drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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macuser's birthday thread is gonna me pics of his cute baby and ugly clothing.


I miss blame space.
 
What the fuck happened to Copernicus?


It's Ewald Lienen's birthday. AEK's coach

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Last time me and Copy left off, we were about to fuck his mom in his pool.
 
my birthday's in august

also, every night i don't wanna jerk off. just wanna go to sleep. but then i go to shower and i get a good, long look at my dick and i think "ok you magnificent bastard, time to get hard" then i watch some porn, jerk it, and shower anyways. so tonight, i'm not even gonna make the first trip upstairs.
 
there's this porn chick called "Ana" who i am digging right now. big tiddies, a lil chubby, very cute innocent face. she hasn't done much work but i enjoy what i've found.

speaking of porn ..

one of my buddies lost his job recently, and he is broke and needs to pay rent. he has been getting paid to have sex with a girl while some dude watches via webcam. like 200 bucks a time he says. would you guys do that
 
coldvein said:
there's this porn chick called "Ana" who i am digging right now. big tiddies, a lil chubby, very cute innocent face. she hasn't done much work but i enjoy what i've found.

speaking of porn ..

one of my buddies lost his job recently, and he is broke and needs to pay rent. he has been getting paid to have sex with a girl while some dude watches via webcam. like 200 bucks a time he says. would you guys do that
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Probably not. As disgusting as I am, that shit bites you in the ass.
 
coldvein said:
speaking of porn ..

one of my buddies lost his job recently, and he is broke and needs to pay rent. he has been getting paid to have sex with a girl while some dude watches via webcam. like 200 bucks a time he says. would you guys do that
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I am a virgin, but I'm still 95% sure I would do that.


At the University of Minnesota there is some sperm bank company that said they'd pay me $75-$150 per donation if I started jacking off in a cup for them. The catch was that you had to do it for at least 6 months, and you had to wait at least 36 hours after your last ejaculation to go donate. As a 6'3" healthy white male they told me my sperm was worth more than most peoples.

I ended up not doing it because the place was way off campus and i didn't have a car at the time, but I came to the realization that I would be A-OK with having a large number of children that I'd never meet. Here's their website.
 
Did the $ amount have to do with the size of the load?

I'm gonna wreck it guys. I started tonight's training well when I couldn't unlock my locker. The guy who already thinks I'm dumb helped me and said, "Well it works for me."

It's pretty cool being the fresh college graduate, everyone wants a piece of that youthful optimism. Little do they know how hopelessly cynical I am.
 
Wool said:
At the University of Minnesota there is some sperm bank company that said they'd pay me $75-$150 per donation if I started jacking off in a cup for them. The catch was that you had to do it for at least 6 months, and you had to wait at least 36 hours after your last ejaculation to go donate. As a 6'3" healthy white male they told me my sperm was worth more than most peoples.
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Sperm bank requirements are always such bullshit. Why cant a short Mexican like myself donate?!?!
 
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