drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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It's my northwestern charm that makes you insecure, Brian jones.
 
Long time luker, small time poster.

I'm drunk, why? Well my girlfriend is stuck in China as she can't get a visa here. Crazy Chinese men are after her, yet she resists their advances. However her father thinks I'm the white devil (I'm British). I'm trying to get out there however work is being a bitch!

Anyway on a Monday I'm waiting for Bioshock to unlock, finished work so downed three vodka shots, and two Belgian beers.

Feel like I want to try a 'Bower' (Cold beer in a hot shower)
 
Long time luker, small time poster.

I'm drunk, why? Well my girlfriend is stuck in China as she can't get a visa here. Crazy Chinese men are after her, yet she resists their advances. However her father thinks I'm the white devil (I'm British). I'm trying to get out there however work is being a bitch!

Anyway on a Monday I'm waiting for Bioshock to unlock, finished work so downed three vodka shots, and two Belgian beers.

Feel like I want to try a 'Bower' (Cold beer in a hot shower)

Have you posted in our red coat thread bro? Dont think i saw you
 
this fucking sucks the basketball coach emailed me saying there will be a tryout april 20th but my leg will still be broken then. hopefully he has pity and there is another tryout later.
 
my only defense is that i now know the guy who draws it, and want to see what its like.

i know thats not much of a defense but there you go
 
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