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[The Pleasure]

That's worse than handing your friend the Gamestop controller with the broken analog stick. Absolutely hideous.

Here's your controller for multiplayer

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Here's your controller for multiplayer

Your thumb is going to be fucking raw after a game of Mario Party.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

I suppose it'd be good for the casuals, memorising the button layout, never again needing to look down at the controller.
It'd be inspirational for them to develop an eidetic memory because you wouldn't want to look at that retina burning piece of shit more than once.
Maybe.. I dunno.