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Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''

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arkon

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Is that Adnan Januzaj?
 

Wilbur

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I wish

If I had the cheekbones of Adnan coupled with my employment at Nandos I would pick up such extreme amounts of dribble mini
 

Salazar

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United's second and third goals were legitimately good. West Brom made it easy for us but you can't help but be a bit encouraged by them. Some very nice passing and movement for both of them.

I think it was for the second one - I shrieked "why the FUCK play it back out wide ???!!!"

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what a tough life

three teams, three days

boo fucking hoo

You seem too upset by what was mostly a joke, smoothly letting everyone know not to keep looking desperately for the Palermo match on their tv schedule, Arnold. I might just go support a fourth, Hamburg Hamburg uber alles.
 

Arnie

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You seem too upset by what was mostly a joke, smoothly letting everyone know not to keep looking desperately for the Palermo match on their tv schedule, Arnold. I might just go support a fourth, Hamburg Hamburg uber alles.

If you're going to grab a fourth at least choose a relevant league.

ie not Germany, Portugal or Russia
 

Salazar

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I do sometimes drop into conversation that I believe - at this very moment - that I'd make a great father.

So long as you're expecting it/keen for it, lad.

My resting facial expression still bears traces of the ultra Phil Jones I did.
 

Carbonox

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I'm sitting here playing Batman Arkham City and eating Hungarian sausage and a chunk of cheese. This is what happens to me when I have no footie in the morning.

Iron Man 3
All Is Lost
This Is The End
2 Guns
Monsters University
Prince Avalanche
The Last Stand
Movie 43

All films I enjoyed more than a lot of people seem to

There's a reason you appeared in my dream last night. Now I know why.
 

Wilbur

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I'm sitting here playing Batman Arkham City and eating Hungarian sausage and a chunk of cheese. This is what happens to me when I have no footie in the morning.



There's a reason you appeared in my dream last night. Now I know why.

good film innit
 

Arnie

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Nope. Would have been if we'd let biology rumble on.

I was about as ready for it as, well, David Moyes for the United job.

Nipped it in the bud.

A braver man than I. Although it's easy to say that led here without a care in the world other than 'what time is it acceptable to eat the other half of my chinese when I wake up tomorrow'.

Were I to be told the news I'd probably shit my keks with enough force to disturb the San Andreas Fault.

The thought of having a little mini-me that I could impart wisdom to/train to be a badass human is somewhat appealing, though. I'd sit him in front of Gerrard montages before taking him out onto the lawn* to practice his weaker foot.

*I do not own a herb garden, let alone a lawn
 

Salazar

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I'd make a quip about luck but it would, in all circumstances, seem in extremely poor taste I'm sure.

Onwards and upwards though.

Aye. Sit the baby in front of the food and stand there with me arms crossed saying "I've seen you do it before"

Or aimlessly flick blobs of banana paste from its left side.
 

Wilbur

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If I had a child I'd tell him to support whoever he wanted, and naturally like all children his eye would be drawn towards Tom Cleverley
 

Fry

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We have won our last four games. United have won their last two.

We haven't lost in 2014. United have 1 loss and 2 draws in their last 6.

Fuck it's a week away but I can't stop thinking about it.
 

Yen

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We have won our last four games. United have won their last two.

We haven't lost in 2014. United have 1 loss and 2 draws in their last 6.

Fuck it's a week away but I can't stop thinking about it.

Ready for the Moyaissance?
 
The Brenaissance is over.

The Moyessiah has risen.

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I really hope he does these fistpumps before the game to rally the fans.

We all end up dead, it’s just a question of how and why. Every man dies, not every man really lives.I am David Moyes! And I see a whole army of Moyes Boys, here in defiance of Brentyranny. You’ve come to fight as free men… and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!










Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland’s daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free.
 

Wilbur

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Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Salford, of Manchester, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the accuracy of crosses fails, when we forsake our training and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour and a half of Wolves and shattered Sheffields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the Moyes! For Woodward!
 
You mean you don't listen to baby metal?

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pleb

You know what, at this fucking family birthday today (which consisted of 90% old ass people) some guy actually started talking about baby metal to me... and I was surprised that shit made it that mainstream already. Baby metal is everything that is wrong with Japan and Metal in one thing, it's quite amazing.

Then I showed him efukt later.
 
You know what, at this fucking family birthday today (which consisted of 90% old ass people) some guy actually started talking about baby metal to me... and I was surprised that shit made it that mainstream already. Baby metal is everything that is wrong with Japan and Metal in one thing, it's quite amazing.

Then I showed him efukt later.

It's really shit.

I started to listen to some metal again since I haven't really in forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2gw5OfRgb8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H12juqO77o

Is this shit lame? I'm out of the loop.
 

Salazar

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Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland’s daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free.

The good part about Braveheart is that a tiny bit more historical accuracy would have involved them slicing off Mel Gibson's genitalia and jamming them in his gob.

Try and howl "Freedom" when your cock and balls are sliding towards your larynx.
 
It's really shit.

I started to listen to some metal again since I haven't really in forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2gw5OfRgb8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H12juqO77o

Is this shit lame? I'm out of the loop.



All metal is lame really isn't it? I've never liked in flames much, but never found them offensively bad like 95% of those corpse painted virgin bands posted in metal gaf are.

As most things I have a tendency to just like a few things and love it way too much. I actually decided to go to bed before, but now I'm listening to dillinger instead. thank you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHF553uUT08


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faridmon

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Yeah, Baby Metal is crap and the fact some people like it baffles me.
Another example where Taste and Opinion can be wrong.

All in all, few Jpop acts can pull of ''Jpop fused with another Genre'' well. Most of them suck real badly.


and Metal is awesome. Why. I am currently listening to Napalm Death's ''Scum'' What an album.
 

K1LLER7

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TWD writers don't have a fucking clue, do they? I'm starting to see why everyone was so criticial of it over the past 3 seasons
They need to end it. Last week was fucking terrible. Would rather watch the 0-0 United v City game again.

On the other hand, True Detective Ep.3 was awsome. Hope they keep this up for all 8 episodes.
Why was the guy at the end wearing a Daiper/Nappy?
 
They need to end it. Last week was fucking terrible. Would rather watch the 0-0 United v City game again.

On the other hand, True Detective Ep.3 was awsome. Hope they keep this up for all 8 episodes.
Why was the guy at the end wearing a Daiper/Nappy?

He wasn't, just underwear. You don't wear clothes if you're cooking meth because they get ruined.
 

faridmon

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Haha wow really? I did not expect that from you. Saw them a few years ago and Barney is fucking great haha.

Yeah, I did grow up within people who love their metal, so I do listen to it whenever I feel like it.

Barney is great, but Napalm Death as a whole have become atrociously bad since Scum Release, maybe Enslavement was OK, but other studio album are just not as good. While I do like Barney as character, Nik is Napalm Death.

I really love Scum. Top 5 album of all time IMO

Speaking of Metal, apparently Kreator won't release a new album until 2016. Fuckers!
 
Yeah, I did grow up within people who love their metal, so I do listen to it whenever I feel like it.

Barney is great, but Napalm Death as a whole have become atrociously bad since Scum Release, maybe Enslavement was OK, but other studio album are just not as good. While I do like Barney as character, Nik is Napalm Death.

I really love Scum. Top 5 album of all time IMO

Never listened much to them really, just saw them at Copenhell and thought it was a good concert.

and of course you grew up around people that liked metal.


I love that map lol
 
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