drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Ok so I really just want to get married and just it quits
Amount on q found what
 
Jtwo said:
Wait acrid I want to celebrate but j don't do boobie clubs
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O rly
It'll be a bunch of first timers, which is the biggest appeal to going, to see reactions.
shadyspace said:
girlfriend get
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grats, but now you have less money to spend on booze, think about that decision

I just got back from my shift, I slept maybe 3 hours and I'm gonna go to the food trucks and dominate them.

also going to a holiday party at work tonight, i asked if i can bring beer WE GOLDEN
 
Eggman said:
Have fun throwing up.
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No way it will be amazing. I drank so many box browns last night. That drink was amazing. You all need to try it. Aged rum and fresh pressed grapes. My favorite song is fireworks/essplode live. It came up on a minidisc I was playing and I forgot how I love it.




BRB driving barefoot to in n out burg
 
Jtwo said:
No way it will be amazing. I drank so many box browns last night. That drink was amazing. You all need to try it. Aged rum and fresh pressed grapes. My favorite song is fireworks/essplode live. It came up on a minidisc I was playing and I forgot how I love it.



BRB driving barefoot to in n out burg
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Had in and out last night with a beer. It was too gooooood
 
sunday funday y'all...miller lites and vodka (and weed)

so like I'm just about a month of away from going an entire year without smoking a cigarette which is awesome but holy shit I've had so many cig smoking dreams the last few weeks

I had them when I initially quit and they went away for months but now I wake up like every morning freaking out thinking I smoked a pack
 
I think I write better when under the influence. I suppose the mind is released of constraint then. Much more freedom to be creative.
 
Man, what causes smelly farts? I only ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
 
I tried to add you Stepp, but it says the GT doesn't exist?
 
i fuckin love jerkin off the day after some super incredible sex its like you get to truly enjoy it all to yourself
its pretty selfish i guess. idk. im fuckin gDRUNK. and listening to really old flaming lips and animal collective. i swear that flaming lips and animal collective are kind of teh same band. pre soft bulletin i mean lips for you idiotsnobs.


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Speaking of "me" time.... Nothing makes me happier than this.
 
I've been watching so much twilight zone, blame. I've watched like 30 eps in The last week, so goddamn good. What ep you gonna watch?
 
im a ghost

I just watched the one where the lady drives drunk so her and her husband get abducted by aliens and they become toys for an alien child. this show is insane I had no idea

that's a spoiler oops
 
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