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Ulysses 31
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gaming_again
Member
Yeah I mean the best versus the best.
NeoIkaruGAF
Gold Member
“Gaming’s Citizen Kane moment.”
“For the players” (not really an opinion, I know).
”Elden Ring revolutionized (insert thing Elden Ring definitely didn’t revolutionize).”
”The new Pokémon game will bomb.”
”Nintendo is doomed.”
“For the players” (not really an opinion, I know).
”Elden Ring revolutionized (insert thing Elden Ring definitely didn’t revolutionize).”
”The new Pokémon game will bomb.”
”Nintendo is doomed.”
Mephisto40
Member
Duke Nukem Forever being a "Playstation Hit" on the PSN store
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
“5 out of 10 isn’t bad, it’s average”
This one I used to hear a lot around JRPG communities in the late 90s:
“JRPGs are a valid form of literature and should be taught in schools”
This one I used to hear a lot around JRPG communities in the late 90s:
“JRPGs are a valid form of literature and should be taught in schools”
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DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Ah yes, the old FF VII gameplay is better because it’s turn based and therefore strategic! You have to plan your moves out and use strategy.FF VII remake is better than original (specially the combat system)
Sometimes I use the strategy of picking “attack” from a menu over and over until everything is dead. Other times I use the strategy of 1-shotting the entire enemy party with a spell. Sometimes my strategy even involves using a healing spell when my HP gets low!
Shame we had to throw away that strategic gameplay just to appease the ignorant gaijin dudebro audience.
Davevil
Late October Surprise
baphomet
Member
FF VII remake is better than original (specially the combat system)
The original doesn't have a combat system.
mansoor1980
Gold Member
"phil spencer saved xbox""Phil spencer is good at his job"
Actually hold up nobody says this
that is the comedic statement
rodrigolfp
Haptic Gamepads 4 Life
Some shooter at 30fps on dual stick controller with aim assists/auto-aim is the best game ever.
Bragr
Banned
Emulating on Steam Deck is the same as playing on the Switch as long as I own the game.
Old games are better than new.
They don't make good games anymore.
The Dreamcast had a lot of good games.
It's enough to only game on a PC.
It's enough to only game on a console.
Playing PC games on the TV is like using a console.
Old games are better than new.
They don't make good games anymore.
The Dreamcast had a lot of good games.
It's enough to only game on a PC.
It's enough to only game on a console.
Playing PC games on the TV is like using a console.
BabyfaceRe
Member
My all-time favourite: "$70 for a game is totally reasonable. Including remakes, remasters and rehashes of games a few years old."
Seems to be pretty common opinion, actually.
Seems to be pretty common opinion, actually.
SmokedMeat
Gamer™
They went woke with <insert Game> and now it’s wokedy woke woke wokenesss.
Asia’s the Last hope for showing sexy women * proceeds to show mousy anime girls only Weebs would find hot*
It’s only an extra $10.
Asia’s the Last hope for showing sexy women * proceeds to show mousy anime girls only Weebs would find hot*
It’s only an extra $10.
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Elder Legend
Banned
My favorite are the following
"PC Gaming Is Dead"
"Nintendo is Doomed"
"Never buying a title from XYZ developer or publisher because they did XYZ years ago"
"Game Pass is Bad Because Quality of the Games Suffer"
"PC Gaming Is Dead"
"Nintendo is Doomed"
"Never buying a title from XYZ developer or publisher because they did XYZ years ago"
"Game Pass is Bad Because Quality of the Games Suffer"
anthony2690
Member
"I prefer 30fps for the more cinematic experience"
"I hope this game has a 40fps mode"
Come on guys, 60fps should be the standard.
"I hope this game has a 40fps mode"
Come on guys, 60fps should be the standard.
64gigabyteram
Reverse groomer.
"Emulating games is piracy"
"There should be more legal repercussions for pirating/emulating a game"
"AAA games are better than ever"
And my favorite:
"Indie games are pixel roguelike trash"
Honorable mentions
"The 90s was the best era of video games" (these people have never lived through the 2000s)
"This game has a newgrounds flash style" (like that's a bad thing, somehow)
"Demoscene productions are boring" (yes
ReBurn
, I still remember)
"There should be more legal repercussions for pirating/emulating a game"
"AAA games are better than ever"
And my favorite:
"Indie games are pixel roguelike trash"
Honorable mentions
"The 90s was the best era of video games" (these people have never lived through the 2000s)
"This game has a newgrounds flash style" (like that's a bad thing, somehow)
"Demoscene productions are boring" (yes
ReBurn
, I still remember)Lumpyoatmeal
Member
The CGI quality graphics motherfuckers, and you can't tell them nothing, motherfuckers are straight crazy. I'm personally a concept artist and I do get laughs sometimes by reading the posts here, but then you see Pixar name get tossed around and I'm just like "my god".
64gigabyteram
Reverse groomer.
Yes because Don the moron had an amazing future for the Xbox brand. If it weren't for Phil Xbox wouldn't even have a 9th gen console
rodrigolfp
Haptic Gamepads 4 Life
Ignorant Pixar should use some console and a game engine for their movies. Why waste so many hours per frame on their render farms?
Catphish
Member
That scene is stupid as hell.
Elder Legend
Banned
Forgot to list another lovely comedic quote...
"We have hit diminishing returns for visuals, future titles will never look better! This is ceiling!"
"We have hit diminishing returns for visuals, future titles will never look better! This is ceiling!"
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64gigabyteram
Reverse groomer.
Dude, where the hell do we go from HFW?
NomenNescio
Dual Sense Edger and Blower
"Star Citizen is the best looking game of all time".
"MS Flight Simulator is the best looking game".
"MS Flight Simulator is the best looking game".
Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
Housemarque is owned by Sony....how could it possibly be Independent.
Their last game was funded by Sony....again not independent.
Why would anyone assume Returnal is an indie game?
GymWolf
Member
Yeah, perfect example, some people say stupid shit like that with a serious face.
Just fucking look outside your window, photorealism is the final objective.
FoundryMusic
Member
VR threads on here are hilarious. 30+ years hearing about how this trash is going to be massive.
Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
tommib
Banned
Honestly, I think half of the people here are role-playing. They CAN’T be serious.
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Yea it is.
Some people act like if you just explain the writer’s intent for that scene, then that automatically makes it good.
Just, no. I know the intent. It’s still stupid as hell.
Jennings
Member
No. I'm one of those people that can recognize a flaw in an otherwise functional system when I see it.
SSfox
Member
It's when i saw this i knew ND was fucked.
Elder Legend
Banned
Good question with an easy answer. Lots of places.
You can go ahead and download these two for free and experience them for free.
Here is some more stuff.
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Elder Legend
Banned
People who say Returnal is indie are one of the following
A ) Fanboys of a particular plastic box
B ) Just silly trolls
C) Do not understand what is classified as an indie game and need an education
B ) All of the above
What is an indie game?
An indie game is when you have a much smaller team with a much smaller budget and not as many resources. That is what an indie game is. An average indie team can be compromised of as little as 10 people or even less.
There are also some larger indie teams out there that can go upto about 30 or so, but they are still considered indie just on a bigger scale.
Meanwhile typical AAA game usually has hundreds of people involved not just from 1 studio but also a ton of out-sourcing. For example - Blizzard does a ton of out sourcing for World of Warcraft and even Diablo when it comes to the art work. It's not just the in-house art team that works on their big games.
A ) Fanboys of a particular plastic box
B ) Just silly trolls
C) Do not understand what is classified as an indie game and need an education
B ) All of the above
What is an indie game?
An indie game is when you have a much smaller team with a much smaller budget and not as many resources. That is what an indie game is. An average indie team can be compromised of as little as 10 people or even less.
There are also some larger indie teams out there that can go upto about 30 or so, but they are still considered indie just on a bigger scale.
Meanwhile typical AAA game usually has hundreds of people involved not just from 1 studio but also a ton of out-sourcing. For example - Blizzard does a ton of out sourcing for World of Warcraft and even Diablo when it comes to the art work. It's not just the in-house art team that works on their big games.
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DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
“The Japanese audience always preferred traditional turn based JRPGs, it wasn’t until PS3 era that they started making action-based battle systems to appeal to the worldwide audience”
- some slimy goo dude around here
- some slimy goo dude around here
64gigabyteram
Reverse groomer.
I can tell you really hate the jrpg fanbase
Wildebeest
Member
"I wouldn't ever play a turn based RPG because it is too slow and everything takes too long."
Plays a real time RPG which is so padded out with repetitive brain dead trash battles that you have to play for hundreds of hours to get anywhere.
Plays a real time RPG which is so padded out with repetitive brain dead trash battles that you have to play for hundreds of hours to get anywhere.
cinnamonandgravy
Member
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DeepEnigma
Gold Member
PCMRs jumping into consoles threads (mainly PS5) to complain or troll about cross-gen games.
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