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Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''

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subtles

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just push the wilbury noise away with your head and do it.

“our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. we think too much and feel too little. more than machinery, we need humanity. more than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.”
 
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Wilbur

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i've seen the horrors -- horrors that you've seen. but you have no right to call me a moyes boy. you have no right to call me a moyes boy. you have a right to abuse me. you have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me.

it's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. horror. horror has a face. and you must make a friend of horror. horror and moral terror are your friends. if they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. they are truly enemies.

i remember when I was in training with mike phelan. seems a thousand centuries ago. we went into a huddle to practise some crosses. we'd left the camp after we had crossed the ball to wayne. and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. he couldn't say. we went back there, and they had come and told us there was eighty two crosses. there they were, in a pile - a pile of little balls. and I remember, i...i...i cried. i wept like some grandmother. i wanted to tear my teeth out. i didn't know what i wanted to do. and i want to remember it. i never want to forget it. i never want to forget.

and then i realized - like i was shot, like i was shot with a diamond, a diamond bullet right through my forehead. and i thought, 'my god, the genius of that. the genius.' the will to do that. perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure! and then i realized, they were stronger than me because they could stand it. these were not monsters. these were manchester united players -- trained footballers. these men who crossed with their hearts who have families, who have children, who are filled with love - that they had the strength, the strength to do that. if i had ten teammates of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. you have to have men who are moral and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to cross - without feeling, without passion, without judgment - without judgment. because it's judgment that defeats us.

i worry that my son might not understand what I've tried to be. and if i were to be sold, mesut, i would want someone to go to my home and tell my son everything. everything i did, everything you saw. because there's nothing that i detest more than the stench of lies. and if you understand me, mesut, you - you will do this for me.​

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KidA Seven

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Wilbur said:
bud it isn't art

i've known adventures, seen places you people will never see, i've been offworld and back... frontiers! i've stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the plutition camps with sweat in my eyes watching the stars fight on the shoulder of orion...i've felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. i've seen it, felt it... etched c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhäuser gate. all those... moments... will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears... in... rain. time... to die...
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subtles

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if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. ferguson. you know a lot about him. life’s work. political aspirations. him and the glazers. tactical orientations. the whole works, right? but I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the trafford training centre. you’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling, seen that.

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Wilbur

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Yurt said:
Okay since Wilbs and KidA are here

Killer Joe
did she kill him? I sure hope so :(



oh he isn't.

He hated it.
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Loooooool I've only seen half of it and I was twelve pls I'll get back to it one day

Probably! She inched towards the trigger innit. It was crazy shit and so dark, but regardless of quality, how FUCKING GOOD was McConaughey!!!
 
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KidA Seven

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Three billion facebook fans' support ended on May 9th, 2013. The survivors of the Moyes hire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the hoofball machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Moyes, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the football resistance, Adnan Januzaj, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1994, before Adnan was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at Adnan himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for Adnan. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
 
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Yurt

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Wilbur said:
Loooooool I've only seen half of it and I was twelve pls I'll get back to it one day

Probably! She inched towards the trigger innit. It was crazy shit and so dark, but regardless of quality, how FUCKING GOOD was McConaughey!!!
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*I know I told you this on twitter so this is for KidA* I loved his " *interrupts her story*...bring the dress" scene. It fucking KILLED me :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol fucking depraved cunt :lol. And when Gina ripped the dad's suit I fucking lost it :lol

Juno was brilliant too! I genuinely felt bad for her :'(
 
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Carbonox

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Yurt said:
*I know I told you this on twitter so this is for KidA* I loved his " *interrupts her story*...bring the dress" scene. It fucking KILLED me :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol fucking depraved cunt :lol. And when Gina ripped the dad's suit I fucking lost it :lol

Juno was brilliant too! I genuinely felt bad for her :'(
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his face


his face



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Wilbur

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Thomas Haden Church was so funny in it hahaha

Oh man,
If you insult me again, I will cut your face off and wear it over my own. Do you understand?

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faridmon

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Fucking Killer Joe. Never was I mad at a movie like I was with the characters of that movie. I wished all of them would die collectively at the end. but ALAS...

Fuck that movie!

That Chicken scene alone makes my blood boil...
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
I've gotta say though, the chicken leg scene ruined the movie. It was just too bizarre.


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Carbonox

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I was bored and noticed The Proposal was on TV so I watched it.

I am now going to print out a picture of Sandra Bullock, stick it on my pillow and fuck my pillow till I bleed or fall asleep.

Night y'all.
 
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Wilbur

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Sandra Bullock's face is like a little china doll, it's too shiny and fake

yet i would still sniff parts of her she doesn't even know she has

idk lol
 
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Yen

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Are Barca past it? No. We're still great! World Cup winner Xavi talks to Carragher about Man City, England and his future (Daily Fail)

  • Barca's dominance is not ending. We have plenty of young stars, says Xavi
  • Luis Aragones is the manager who made Xavi believe in himself
  • Spain's winning mentality began with penalty shoot-out victory against Italy at Euro 2008, claims Barcelona legend
  • Xavi is Barcelona through and through and would love to manage the club
CARRAGHER: You will be defending a 2-0 lead when you face Manchester City in the Champions League this week, but did the way they approached the first leg surprise you?

XAVI: We were expecting they would want to have more of the ball. The way they set up surprised us a little too. They weren’t defensive but they were sitting back.

Pellegrini’s teams normally want the ball and to take the game to the opposition. He normally likes to play football, open up the game down the wings and press high up the pitch. In a way, this time they did neither. They have players for a style more like Barcelona so it was a bit of a surprise.

CARRAGHER: City have clearly been heavily influenced by Barcelona’s success as a club. They have Ferran Soriano and Txiki Begiristain in key positions and the team now play in a certain way that is replicated by its Academy sides. Do you think it is possible for clubs to replicate Barca’s style?

XAVI: Yes, they have players like Yaya Toure, Nasri and now Navas and Negredo who are top-quality footballers who play the game the right way. And Pellegrini is a fantastic coach, with the way in which he wants to play football right from the back.

For example, he has brought in Demichelis. He has been criticised but he can bring the ball out well from the back in order to get the team playing football. He has plenty of good footballers to play a passing game. But it’s another thing when they come up against Barca as we have seven or eight players of our own who hardly ever give the ball away.

CARRAGHER: Look through history at some of the famous sides who have dominated football: Johan Cruyff’s Ajax, the AC Milan team of Arrigo Sacchi back to Di Stefano’s Real Madrid. Barcelona are in that group but do you feel that your period of dominance is reaching the end of its cycle?

XAVI: No, absolutely no. I don’t think so. We have an excellent generation of players. Since Cruyff changed the history and philosophy of Barcelona, over the last five years, that philosophy has gone ‘boom’! It’s really exploded and we have made history.

But Barcelona can carry on winning trophies. We won’t suddenly be down here (points to floor). This is a spectacular crop of players. Look at the ages of the players: Fabregas, Messi, Iniesta, Alves, now Neymar, Jordi Alba and Pique — they are all around 26, 27, 28 29 years old. That’s a great generation of footballers.

The period with (Pep) Guardiola was unique. Under him we were ‘ding, ding, ding!’ Ringing the bell all the time, the football was so good. The key point is if you try to compare what we are doing now to that fantastic time under Guardiola, you are going to lose comparisons.

That was the greatest period ever, but if you look at what Tata Martino is doing and the patterns of play, the concept and the idea of how we want to play is there.

CARRAGHER: What did you make of Jose Mourinho’s comments about this being ‘the worst Barcelona side in many, many years?’

XAVI: Mourinho has a different style. It’s not the same style as Barcelona. He plays in a more defensive style and I respect that. But it’s to be expected that he doesn’t like our football. He has never liked Barcelona’s style. Not just now but even five years ago

CARRAGHER: The 7-0 aggregate defeat by Bayern Munich last season in the Champions League semi-final seemed to dent Barca’s reputation.

XAVI: There is no question we were not at our best. We arrived at that point of the season tired. The big difference was that Bayern had a massive physical advantage on us and the result was huge.

The difference between the squads isn’t huge. The big thing for me was the physical gap. We didn’t reach our standards but we were pushed aside. Now the gap (between the two squads) isn’t so big but the problem is when we face another team like that, they are physically superior. Why? (points to himself).

Look at me! (he is 5ft 7in) Look at Iniesta, Alba, Fabregas. It means we always have to play so much better to win these big games.

CARRAGHER: When Xabi Alonso and Luis Garcia came to Liverpool in 2004 I used to ask them why you were never in the Spain team. I used to watch you play but David Albelda and Ruben Baraja were the first-choice midfield pairing. What changed the shape of your career?

XAVI: The trainers before preferred other players. That happens. The change for me came when Luis Aragones became national coach (in 2004). Aragones took me to one side and he said, ‘You are better than him, and him. You are better than the ones who have gone to play in Germany and England. You are playing for me.’

From that point my confidence and self-belief rose. Without Aragones, this grand leap ahead would not have been possible.

CARRAGHER: I was saying you were good before Aragones did!

XAVI: (starts laughing) You know football, eh? So one day you are going to be the coach of Liverpool? I have got your book, Xabi Alonso gave it to me.

CARRAGHER: And my father-in-law has the shirt you signed for me after Spain beat England 1-0 at Old Trafford in February 2007. Door to interview room bursts open and a familiar face enters…

PEPE REINA. What on earth are you doing here! Who let you in? Reina jumps on Carragher. Oh my God! I just don’t believe it! Xavi! What is going on? The interview resumes…

CARRAGHER: This has been an unprecedented spell of success for Spain and you have an outstanding chance of retaining the World Cup in Brazil. Has it simply been a case of exceptional players coming together at once or a plan that goes back further?

XAVI: The penalty shoot-out against Italy (in their Euro 2008 quarter-final) could have changed history. Spain’s history had usually been pretty negative. But then, boom! Spain go through. Wow! (He gets animated as he explains.) It’s like lifting a millstone from around your neck. That’s when our winning mentality began.

We were no longer happy with getting through the quarter-finals. From then on, we were obliged to win. Everyone — the press, supporters — now really believe in the team.

Before that, they didn’t! You’d go to the airport and people would say: ‘Look! there is the team who won’t get past the quarter-finals!’ Now it’s, ‘We’ve got three titles, why not four?’ It’s all positive.
If you look beyond football, Spanish history is all about sport. Football makes up 80 per cent of that. Radio stations, TV channels, fans — they all want to see Spain win.

There had been so many years of football culture where Spain had won nothing that there was a huge demand for success from the media and the fans. This made the players feel a bit like, well, we’ve won in motorcycling, basketball, in every sport apart from football up until 2008. It was like the country needed it so much we said to ourselves, ‘Hey, come on! We need to win! Everyone else has except us!’ And the sheer demand of the whole country also makes people become winners.

CARRAGHER: That’s maybe similar to what England is experiencing at the minute. We have had success at the Olympics and in other sports. Should English football have its own culture or does it need to adapt to what is around Europe?

XAVI: Hey, listen, with all the humility in the world, I don’t want to tell England how to do things, but England has to see its current generation of players exactly how it is.

For example, you have wide players with real pace. You need to play a passing game, keeping possession, but then concentrating on getting the ball into wide areas. You have footballers who are extremely quick. I think they ought to play in a more direct style but without losing the energy they’ve always had. What’s good about them is that they are competitive and aggressive. You mustn’t lose that English football culture has always been exemplary for us, the way in which you compete, so clean and with a sense of fair play. It has always been an example to us. Always. Never lose that intensity.

CARRAGHER: Are the games against Premier League teams the ones you enjoy most in the Champions League? Did you ever want to play in England?

XAVI: I’m Barcelona through and through and have always wanted to stay here. But I do love the English game. The stadiums are always full. You have that feeling you are really in football, everything is pure.

Manchester, Liverpool, the supporters, you can’t hear yourself in the stadiums. It’s fantastic. When I go to England, I get the feeling that you are part of football history.

It’s quite sensational. They are a real example, how they behave, the desire to win, the fans, it’s a big event, everything is like you’re in a film. In England there is a lot of respect for professional footballers, in the Latin Hispanic world, less so. People respect players a lot more over there than they do here and that’s why I think so highly of it.

CARRAGHER: Carles Puyol has announced he is retiring at the end of the season and you are entering the final two years of your contract. What does the future hold for you? Do you see yourself managing Barcelona one day?

XAVI: I’d love to, yes. I’d like to remain in football forever. It would always have to be with Barcelona. That’s where my heart and feelings are, just like you with Liverpool. But that (management) is for the future. Right now, I love to play football siempre, siempre (always, always). When you’re a kid playing, you enjoy having the ball, don’t you? All I ever want to do is have the ball at my feet, bossing the game.

I’ve been brought up with that style, it’s my football education. I can’t see any other way to play.
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pulga

pulga

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"XAVI: Yes, they have players like Yaya Toure, Nasri and now Navas and Negredo who are top-quality footballers who play the game the right way."

someone retire this unbearable shitehead already *yawn*
 
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faridmon

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KidA Seven said:
Yes. Who the fuck does that with fried chicken?


farid pls
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You missed my point completely.

He was pretty fucked up the moment he actually commited Pedophilia which was way before that Chicken scene. Scratch that. He was fucked up the moment he accepted the payment. The Chicken scene just confirmed the whole thing

Kid pls understand
 
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KidA Seven

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are top-quality footballers who play the game the right way.
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Retire already you old cunt.

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faridmon said:
You missed my point completely.

He was pretty fucked up the moment he actually commited Pedophilia which was way before that Chicken scene. Scratch that. He was fucked up the moment he accepted the payment. The Chicken scene just confirmed the whole thing

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This is nothing but semantics. The chicken scene was just really out there. For example, if there was a murderer who had a thing for 14 year olds they would be considered mentally ill. Compare him to a murderer who wears their skin and fucks dead people and you'll have people saying "This guy is really fucking crazy, no joke."
 
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subtles

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He'll come for Adnan soon since he's a humble, Nando's loving boy that plays football the right way.

Players like Bendtner, wilting away with talent, are a stain on the beauty that is Football.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
faridmon said:
You missed my point completely.

He was pretty fucked up the moment he actually commited Pedophilia

Kid pls understand
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No he didn't. She was in her 20s in the story.

that "12" scene was a reference to her fat boyfriend.

besides, didn't she tell him about a story that happened to her back when she was 16?
 
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faridmon

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Yurt said:
No he didn't. She was in her 20s in the story.

that "12" scene was a reference to her fat boyfriend.

besides, didn't she tell him about a story that happened to her back when she was 16?
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I thought the story she told him was when she was younger than twelve and later when she was 12. She did mention she was 16 at some point. How on earth did you get that she was 20+ year old? beside, She did tell him 12 one way or another. The fact he got a boner out of that makes it very paedophilic indeed

To Kid

The fact that Killer Joe sweetens the deal to actually fuck the daughter within the vicinity of her family while blackmailing them to do whatever he wanted didn't strike you as fucking lunacy, is lunacy. He was a creep way before that Chicken Incident.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
faridmon said:
[How on earth did you get that she was 20+ year old
To Kid

The fact that Killer Joe sweetens the deal to actually fuck the daughter within the vicinity of her family while blackmailing them to do whatever he wanted didn't strike you as fucking lunacy, is lunacy. He was a creep way before that Chicken Incident.
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William Friedkin:
"Juno had turned 21 when we made the film. She has a scene with Matthew where she says, “When I was 16 years old, Chris and I used to watch Mommy and Daddy fight,” you know. So she talks about when she was 16. She doesn’t say, “Now I’m 21,” but it’s assumed that she’s playing her own age."
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faridmon

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Yurt said:
William Friedkin:
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hmm, that's interesting. Assumptions though...

Well, I based my experience from the fact that she did say 14 years old when he asked her ''How old are you now?'' and she replied ''14'' and he got the boner to fuck her
 
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KidA Seven

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faridmon said:
I thought the story she told him was when she was younger than twelve and later when she was 12. She did mention she was 16 at some point. How on earth did you get that she was 20+ year old? beside, She did tell him 12 one way or another. The fact he got a boner out of that makes it very paedophilic indeed

To Kid

The fact that Killer Joe sweetens the deal to actually fuck the daughter within the vicinity of her family while blackmailing them to do whatever he wanted didn't strike you as fucking lunacy, is lunacy. He was a creep way before that Chicken Incident.
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Yurt is right. She's 20 years old. Creep =/= Insane.
 
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