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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Do you ever worry that your brain is just gonna start hemorrhaging? Is that normal?

I wonder if Blame Space is in jail right now.
 
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AcridMeat

Banned
I'm not sure what you could have done to disappoint me or why that'd be the case. I'm a bit taken aback. It's like meeting a celebrity and they tell you they like your smile or something.
 
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SteveWinwood

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MiDNiGHTS said:
What do you want me to do stick my fingers down my throat? I never throw up, it's my thing.
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God you sound like one of my roommates in college. Sorry Sam I don't care you've never thrown up due to drinking in your life. While you were at the library Cam and Taylor and I have been drinking everclear and mountain dew on the roof and listening to hootie and the blowfish.

I want to go back to college.
 
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Bam Bam Baklava

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To be honest I'm not really a simp. I don't treat girls well or play that nice guy stuff. Not sure if anyone noticed but I'm a bit of a smart ass jerk (crazy, I know) but that kind of angle only works when you're good looking.

Like when you get friendzoned by a ugly girl you don't care. Girls only respond to the asshole when he's sexy.
 
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EloquentM

aka Mannny
^^^ I actually like you midnights. I just fuck with you because the thread would be boring otherwise.


I almost puked once while downing a bottle of jack but I know A technique to prevent vommitting so it's not like I haven't almost yaked.
 
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FairyD

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So I did my first interview today. It was a peer interview where my company is looking for a project manager. I actually forgot I was interviewing someone this morning so I came in a bit drunk.

I ended up coming in 15 minutes late and my co-worker was already asking the guy the question. When I got into the interview room I was already a little buzzed, but I had to take a major piss. The entire time I was thinking, 'I have to pee, I have to pee, why does this guy keep talking.'

I don't think anyone noticed. Good thing I'm pretty sober now.
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
What kind of jorb?

I wish I could take like three months off and just roam the country or some shit, but I'm a slave to my job. Not only for the money but because it's pretty much my only prospect for the future, the whole college thing didn't really work out.
 
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SteveWinwood

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Snuggler said:
What kind of jorb?

I wish I could take like three months off and just roam the country or some shit, but I'm a slave to my job. Not only for the money but because it's pretty much my only prospect for the future, the whole college thing didn't really work out.
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I'm spending a month driving across the country camping this summer. You should come with.
 
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