drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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It was ages ago..I was drunk walking back from the pub and i thought it would be funny



But you rejected me </3

I think you were banned at the time so it was a while ago
 
Oh ok, you guys had me all worried I could of made best new friends!

Seriously anyone with netflix watch El Infierno its fucking violent and funny as hell. Also saw Tom Greens first stand up last night lol, was good.
 
Got some good weed and a prison break box set to view later, chilling Friday this is going to be.
 
Kentpaul said:
Got some good weed and a prison break box set to view later, chilling Friday this is going to be.
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Where the fuck've you been mate?
What happened with City facilities, i got a job btw, cleaning hotel rooms and it fucking sucks

Did you smash your bosses car up good n proper?
Riggs said:
Oh ok, you guys had me all worried I could of made best new friends!

Seriously anyone with netflix watch El Infierno its fucking violent and funny as hell. Also saw Tom Greens first stand up last night lol, was good.
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It would never work

We're from two different worlds
 
Tashbrooke said:
Where the fuck've you been mate?
What happened with City facilities, i got a job btw, cleaning hotel rooms and it fucking sucks

Did you smash your bosses car up good n proper?


It would never work

We're from two different worlds
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Im on bail for some other offences, court on monday. Major fines incoming
 
I wish I had a nice girl to take out to dinner tonight. Then maybe find a spot in the parking lot of the old abandoned state hospital and bang in my Honda. Or something. That kind of thing can be nice. I can't allow myself fall to deep into the whole solitude thing again.

I slept like 5 hours last night and I feel AMAZING. Fuck. I'm kinda sweaty and my nipples are mildly chaffing under my sweater.
 
Snuggler said:
I wish I had a nice girl to take out to dinner tonight. Then maybe find a spot in the parking lot of the old abandoned state hospital and bang in my Honda. Or something. That kind of thing can be nice. I can't allow myself fall to deep into the whole solitude thing again.

I slept like 5 hours last night and I feel AMAZING. Fuck.
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I got a Honda :)

An Accord
 
congrats tash, now u can get us free drinks
Snuggler said:
My Honda is terrible for banging. Way too small, I have to do some contortionist shit just to get in it.
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mine is perfect, just throw a couple blankets and pillows or a mattress down and we're good to go. so much room when the the captains chairs are gone and the back seat is down.
 
balddemon said:
congrats tash, now u can get us free drinks

mine is perfect, just throw a couple blankets and pillows or a mattress down and we're good to go. so much room when the the captains chairs are gone and the back seat is down.
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party at my house u guise


everyones invited even snuggler, he can bring his cats and he gets one free suckerpunch for all the hardships i caused him
 
Tashbrooke said:
Just got the apprenticeship


Tashbrooke is becoming a barman


fuck yeah
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MiDNiGHTS said:
Saw a girl I went to middle school with. Her breast size had increased about 650% and not that fake stuff either, these things were sponsored by destiny.
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FUCK ya. Grats Tash that is awesome dude.

Also watching Terminator 2, fuck this movie is so awesome no matter how many times I see it. Why can't we get an awesome Terminator movie again?
 
Wool said:
As far as fake tits go, I like them sometimes. I more like the idea that someone would have a completely impractical, expensive surgery for the sole purpose of attracting men. I had a boss at a restaurant a couple years ago with huge fake breasts and obvious plastic surgery all over her face. I couldn't take her seriously.
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really? i find that idea completely repugnant. i see that and instantly think "stupid insecure whore".

plus i just like the way real boobs are. the way they look, the way they move, etc. fake tits cant compare.

i know that one day very soon cheap great boob jobs that can replicate real tits perfectly will probably exist. ask me about it again then. the whole "i'm willing to go under the knife to attain a certain standard of beauty" thing will always be terribly unattractive to me though.
 
my suzuki xl7 was optimal for banging but i've yet to bang in my car now that i've upgraded to the bimmer

fake tits are awesome to look at but unsatisfying to the touch
 
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Celebratory feast
 
today in the computer lab, i noticed a bookmarks bar that wasn't there before. i started opening the folders and browsing what bookmarks. i saw a folder named after a girl i knew, and i curiously opened it to find a bunch of boring tabs and another folder called private. i opened it up and inside was some bookmarks of horrendously vulgar and strange porn involving ebony midgets anal fisting. there were ten to fifteen links total.

then i realized i was in chrome and that someone was logged in and had their bookmarks transferred over through their account.

then i read the name of the account and it was one of my peers. looooooooooooord.
 
arab said:
today in the computer lab, i noticed a bookmarks bar that wasn't there before. i started opening the folders and browsing what bookmarks. i saw a folder named after a girl i knew, and i curiously opened it to find a bunch of boring tabs and another folder called private. i opened it up and inside was some bookmarks of horrendously vulgar and strange porn involving ebony midgets anal fisting. there were ten to fifteen links total.

then i realized i was in chrome and that someone was logged in and had their bookmarks transferred over through their account.

then i read the name of the account and it was one of my peers. looooooooooooord.
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None of this really happened.
 
AcridMeat said:
Yes we do.

Were you chattin up a honey on Facebook?
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Nah, that's my buddy(and fellow gaffer) I am however talking to a girl i had relations with a few years ago... It's weird because I kinda have the power to ..get some (i reckon) but it's a bad idea (She used to be crazy and im not sure if she still is or not)
 
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