drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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She said she's gonna bring me a sandwich tomorrow at work sooooo I did something right

Maybe it was that pressure boner I got when I was on her back
 
the bottle of febreeze I keep in my car to cover up my secret cigs froze

they keep underwhelming but when I'm buzzed like this I need something to hit my lungs
 
Started a new job today...lasted 4 hours...not the right fit i guess, thing was i was just as fast and accurate as the people who had worked there for years...but fuck sitting down for 12 hours at a time packing photos
 
Started a new job today...lasted 4 hours...not the right fit i guess, thing was i was just as fast and accurate as the people who had worked there for years...but fuck sitting down for 12 hours at a time packing photos..i need to get drunk oops... double post
 
Same to you, no one cares what color your fucking cat is, it's a piece of shit anyway.
 
You ever have really vivid dreams? Like so real, that you begin to think there's two forms of reality?

yes, I dreamed that I was another person drunk in the dream, and I was kind of switching back and forth between the dream and reality on my bed on both places, was kind of a mind fuck.
 
Had biggie on in the car, He's rapping about wearing timberland boots and polo's. This Rocky cat is a rapping about tailored suits. I miss when rap was about the working man.

WHY IS coldvein BANNED FROM NEOGaFdotcom

Fuck nuts are more addictive than air when drinking
 
But what is an 'erotic butter maelstrom'?

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