Officerrob
Banned
Go away Rock, this is awful
COLE: HA HA HA HA
KING: HA HA HA HA
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PROMO?
WRASSLEGAF: ...
Shut your mouth, jabroni.
Wouldn't it be funny if Sunflower no-showed?
Punk losing on Sunday confirmed?
Yup Rock is winning EC
Yup Rock is winning EC
Punk losing confirmed
Punk with the upper hand before the PPV; WHO WILL WIN GEE.
Punk losing on Sunday confirmed?
terrible...
no way punk's winning at the ppv now.
I'm bored. I want the GAF rumble, where the stakes...wait, lemme get in WWE promoter mode here.
Ahem.
WHERE THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER. FORTY MEN. ONE RING. ONE TITLE. WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS?
Fade to black. Fade in on an empty ring with "Champion" playing in the background.
Cut to JR at the announce table with 1990's King beside him.
JR: And indeed the stakes have never been higher, King. One man will be immortalized as Gaf's official mascot, an honor that's never before been awarded.
King: I know what you mean, JR. I've won a lot of titles in my time, but I have to say, it hurts knowing that I'm on the outside looking in on this competition. And what a competition it promises to be.
JR: Classic wrestlers and superstars from all corners coming together to lay their claim on the title, to put their bodies on the line to claim that prize. One for the books, JR.
King: Indeed it will be, now we cut to Lillian Garcia to announce the first two entrants.