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[V1LÆM]

i hate when you hear people say "they put them behind bars for their crimes" well you aren't gonna fucking put them in front of them are you smart arse?

and "a roof over their head" not gonna make them live on the roof are you?

 

[V1LÆM]

and when you've lost something the advice you get is "oh it'll be in the last place you look!" well not gonna keep fucking looking for it after i find it am i?

 

[V1LÆM]

if you can't tell i'm in a bit of a pissy mood atm lmao

 

[V1LÆM]

fuck captchas btw.

FIND THE CAR

i fucking found the car and you reload more images with cars? fuck off i'm not a robot.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Don't tell me what to do.

 

[V1LÆM]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I want a new one. Put some fuckin effort into it k

 

[V1LÆM]

jesus tap dancing christ the 5090 is already out of stock. it only went on sale 2 minutes ago

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Send me a dual shock pro. I'll trade with nudes.

 

[V1LÆM]

Send me a dual shock pro. I'll trade with nudes.

who you talking to man

 

[V1LÆM]

£194 smackeroonies for a controller you off your nut m8?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/PlayStation-9443995-DualSense-Wireless-Controller/dp/B0BJW7XKY2

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

To you ya dunce. It was a joke ffs.

Yeah over the top: hence not serious

 

[V1LÆM]

To you ya dunce. It was a joke ffs.

aye alright calm down ffs

 

[V1LÆM]

i have a spare PS2 controller if that is of any interest to yu

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Of my nut...

Could I ever achieve this?

 

[V1LÆM]

nuts?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

i have a spare PS2 controller if that is of any interest to yu

Does it has stick drift ya nut

 

[V1LÆM]

Does it has stick drift ya nut

no.

 

[V1LÆM]

nuts?

dont look kanjobazooie you might get aroused.

 

[V1LÆM]

man squirrels are cool. i'd love a pet squirrel. i think one lives in my roof. he always climbs down my wall and triggers my doorbell camera.

 

[Artoris]

i have a spare PS2 controller if that is of any interest to yu

I have two
and one ps3 one and one ps4 one

 

[V1LÆM]

I have two
and one ps3 one and one ps4 one

show off.

 

[Artoris]

show off.

and proud of it

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

My right joystick has a mind of it's own

 

[V1LÆM]

My right joystick has a mind of it's own

i had a ps4 controller with a dodgy stick. i bought a replacement potentiometer for it but i couldn't solder for shit. i think i could easily replace one now though.

have replaced some on guitars but that's much easier. i have been meaning to replace the pick ups on my guitar with its original one but i'm too scared in case i damage it. it needs new strings too. i should probably take it out and give it a tune up. i have 5 guitars but don't play them anymore

 

[V1LÆM]

i have this guitar

it's a 2010 model

also have a similar one in white which is a 2006 model (based on a '57).

these guitars usually have a P90 but my 2010 has a P100 and my 2006 has a H90.

also have a 2003 stratocaster that i put a seymour duncan Invader in to replace the Detonator

put the Detonator in my red strat

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Ahh it's a handicap. Makes me more badass

 

[V1LÆM]

Ahh it's a handicap. Makes me more badass

what is a handicap?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[Artoris]

what is a handicap?

a limp dick is a handicap

 

[V1LÆM]

nope

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Depends and you know it Art

 

[V1LÆM]

jfc i just noticed the full of fun for kids.

imma delete that

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Be yourself friend. No shame

 

[V1LÆM]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUTUBERS REVIEWING A PACK OF REDUCED PRICE WEE WILLIE WINKIES!!!!!!!!

what has the world come to.

 

[V1LÆM]

me trying to be funny backfired

enough of the sausage talk.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Bought a 2 seater couch protector.

It's to short. Well with two ladies It's

 

[V1LÆM]

eh what about pigs in blankets?

you'd know all about that wouldn't you? you freak show bastard!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

me trying to be funny backfired

enough of the sausage talk.

 

[V1LÆM]

i love the saying "One eye is going to the shop and the other is coming back with the change" when i see people with crossed eyes.

 

[V1LÆM]

Pepsi > Cola

FIGHT ME

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUTUBERS REVIEWING A PACK OF REDUCED PRICE WEE WILLIE WINKIES!!!!!!!!

what has the world come to.

I have some pills for you. You'll sleep for a week

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

You won't have any memory whatsoever

 

[V1LÆM]

me rn

 

[V1LÆM]

me when i laugh

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

You rn

 

[V1LÆM]

CAT RAVE

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

me when i laugh

 

[V1LÆM]