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[heavy liquid]

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm

In case you've been camping out in the wilderness or stationed in Guam for the past several years, I suppose I should tell you a little bit about Ms. Hermione Granger. First of all, her name is pronounced her-MY-uh-nee, not her-my-OH-nee! You can remember where the accent goes because it's on the MY, as in Hermione is MY girl. Not yours, which means don’t even think about it.

"This is a piture I edited in Photoshop. I put Hermione's head on
Christina Aguilera's body so that I could see what Hermione will
look like when she turns 18. The verdict? Dead sexy!"

"Here's a little drawing of Hermione that I threw together a couple weeks ago. I'm not much of an artist, but I am pretty happy with how it turned out."

And who is the creator of this fabulous site? LOL!

 

[belgurdo]

Why must popular things have such retarded fans?

edit: "You dirty paedo, you need your bollox chopping off." XD Luv that guestbook

 

[Son of Godzilla]

The fact that she's referred to as Hermione underlines some rather obvious problems.

Then again, it's probably a joke and I'm the one with the problem.

Anyways, check the guestbook for some hilarity.

 

[Trevelyon]

"Hermione, oh me, oh my
Oh my, oh me, for you I'd die
You charmed me with your wand and smile
And I've loved you for a long, long while
You raise your hand so high in class
I'd take you on a date, FHUTA
You're not quite old enough and yet
My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset"

 

[shibbs]

Olsen twins >>>> Hermoine Granger

 

[heavy liquid]

Anyways, check the guestbook for some hilarity.

LOL! Good stuff there!

Can't believe someone took the time to do this:


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[Pattergen]

That's fucked up and disgusting.

I PHEAR the photoshop pictures he hasn't put up.

Btw, is it me or is the devil coming for his soul. Wasn't really clear in the guestbook.

 

[Blackace]

She is smart, she reads a ton of books, I read a ton of books!

 

[Hooker]

can't delete the post

 

[shoplifter]

what

 

[callous]

That is extremely disturbing.

This was my first reaction when presented with this thread:

<callous> You just know he jerked off to that photoshop creation he made
<callous> Likely while wearing his mother's underwear on his face.

 

[Joe]

"OK class, who wants to go out on a date with Jason when you turn 18?"

that's a little sick and twisted but it's also funny as hell.

 

[shoplifter]

To be fair, my friends and I all agree that she WILL be hot as fuck, but for christ's sake it's just a little early for that...(unless it were a few hundred years ago)