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[protonion]

Man's best friend vs distant relatives that missed the evolution path.

Meh.. not rooting for any of them.

 

[Gp1]

The usual obligatory warning...
Pay attention to the literature guys

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Let a few vicious pitbulls loose in that town. Would like to see these monkeys try that shit with a pitbull.

 

[dave_d]

Guess they might want to bring in some otters

 

[*Nightwing]

Wait till they try and mess with the pit bulls or Majorcan mastiffs… monkeys can’t beat man’s best friend beats mode breed

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Xerographica]

Can monkeys be domesticated?

 

[ManaByte]

Can monkeys be domesticated?

Yes

 

[poppabk]

Yes

As long as you aren't too attached to your face and/or genitals.

 

[ManaByte]

As long as you aren't too attached to your face and/or genitals.

 

[MDSLKTR]

Gonna have to send in the army.

Cambodian VO's will do

 

[Sleepwalker]

Monkeys learnt from their asshole cousins, us.


I'm team dog on this, fuck them monkeys

 

[Xerographica]

Yes

Has anybody conducted the Silver Fox Domestication Experiment but with monkeys?

 

[poppabk]

Proving my point.

 

[Catphish]

That’s how wedgetail eagles kill their prey….they pick up goats/Roos and take them for a ride into the clouds and weeeeee splat

This cracked me up more than it should have.

 

[manfestival]

Yeah imagine if they tried this stuff with a population of pitbulls. YOU BARKED UP THE WRONG TREE TINY HAIRY HUMAN

 

[Punished Miku]

Yeah imagine if they tried this stuff with a population of pitbulls. YOU BARKED UP THE WRONG TREE TINY HAIRY HUMAN

If you guys are subbing in pit bulls, the monkeys are probably drafting some gorillas or baboons though.

 

[manfestival]

If you guys are subbing in pit bulls, the monkeys are probably drafting some gorillas or baboons though.

Yeah but the reality was a slaughter to begin with so less fun. Also putting in Gorillas would turn this into a Planet of the Apes event more than anything.

 

[Lady Redfield]

Fuck monkeys. Sad for the dogs.

 

[GymWolf]

Do we really needed a topic about the killing of 250 dogs?

 

[Catphish]

Do we really needed a topic about the killing of 250 dogs?

 

[zeorhymer]

I guess the monkeys threw the dogs because they saw the cats land on their feet.

 

[Scotty W]

If anyone has visited a poor country before, you will learn that many places are just crawling with homeless cats and dogs.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

‘Business’ tag?

Monkey Business

 

[Sybrix]

Can the above Gif please pre-fix all Ape/Monkey related news? Thanks

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Do we really needed a topic about the killing of 250 dogs?

Did you miss the part about the monkeys?

 

[GymWolf]

Did you miss the part about the monkeys?

Did you miss the part where i give 2 fucks about WHO kills 250 dogs?!

 

[Spaceman292]

‘Business’ tag?

Some businesses may be affected. Local bakery is shut due to m o n k e

 

[rofif]

That is so fake

 

[PumpkinPie]

Damn dirty apes!

 

[Tams]

Group of Monkeys Kill Over 250 Dogs for 'Revenge' in Indian Town (msn.com)

"A group of monkeys in a small town in India took "revenge" on the local dog population this month by throwing them off of the top of tall buildings and trees. It is reported that the monkeys have killed about 250 pups in the process and are now targeting villagers.

The monkeys, located in Majalgaon, India started the rampage after some of the dogs allegedly killed an infant monkey. News18 reported that when the monkeys see a dog approach, they catch them and throw them from a significant height to the ground.

In the neighboring village of Lavool the monkeys have fully eradicated all of the dogs"

Been around Indian monkeys. Ones in Nepal too. Nasty fuckers; just stay away from them.

The ones on Gibraltar are little shits too.

 

[FatallyYours]

Can the above Gif please pre-fix all Ape/Monkey related news? Thanks

I can hear this image

Head like a fucking orange

 

[Jsisto]

Jamie pull up that article about the monkeys throwing dogs out of trees.

 

[poppabk]

That is so fake

I have not been able to find any actual footage of this happening, and the reports are vague. There is video of some dogs and monkeys fighting with people running scared, but there is no way a 50lb monkey is carrying even a 30lb dog up a tree unless the dog is already half dead. One report I saw said 200 puppies, which would at least be feasible, but is also probably bullshit.

 

[Jsisto]

Yea this is probably either fake or exaggerated to fit the narrative the clickbait headline is going with. I could see a scenario where these monkeys are prone to aggression and stuff like this can happen from time to time on a small scale, but I don’t believe this in full.

 

[archangelmorph]

Can monkeys be domesticated?

I'm gonna go with "no" Jim...

 

[FatallyYours]

So is this starting to look like it's fake then?

Shame, I was preparing for the new world order