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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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What if I started collecting paintings done by elephants?
 
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Jtwo said:
What if I started collecting paintings done by elephants?
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It's hard to find them on ebay, when I search for elephant paintingss it just brings up a bunch of paintings of elephants. Unless those paintings of elephants were done by elephants.
 
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I go bowling regularly, I even have my own shoes. Shoot the shit with your buddies, drink, throw the ball now and then, I don't know how anyone can not like it.

Speaking of which, I'm pretty excited for golfing as soon as it warms up a bit more.




Also, I think I'm in love with a .jpg

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Snuggler said:
It's hard to find them on ebay, when I search for elephant paintingss it just brings up a bunch of paintings of elephants. Unless those paintings of elephants were done by elephants.
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If you're going to buy anything off eBay, I suggest Twinkies. Those things are a better investment than gold at this point.





Edit: Why won't Midnights say what school he goes to? It isn't National American University is it?
 
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balddemon

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because he likes to tell us how much his life sucks and why, but nothing personal.

also where do you keep finding these gorgeous women?
 
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MiDNiGHTS said:
What would you rather have me say? Talk about your busted ass legs?
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I mean, if you want to you can. I wasn't being mean, that's just what your posts, and most of the posts in this thread seem like: us whining about our life while drowning our sorrows in liquor.
 
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New waitress at my watering hole. Me and her are the youngest people there by 20 years. This shit hole better not become some hipster joint.
 
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Shout outs to Wool for delivering yet again.

MiDNiGHTS said:
I'm in trouble. I thought I could take trig and precalc and finally be transfer worthy but I'm failing trig and I don't think I could do that stuff.

I've been here 3 years and I got at least another year to go now if I take 3 more math classes. Or I could change to a completely useless degree like political science and be gone in a couple months.

Bullshit man, like any of this matters. It's just about how connected you are and nothing else.
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Does your school have a math placement test you can take? Or do you have to take a high level math course for your degree?

Also, those "useless" degrees are just fine if you're the kind of person that interviews/communicates well.

coldvein said:
thashbrooke made a thread about how he got a job guys. go congratulate him.
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I give Teshbouk a month, tops.
 
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balddemon

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rush sucks. they have like 1 good song, if that.

in the meantime, I found more pics of my hot cousin on facebook haha. she used to be a real party animal.
 
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