Is she ugly?
Did you even have to ask? Beautiful girls can say anything they want. Right?
Is she ugly?
Did you even have to ask? Beautiful girls can say anything they want. Right?
:lol. Monaco will win the league!Fuck of Monaco.
Nah, not true. Sometimes it's better they say nothing.
Acquired a females number and got invited to her 21st. A win? Maybe. Tad young though.
Beardalo gets dem Chick's as I thought.
How old are you?
Acquired a females number and got invited to her 21st. A win? Maybe. Tad young though.
Beardalo gets dem Chick's as I thought.
u wot ladAcquired a females number and got invited to her 21st. A win? Maybe. Tad young though.
Go, make a move. Number and an invite? (Assuming you just met her)She obviously wants to bang.
21 ain't that young, she should be somewhat mature.
She is a customer. I know her to see in her for the past 8 years. She knows me from here too.
She is going to have one messi 21st.
A customer eh? Get your Beardlo on!She is a customer. I know her to see in her for the past 8 years. She knows me from here too.
8 years eh.....awesome, she must have daddy issues or something. Proceed to bang.
9.99/10
She said I used to serve her sausage rolls. I was thinking to myself that I'd feed her a different sausage that is just as filling.
Not to ruin this topic of Messi's aim to bang a 21 year old girl but where the fuck has Andres disappeared to? Besides, he's much more attractive for you to bang, Messi.
Not to ruin this topic of Messi's aim to bang a 21 year old girl but where the fuck has Andres disappeared to? Besides, he's much more attractive for you to bang, Messi.
I was hoping that he would follow Arsenal if we had signed that young Colombian.Not to ruin this topic of Messi's aim to bang a 21 year old girl but where the fuck has Andres disappeared to? Besides, he's much more attractive for you to bang, Messi.
The only good sausage is Italian sausage.
Anyone know what a Shadow Striker is?
:lol still remember reading that one, was just a lurker when he made that comment.I miss him
Probably got caught by the NSA for planning an Al-Qaeda attack on Valdes lol
How do we know it's him and not someone else?Saw Andres on 360 a couple days ago, he is alive.
Would have loved to have Andres on our side, even though he's just a mercenary like his whole national football team.I was hoping that he would follow Arsenal if we had signed that young Colombian.
Never to be
Invitation equals banging, huh?
Wish my world was set in the same dimensional space
:lol Regulus pls.I went to Regulus' twitter because I remember Andres saying he talked to him there. I saw nothing but talk of some cartoon waifus in aprons.
Not to ruin this topic of Messi's aim to bang a 21 year old girl but where the fuck has Andres disappeared to? Besides, he's much more attractive for you to bang, Messi.
Walk in there naked but use your Messi shirt as a towel.Last time I had sex I was 21 and 370 pounds. Nothing is guaranteed from said invite right now a good night out would be success.
:lolLol andres is amazing. I've already told you guys why he isn't here.
Every year he waits until the transfer window is closed and all the Colombian players have settled in. That way he knows who to support.
His return date is the first of September.
Walk in there naked but use your Messi shirt as a towel.
:lol
Last time I had sex I was 21 and 370 pounds. Nothing is guaranteed from said invite right now a good night out would be success.
I'll use my PSG scarf to cover my nads
She is going to have one messi 21st.
if the math is correct that's 6 years of dry sausage?
one of your arms must be massive.
I have a method that requires little to know jerking for masturbation
ok, massive neck and jaw then.
Messi, I don't know man, but it sounds to me like a normal party invitation.
No, Lambda, not in his pants.
Are you talking about the second striker in football or some pop culture reference? I'm only familiar with the former.