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Girl next door (AKA my ex gf)

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Minotauro said:
Is it that "Cum In My Mouth and I'll Spit It Back Into Yours"?

Man, I like to think I'm fairly fucked up sexually but that stuff seriously grossed me out. Yuck.


WTF??????
 

Minotauro

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz
dskillzhtown said:
WTF??????

Oh, c'mon! Don't tell me you've never been curious about the taste of your own semen.


Jesus, if my co-workers knew the kinda stuff I discuss on the company's dime...
 

nitewulf

Member
heh, didn't you also read the tagline, "every guy drinks their own cum!"
:lol :lol :lol :lol

WHAT.
THE.
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Andrew2

Banned
I don't give you any wrong for dumping the girl.

On another note,sucks that this type of business lures girls with its false promises. Its things like this which makes my heart goes out for the girls that get caught in this business,but for all the girls that get caugh up,I at times hope theres a way out for them,cause females shouldn't be exploited by the pornography business.
 

Neo_ZX

Member
I came in here expecting to read about someone's awkward experiences after a 'messy breakup ex' moved next door. This was a much better story!
 

ocelittle

Banned
I'm surprised no one has mentioned how she looks...

She, when she isn't puking cum back into the guys mouth, looks pretty damn good! In some lights, she has an incredible face!

Two thumbs up.
 
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