drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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its really cold out and i drove home with the window open and now i have a headache its like my head has brainfreeze
 
I think I've started sobering up after some crazy election shenanigans spurred on by some tasty Hoegaarden.

Hell of a hangover two days of drinking can bring you though. That was victory drinking as well. I'd still be drunk if Obama would have lost instead of nursing a monster headache and persistent nausea.
 
Oh my good christ I started playing Dark Souls.
Why?

Its not even fun. I spent like 90 minutes playing through the first encounter and when I finally beat it my heart was racing so bad. It was like I just robbed a bank or witnessed a murder. I was so scattered I couldn't even figure out what door to go through afterwards. I really think the controls and camera are kinda bad, but the necessity of precision with these slow animations is really compelling. Blech.
 
Jtwo said:
Oh my good christ I started playing Dark Souls.
Why?

Its not even fun. I spent like 90 minutes playing through the first encounter and when I finally beat it my heart was racing so bad. It was like I just robbed a bank or witnessed a murder. I was so scattered I couldn't even figure out what door to go through afterwards. I really think the controls and camera are kinda bad, but the necessity of precision with these slow animations is really compelling. Blech.
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one of the best games ever.
 
Dark Souls is incredible. I can't think of any other game that's come so close to giving me a heart attack. I wonder if I'll ever beat it, though. It's always daunting to get back to it when I haven't played it for awhile.
 
yeah i played dark souls for a bit, but now my ps3 is collecting dust under my bed. i don't know if i can go back without restarting the game, and i dont' wanna do that.
 
Snuggler said:
Dark Souls is incredible. I can't think of any other game that's come so close to giving me a heart attack. I wonder if I'll ever beat it, though. It's always daunting to get back to it when I haven't played it for awhile.
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I did the exactly same thing with Demon's Souls and it remains unfinished.

But my PS3 YLOD a while back so I need to get that fixed.
 
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... when I finally beat it my heart was racing so bad. It was like I just robbed a bank or witnessed a murder. I was so scattered I couldn't even figure out what door to go through afterwards.
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It certainly looks very beautiful with the Durante fix. I'm on the second level where the Dragon flies past. Got some black firebombs and they're awesome. What a weird game.
 
i might never finish dark souls .. had 80some hours on it and then my PS3 totally exploded. i might go back to it in ten years or so.
 
how much of a piece of shit do you want to feel like afterwards?

i kinda like getting vegetables on my pizza to trick myself into thinking it isn't super unhealthy, peppers/onions fo life
 
if i'm eating some shitty dominos or somethig i usually just get pepperoni .. higher quality places i'll mix up the ingredients, or get whatever fancy ass pizza looks good .. you know, the goat cheese and figs and all that ******** shit
 
Drinking Blue Moons and getting drunk while talking shit to ten year olds on Halo.

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I've only jerked off like twice in the past two weeks. It's such a treat when I can make time for it.
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Really? I do it at least twice a day. Most of the time three. On a no work/no hangout day, it can get as high as seven.
 
I want to drink until I experience respitory failure. Honestly, fuck life.

P.S. my wish to die is more hyperbolic than anything.
 
gotta mix some kind of upper in there to actually drink enough to die I would think. depending on body chemistry and whatever.

i would just pass out before I could drink enough
 
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