drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Just FUCKED UP that Capra Demon. Woohoo! Onto the Depths!
actually off to work. :(
 
I hope it doesn't scar up too badly, I already have one chin scar and an eye scar.. Both from biking accidents. :/ I'm not gonna be as pretty. :(
 
Next time Fernando be a bit more subtle.
The following things gave you away:
-Your Christianity
-Graphic Design being your profession
-You being a recent immigrant from Mexico to the US

Don't forget the blatant Nintendo fanboyism. You can smell that shit from a mile away.
 
You know those really cheap soft jalapeño bread rolls from Safeway?

That's what I made my sandwich with today. Mhmm. It IS good to be me.
 
oh, my mistake

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Drinking some Young's Chocolate Stout....mmmm...mmmm.
 
Tasty.
I'm training a new employee how to quality inspection for a certain part.. But really I'm checking GAF.
 
Blame if you ever wanna get out of your current situation, holla at me and I'll come get you and bring you up to Michigan. I got room for a bro or two here. Not even joking, and that goes for all of you (except for the driving part unless you're in the midwest).

can i party with you snuggs
 
Wait wait can you guys fill me on this egg man paying money for an alt thing?
 
So I went to a bar with some friends and this girl came up to our table to talk to me. On one hand her friends thought I looked like a girl. On the other hand I'm so fine and should rub boobs with her.

I'm confused yet flattered.
 
speaking of, I wonder if we will see a 'Mind of Wisdom' in the next few months post in here about his ex fucking his stud friend, titties, and snuggler's dick.

I should slap you in the fucking face. But I love you.

No movies out that are good to totally not pirate, this sucks.

Wait wait can you guys fill me on this egg man paying money for an alt thing?

Classified

I might get a dog from OT ....
 
So I went to a bar with some friends and this girl came up to our table to talk to me. On one hand her friends thought I looked like a girl. On the other hand I'm so fine and should rub boobs with her.

I'm confused yet flattered.

Do you have man boobs?


I might try making a thread tomorrow. I've got some BIG ideas. I don't think it could top Jtwo's thread about cutting an apple with a knife wrapped in paper, but it could be good.
 
what's the deal with larry's brother in the start of the perfect strangers intro with sunglasses on and he's just constantly bobbing his head like 'fuck yeah i look so cool'
 
Considering working weekends for a few weeks so I can afford a Chromebook Pixel..
The thought of working for 12 straight days in a row is fucking horrifying though.
 
I have weekends off. It's nice. But soon enough I'll need a second job because I got fuckin bills up the ass yo. I'm pretty fuckin' thrifty most of the time except for when I go out and spend like 40-50 bucks.
 
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