't want to lose that 20 pounds lmao. I'll probably gain it back in like a week and be shredded again...although I'm not doing legs, which is where a lot of my weight was.
 
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Snuggles

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Dude you should have seen my calves at the end of last summer. After all the insane bike riding. They could feed a small village.

Def need to burn some winter weight off my thighs and buns though.
 
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balddemon

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I wish I had nice calves.

speaking of bikes, I'm gonna get on one tomorrow in the gym and see how my leg feels. probably gonna hurt like a bitch.

anyways, night homies.
 
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Deleted member 22576

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I am on my eighth beer and playing Dragon Quest. Ask me anything.
 
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luckyboyceo

Member
ZeroRay said:
RIP Voiceman, better luck next time.

Add me on Steam bitches, same username.

Oh and my goal is to gain 20lbs. #BULKMODE
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My #BULKMODE brother. I've gained 23lbs since December and I'm shooting for another 10. Really wasn't too hard once you get the ball rolling.
 
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EloquentM

aka Mannny
Snuggler said:
Dude you should have seen my calves at the end of last summer. After all the insane bike riding. They could feed a small village.

Def need to burn some winter weight off my thighs and butt though.
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I never thought you the working out type. You're just all around amazing it seems.
 
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ZeroRay

Member
Maybe we all have a little eggman inside of us all. Eww....

luckyboyceo said:
My #BULKMODE brother. I've gained 23lbs since December and I'm shooting for another 10. Really wasn't too hard once you get the ball rolling.
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Yep. Adjusting my current diet has been the hardest part. Been eating oats and lean turkey meat the last few months. Gotta get dirtier than that if I want dem gainz.
 
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Snuggles

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EloquentM said:
I never thought you the working out type.
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Oh yeah. I haven't always been this way..but lately, I want to push it to the limit. But I don't really like to fuck with gyms, I'm an outdoorsman.

We should all find major goals for this summer and hold each other accountable.
 
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Snuggler said:
Are you going to be OK?
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I don't know actually. Sometimes I lay in bed for like three hours after I wake up, I'm thirsty and need to pee but I just lay there. Other times I bring myself to the brink of euphoria by having imaginary conversations and interactions in my head. I imagine myself as a sort of white hot flash of wit and intrigue. Lots of times I flirt with the whole foods girls and then fall in love at the salad bar even though I'm only there to buy beer. I congratulate myself when I notice myself producing warmth in others by my cheery demeanor but then I sit at the kitchen sink genuinely distraught over how much work it takes to make a cup of coffee. I count my pills at least twice a week. I never forget to take them, but then I get really anxious that maybe I forgot to take them so I count backwards to when I filled my prescription and count out the pills accordingly. I started texting my ex-ex-ex girlfriend whom I haven't seen in 5 years and she invited me to get a beer but all I wanted was the invite, I don't actually want to see her and hear about how fulfilling it was doing aid work in Korea. My cat is shedding and I can't eat in the morning, I freak out when I eat anything other than fruit and I worry about my teeth. I see everyone smile at me and I look around at my possessions and creations and am content but when I look in the mirror all I see are my blemishes and what I consider to be boring hair. I ignore texts and phonecalls and get jealous when people have fun without me. I'm not as close as I should be with my friends daughter and feel acute anxiety when merging on the freeway. I want to be in love but nobody is worth it.
Kwixotik said:
Which Dragon Quest?
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DQ9 on my DSi XL.
Wool said:
What kind of beer? What version of Dragon Quest?
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I drank a heinekin, a Lagunitas sucks, a six pack of corona and now I'm drinking a talboy PBR.
EloquentM said:
Jtwo at this level of inebriation will you suck wool's dick?
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I find the idea of sucking a dick in appealing so no level.
 
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Kwixotik

Member
Jtwo said:
I don't know actually. Sometimes I lay in bed for like three hours after I wake up, I'm thirsty and need to pee but I just lay there. Other times I bring myself to the brink of euphoria by having imaginary conversations and interactions in my head. I imagine myself as a sort of white hot flash of wit and intrigue. Lots of times I flirt with the whole foods girls and then fall in love at the salad bar even though I'm only there to buy beer. I congratulate myself when I notice myself producing warmth in others by my cheery demeanor but then I sit at the kitchen sink genuinely distraught over how much work it takes to make a cup of coffee. I count my pills at least twice a week. I never forget to take them, but then I get really anxious that maybe I forgot to take them so I count backwards to when I filled my prescription and count out the pills accordingly. I started texting my ex-ex-ex girlfriend whom I haven't seen in 5 years and she invited me to get a beer but all I wanted was the invite, I don't actually want to see her and hear about how fulfilling it was doing aid work in Korea. My cat is shedding and I can't eat in the morning, I freak out when I eat anything other than fruit and I worry about my teeth. I see everyone smile at me and I look around at my possessions and creations and am content but when I look in the mirror all I see are my blemishes and what I consider to be boring hair. I ignore texts and phonecalls and get jealous when people have fun without me. I'm not as close as I should be with my friends daughter and feel acute anxiety when merging on the freeway. I want to be in love but nobody is worth it.
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We have an absurd number of neuroticisms in common
 
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Deleted member 22576

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I'm ok you guys, I've garnered the love of the people.




I also just volunteered to be the safety ambassador on my shift at work, I figure it should help the promotion I'm up for and also I want to get everyone to wear ear plugs in the production part.

I'm functional and beautiful.
 
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