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[Garjon]

wUt....

I don't think it was at all. His arm was moving towards his side too, though it did strike his arm obviously.

 

[PowderedToast]

city are lethal. good to see them being competitive again

 

[Arnie]

Nice 2-4 win for the U21 side. Might be over hyping him but Jordon Ibe could be an amazing player in a few years.

Fuck that.

Go all out.

Ibe's gonna be better than Sterling, Walcott, Zaha, and the Ox.

 

[Hindle]

I expect Newcastle to be involved in a relegation fight. They're terrible.

 

[Batongen]

Suso time!

 

[Feorax]

Nice 2-4 win for the U21 side. Might be over hyping him but Jordon Ibe could be an amazing player in a few years.

I'm glad to see were using our youth players correctly. Easing them between U21 and first team is a hell of a lot better than what we had to do last year.

 

[Wilbur]

He's just a shit coach.

His ideas lose traction after a few months and he can't evolve. And he's collected himself a group of utter idiots.

I don't think he's shit. He's alright, and he hasn't really helped himself with being a company man in the first place, but he's clearly not in charge at the club, a glorified first team coach. Carr is in charge of transfers along with the worst DoF of all time, he can't help when cunts like Taylor go swinging their arms around like that (save not picking him in the first place), and he'll be the first to go.

Something got Newcastle to fifth a few years ago, and it would be churlish to ignore the injuries they had last year. On ability, this squad is around 10th in the league. Unfortunately the club is a laughing stock.

 

[FootballFan]

Arnie, You going to watch Suso magic vs Villareal in like 3mins?

 

[dc89]

This analysis. Only Sky can provide this.

 

[pulga]

Since City is on, thought it might be fitting for some Isco skills from yesterday <3

I need to find a decent source for Madrid gifs lol

 

[Meier]

Taylor did nothing wrong. He just used his hands to balance himself when challenging for the ball. It was nothing

If you watch the replay again, it looks like he pulls his arm forward quite brusquely. Initially I was confused but then they showed it again and it was quite clear. Kun probably sold it a bit but Taylor's intent was very clear.

 

[Arnie]

ARNIE, You going to watch Suso magic vs Villareal in like 3mins?

FUCK

Of course I am.

Finding a stream now. Suso on the laptop (need the screen real estate), City on the iPad.

 

[G-Unit]

You should know I thought you were a fan.

hahaha

in a real non trolling comment, how is Delofeu doing at everton?

 

[rodvik]

How were we supposed to win when Villa played with 12 men?

True Wenger was with us.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

 

[Joel Was Right]

If you watch the replay again, it looks like he pulls his arm forward quite brusquely. Initially I was confused but then they showed it again and it was quite clear. Kun probably sold it a bit but Taylor's intent was very clear.

You're right. It was intentional. i just saw the replay

 

[BattleMedic]

Jamie's voice gets higher and higher the more he speaks, brilliant addition to the team.

 

[Lambda Pie]

How were we supposed to win when Villa played with 12 men?

11 players + Wenger?

 

[dc89]

Since City is on, thought it might be fitting for some Isco skills from yesterday <3

I need to find a decent source for Madrid gifs lol

Dude, I'm over it. Aguero made it all go away.

WE DON'T NO ISCO
TO HAVE OUR FUCKING DISCO
YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

 

[Yurt]

Pellegrini mofos

Who punches a fucking horse :lol

Shortyme

and he loves it.

 

[Carbonox]

I don't think he's shit. He's alright, and he hasn't really helped himself with being a company man in the first place, but he's clearly not in charge at the club, a glorified first team coach. Carr is in charge of transfers along with the worst DoF of all time, he can't help when cunts like Taylor go swinging their arms around like that (save not picking him in the first place), and he'll be the first to go.

Something got Newcastle to fifth a few years ago, and it would be churlish to ignore the injuries they had last year. On ability, this squad is around 10th in the league. Unfortunately the club is a laughing stock.

I need to know what juju was placed on the team to look anything but a top 5 club since that season. Like, we played some fucking sexy football in that season. Legitimately stomped over many teams. Since then, something changed. Something changed everyone in the club. Players like Tiote and Cabaye became mediocre, Cisse turned in to an utter lazy cunt muffin and then there's the defence. Remember when Newcastle went 13 games unbeaten at the beginning of that top 5 season? We barely conceded as well.

Football is fucking weird. The entire club needs gutting. I think another stint in the Championship might help but even that probably won't wake anyone up.

 

[José Mourinho]

Carragher is seriously hard to stick.

 

[Meier]

I don't think it was at all. His arm was moving towards his side too, though it did strike his arm obviously.

He was waving his arms around like a mad man. Couldn't possibly have been any more clear that it was a handball.

Afterwards, you could see Marriner looking a little frustrated, I think he was annoyed at his linesman for missing such an obvious penalty.

 

[Joel Was Right]

I thought Gus Poyet on MOTD was difficult to understand but this guy takes the biscuit with his annoying scrawny voice

 

[faridmon]

We're losing to a plastic team. You got shit on by Aston fucking Villa.

LOL

Steady there captain tradition!

 

[Dazzler]

Pardew is getting fired before October

 

[GQman2121]

Watching the replay again and again, Taylor was clearly channeling his inner Nikita Koloff. He knew exactly what he was doing there......

 

[Walshy]

It's easier listening to a foreigner whose second language is English than listening to this guy, I'm sorry. Why would Sky hire him of all people? Fucks sake. He is almost as bad Gus Poyet on MOTD

His analysis is pretty good

 

[Ushojax]

How were we supposed to win when Villa played with 12 men?

Yeah, Koscielny was tragic.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Sedds_lep: Carragher sounds like he is talking about world poverty such is the emotion on his voice, rather than Newcastle's midfield not tracking back

/dead

tc9963: loving jamie carragher on MNF, the more aggitated he gets the higher his voice gets, just brilliant!!

/dead/dead

 

[Meier]

Pretty easy to pick out where the away section is in that shot. :lol

 

[dc89]

Pellegrini mofos

Shortyme

and he loves it.

Was it you Yurt who once said "I'd be afraid of City with a proper manager"?

And :loooooooooool

 

[Yurt]

^Yes.

Atlético Madrid coach Diego Simeone has called La Liga "boring" and declared that there are only two teams that can hope to win it.

Simeone's side got their season off to a positive start yesterday with a 3-1 win away to Sevilla, but when the coach was asked if Atleti had title aspirations, he responded:

"No, absolutley none at all. Madrid and Barcelona play in a different league, and this is a boring championship. We'll have to wait until there is a change in the share of television revenue, because this is a two-team league."

Hear hear

 

[Tc91]

Pardew is getting fired before October

People should lump on him being first to go. It's nailed on.

i find carragher fine to understand. his analysis has been pretty good too *shrug*

Same, thought he'd be crap but him and GNev are very good. BT Sport can't compete with MNF.

 

[Empty]

i find carragher fine to understand. his analysis has been pretty good too *shrug*

 

[brokenbeans]

hahaha

in a real non trolling comment, how is Delofeu doing at everton?

Fine I think he didnt play this weekend though.

He's gonna be given plenty of time.

 

[rodvik]

^Yes.

Hear hear

Dropping dem truth bombs.

 

[subtles]

Last season wasn't the best for Merlin, I hope he steps it up this season. An essential part of City when on form.

 

[dc89]

 

[Star Falcon]

Part of me wants City do put 5-6 past us tonight. It might be enough to knock some sense into the owners that our squad doesn't cut it in this league and they'll spend some money.

Though having buffoons like Kinnear loafing around in the management doesn't help either.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Hear hear

b-b-but only salty epl fans think this cos dem haterz

 

[Joel Was Right]

Kun has tiny feet. What size boots does he wear? 5?

 

[Yurt]

@Joey7Barton: Can someone take the helium of Carragher for the after the match stuff. Dogs all over England standing to attention every time he speaks..

 

[3Sixty]

JC analysis is okay. Better than most. No GNev.

Voice annoys me.

 

[rodvik]

Times like this its good a club have got someone in the dressing room who has won everything and can steady the lads. Joe Kinnear will sort this shit out.

 

[Joel Was Right]

@Joey7Barton: Can someone take the helium of Carragher for the after the match stuff. Dogs all over England standing to attention every time he speaks..

Ahhahahahahaha

Tears are literally rolling down my cheeks reading these tweets

 

[Carbonox]

@Joey7Barton: Can someone take the helium of Carragher for the after the match stuff. Dogs all over England standing to attention every time he speaks..

Pahahahahaahaha

 

[faridmon]

hahaha

in a real non trolling comment, how is Delofeu doing at everton?

Played well in 1 match during the pre-season haven't been picked against Norwich.

 

[Steverulez]

JC analysis is okay. Better than most. No GNev.

Voice annoys me.

His voice gets quicker and quicker as he gets angrier/more excited about what he's discussing. Its a bit weird really.

Also him saying "you know what I mean" is a bit off putting.

 

[Garjon]

@Joey7Barton: Can someone take the helium of Carragher for the after the match stuff. Dogs all over England standing to attention every time he speaks..

And all of a sudden, I'm finding myself enjoying Carra's analysis more than I was.