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[Clegg]

"Hey cousin, want to see some American titties"?

 

[pulga]

Juanpablo banned? Can't say I'll be shedding any tears :lol

Pogba is class. Nice of him to own up to his mistake.

Conte: " ... ovviamente devono essere forti come Marchisio, De Ceglie e Giovinco, non e' che possiamo portare in prima squadra delle pippe. [smiles]"

I understood everything but the bolded! What does it mean!?

<3 Conte. So if he's our SAF... do we get Cunte time?

 

[Clegg]

"I want to start a new life and stop the violence."

*Murders everyone in sight*

GTA 4 was such a confused game.

 

[faridmon]

Still getting back into the swing of things

Right. I forgot he has yet to be at his very best after that horrible injury he had. He was amazing before that, and was one of the reason why Bolton was in the upper half of the table two season ago.

 

[fadetoblack]

Cousin, want to go bowling?

 

[Messi]

Apparently Ballesteros punched Pepe last night after the game haha

Tell me more about how people attacked pepe. I wonder how it feels to have the shoe on the other foot.

 

[pulga]

Thank fuck you don't have to deal with girlfriends in GTAV. Get enough of that crap in real life.

 

[Meier]

No Stuart Holden?

He's had some injury issues which have kept him from playing for the team for some time. Not sure what Klinsmann thinks about him TBH. There are a few younger, less established players in the squad this time. Mix Diskerud, Joshua Gatt and Joe Gyau all have 0 caps thus far.

Jonny Evans murdered Stuart Holdens knees.

NDJ broke his leg previously as well. He's had some difficult luck.

 

[Clegg]

Best thing about GTA IV is Brucie.

 

[Zabojnik]

I understood everything but the bolded! What does it mean!?

The literal translation would be 'jerkoffs', it's slang for terrible/inept players. Well, not just for players, for anyone being awful at something.

Study hard, pulga. Together we can conquer the italian language!

 

[Messi]

Ronaldos injury last night was nasty.

 

[pulga]

The literal translation would be 'jerkoffs', it's slang for terrible/inept players. Well, not just for players, for anyone being awful at something.

Study hard, pulga. Together we can conquer the italian language!

So...why do we keep Matri?

I've been off my lessons for a month now, haven't had the time, but I think I'm going to continue at it with Rosetta Stone! By now what I need is to hear the language everyday, so I can start speaking it and learning all the little everyday intricacies.

 

[Hixx]

He's had some injury issues which have kept him from playing for the team for some time. Not sure what Klinsmann thinks about him TBH. There are a few younger, less established players in the squad this time. Mix Diskerud, Joshua Gatt and Joe Gyau all have 0 caps thus far.



NDJ broke his leg previously as well. He's had some difficult luck.

Also some Newcastle fans beat him to a pulp just cos they found out he played for Sunderland , collapsed his eye socket!

 

[Zabojnik]

So...why do we keep Matri?

He's a pippa, but he's *our* pippa.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Here is the USMNT squad for the friendly versus Russia:

GOALKEEPERS (3): Tim Howard (Everton), Sean Johnson (Chicago Fire), Nick Rimando (Real Salt Lake)
DEFENDERS (6): Carlos Bocanegra (Racing Santander), Geoff Cameron (Stoke City), Timmy Chandler (Nuremberg), Maurice Edu (Stoke City), Clarence Goodson (Brondby), Fabian Johnson (Hoffenheim)
MIDFIELDERS (7): Michael Bradley (Roma), Mix Diskerud (Rosenborg), Joshua Gatt (Molde), Joe Gyau (Hoffenheim), Jermaine Jones (Schalke 04), Sacha Kljestan (Anderlecht), Danny Williams (Hoffenheim)
FORWARDS (4): Juan Agudelo (Chivas USA), Jozy Altidore (AZ Alkmaar), Terrence Boyd (Rapid Vienna), Herculez Gomez (Santos Laguna)

No Donovan or Dempsey.. oh dear. Jozy has been huge for AZ this season -- be curious to see if he can translate that into a goal for the MNT.

No Guzan either.

 

[AndresON777]

So...why do we keep Matri?

I've been off my lessons for a month now, haven't had the time, but I think I'm going to continue at it with Rosetta Stone! By now what I need is to hear the language everyday, so I can start speaking it and learning all the little everyday intricacies.

You're a despicable glory hunter with all the teams you support

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-s9oqBG5Jc&sns=em


loooool

What the fuck kind of beard is that.

 

[pulga]

You're a despicable glory hunter with all the teams you support

lol fuck off, ask elsk, our local team is hardly the biggest or most winning team in the country

And what the fuck did that have to do with the topic?!

Edit: I still need an English and German team though! To offset recent Juve and RMadrid glory, what team should I side with that will bring me maximum pain, tears and disappointment?

 

[Yurt]

Realistic GTA can fuck off.

Hell, all open world games can fuck off right now.

 

[Clegg]

If GTA V has a similar tone to Ballad of Gay Tony then I'll be there Day 1.

 

[spidye]

lol fuck off, ask elsk, our local team is hardly the biggest or most winning team in the country

And what the fuck did that have to do with the topic?!

Edit: I still need an English and German team though! To offset recent Juve and RMadrid glory, what team should I side with that will bring me maximum pain, tears and disappointment?

Bayern. period

 

[Hixx]

lol fuck off, ask elsk, our local team is hardly the biggest or most winning team in the country

And what the fuck did that have to do with the topic?!

Edit: I still need an English and German team though! To offset recent Juve and RMadrid glory, what team should I side with that will bring me maximum pain, tears and disappointment?

 

[Meier]

Speaking of Holden, here is the most recent news (from 2 days ago):

Bolton Wanderers fans have received a bit of good news with an announcement that Stuart Holden is very close to a training return for the Whites. According to the Bolton News, Stu Holden is just two weeks away from making a return to training with the full team, albeit to light training.

Until now, Holden has been forced to train with the other injured players in the gym and continued physical therapy.

http://www.lionofviennasuite.com/20...ck-trail-bolton-wanderers-united-states-usmnt

 

[AndresON777]

Hmm I liked GTAIV and I passed it. Still havnt passed ballad of gay tony so I need to do that before V drops.

RDR was way too fucking long. Need to pick it up again so I can finish undead nightmare though that was awesome

ol fuck off, ask elsk, our local team is hardly the biggest or most winning team in the country

And what the fuck did that have to do with the topic?!

Edit: I still need an English and German team though! To offset recent Juve and RMadrid glory, what team should I side with that will bring me maximum pain, tears and disappointment?

Arsenal. I'm leaning towards Liverpool myself. In Germany Dortmund won my heart after they kicked your asses twice lol

 

[Ushojax]

Howard Webb is doing the North London Derby.

 

[Meier]

No Guzan either.

Sean Johnson trained with Everton back at the end of last year for a week. I wonder if they'll try and sign him in a few years and keep an American between the sticks.

 

[Yurt]

Long interview with Buffon, best bit for BAAAYEEEERN-GAF:

"I like Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery to death, but they can do even better. For me, they have the qualities and the potential to reach the level of Leo Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.&#8221;

elsk and Fry redeemed.

 

[pulga]

Long interview with Buffon, best bit for BAAAYEEEERN-GAF:

"I like Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery to death, but they can do even better. For me, they have the qualities and the potential to reach the level of Leo Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.”

At least he didn't say Robben > Cristiano.

 

[Wilbur]

Long interview with Buffon, best bit for BAAAYEEEERN-GAF:

"I like Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery to death, but they can do even better. For me, they have the qualities and the potential to reach the level of Leo Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.”

elsk and Fry redeemed.

Fry thinks Tymoschuk is better than Messi and Ronaldo

 

[Yurt]

Fry thinks Tymoschuk is better than Messi and Ronaldo

He's better than Iniesta.

 

[AndresON777]

Lol Buffon was high

 

[Wilbur]

He's better than Iniesta.

Tymo > Iniesta > Pogba > Fry

 

[pulga]

Lol Buffon was high

Alabababa > Dani Alves >>> Jordi Alba

 

[faridmon]

Sean Johnson trained with Everton back at the end of last year for a week. I wonder if they'll try and sign him in a few years and keep an American between the sticks.

I don't think so. Yes, we are trying to esablish an American base in our team, but I don't think Jhonson is the answer.

 

[AndresON777]

Alabababa > Dani Alves >>> Jordi Alba

Montoya > Alaba

Iniesta > Ronnie

Falcao > Real Madrid

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

 

[faridmon]

Fellaini > Whoever Fry think is the best in the world.

 

[Wilbur]

Fellaini > Whoever Fry think is the best in the world.

Breno

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm leaning towards Liverpool myself.

I won't like you anymore.

 

[Yurt]

Please keep scoring.

Breno

What happened to this guy? Is he still going to jail?

 

[faridmon]

Leon Osman with an English Polo. HOLY SHIT!!!

Also, Dat Neville Mustache (TM)

 

[Clegg]

And a porn star moustache.

 

[Oxx]

More like Leon Oldman

 

[faridmon]

More like Leon Oldman

- Thanks for the revelation.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Looks like Lukas Haas.

 

[Carbonox]

The lulz are plentiful where England's national team is concerned. Osman, Jenkinson, etc.

 

[AndresON777]

I won't like you anymore.

Lol I'm a Barça fan isn't that the worst?

Besides, the being Liverpool propaganda worked on me.

 

[faridmon]

The lulz are plentiful where England's national team is concerned. Osman, Jenkinson, etc.

Meh, he is better than 90% of your team selection. England should feel lucky they get Osman to reperesent them.

 

[Clegg]

What the hell is this, Michael?

 

[3Sixty]

The lulz are plentiful where England's national team is concerned. Osman, Jenkinson, etc.

Not to mention Woy was at the Saints/Swansea game when Lallana was the best player on display and still ignores him.

Its Le Tiss all over again!1!!!