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[Days like these...]

Forget about Ai, the singularity, Quantum buttholes and everything else. This is it ladies chili lime tajin mayonnaise. Fire and the wheel pale in comparison and no one can tell me otherwise

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Tajin and Hellman's both suck.

Duke's is the only good mayo.

 

[Idleyes]

I personally think that Duke's mayo taste better but I buy Hellmann's because I'm surrounded by Black people who are used to that brand.

No joke. I had both Duke’s and Hellmann’s on the table at the last cookout, and Duke’s didn’t even get opened. I tried.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Tajin and Hellman's both suck.

Duke's is the only good mayo.

It's another reason Pubsubs slap. They use Duke's for mayo and the base of the sauces.

A nice heavy restaurant style mayo.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

I personally think that Duke's mayo taste better but I buy Hellmann's because I'm surrounded by Black people who are used to that brand.

Maybe it's regional not racial? Black people I know down South use Dukes, including my fam.

 

[Idleyes]

Maybe it's regional not racial? Black people I know down South use Dukes, including my fam.

Zoinks, didn't mean to make it sound that way. I was talking specifically about the black people around me. Friends and Family. We're in Florida! but the majority of my family and friends are from up north soo...

 

[Days like these...]

To each their own there's no accounting for (bad) taste.

 

[Idleyes]

To each their own there's no accounting for (bad) taste.

Unless you like Mayo on hotdogs. Gosh, my daughter does that and I just can't wrap my mind around it. It's cool though, I let her cook but damn.

 

[DeepEnigma]

To each their own there's no accounting for (bad) taste.

 

[Days like these...]

Unless you like Mayo on hotdogs. Gosh, my daughter does that and I just can't wrap my mind around it. It's cool though, I let her cook but damn.

Nope mustard, chili, sauekraut/onions are the only thing that go on hotdogs

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Mayo is the lube of life

 

[sono]

Quantum buttholes

Got a link

 

[Days like these...]

Got a link

Not for you perv

 

[Idleyes]

My go-to quick and easy mayo-based meal (because I can’t cook like my wife) is macaroni, tuna, and mayo mixed with black pepper, garlic, cilantro, a dash of mustard, chopped celery & bread & butter pickles. The kids love it, and I love it because it’s hella easy to make in large batches.

 

[Alebrije]

One mayo to rule them all.

 

[N0S]

Tajin and Hellman's both suck.

Duke's is the only good mayo.

 

[AJUMP23]

Gross.

 

[HRK69]

Oh no, don’t tell me you’re one of those people who can’t eat anything without drowning it in sauce

 

[Days like these...]

Oh no, don’t tell me you’re one of those people who can’t eat anything without drowning it in sauce

I'm Mexican and eat mostly Mexican food so I drown everything in salsa but when I eat ypipo food I'll use this.

 

[Saber]

I though humanity peaked when they were selling girls bath water.
I didn't mean peak in a positive way in this case though.

 

[El Muerto]

One mayo to rule them all.

My buddy is Mexican and i went over to his house one day for a cookout. Him and his kids slathered that shit on some grilled corn on the cob. He swears it's good. I wanted to puke. Mexicans wont touch any other mayo unless its that stuff.

 

[ReBurn]

I don't like mayo very much.

 

[Audiophile]

Engine lubricant in a bottle.

 

[jason10mm]

I only use mayo for deviled eggs and post Thanksgiving turkey sandwiches. Otherwise that shit stays in the back of the fridge where it belongs and the siriacha is up front.

 

[Days like these...]

My buddy is Mexican and i went over to his house one day for a cookout. Him and his kids slathered that shit on some grilled corn on the cob. He swears it's good. I wanted to puke. Mexicans wont touch any other mayo unless its that stuff.

Yeah that stuff is vile. I'm Mexican but live in the US. The one I posted is the TRUTH though

 

[Idleyes]

I don't like mayo very much.

Man if you don't sit yo ass down!

 

[kevboard]

I am not a fan of chili + lime flavoured stuff.
at least so far everything chili lime I tried tasted weird.

like, the habanero lime Samyang Buldak noodles are by far the worst flavour they have

I also had steak with a chili lime rub before, which I also really didn't like.

the lime just clashes way to hard with the rest imo.
so while I never tried this chili lime mayo, I kinda doubt it can be that great

 

[Doom85]

Man if you don't sit yo ass down!

Nah, mayonnaise can get the fuck out of here, just about any other condiment is a better option. At most, a LIGHT amount of it on a properly prepared burger with the works on it can work, otherwise it just ruins any food that would have been better assisted by actual good condiments.

 

[Idleyes]

Nah, mayonnaise can get the fuck out of here, just about any other condiment is a better option. At most, a LIGHT amount of it on a properly prepared burger with the works on it can work, otherwise it just ruins any food that would have been better assisted by actual good condiments.

Cap you know you eat potato salad.

 

[Doom85]

Cap you know you eat potato salad.

 

[Idleyes]

Not even mayo and jelly sandwiches?

 

[badblue]

If that's peak humanity, then were so far into the Idiocracy timeline that I'm expecting a hand-job the next time I go to Starbucks.

Looks like sub-standard product when it's so easy to make a better version at home. Much like Mayochup

 

[Doom85]

Not even mayo and jelly sandwiches?

Unless there is some sort of peanut butter shortage, nope.

 

[Idleyes]

If that's peak humanity, then were so far into the Idiocracy timeline that I'm expecting a hand-job the next time I go to Starbucks.

Looks like sub-standard product when it's so easy to make a better version at home. Much like Mayochup

Isn't that basically chic fil A sauce?

 

[badblue]

Isn't that basically chic fil A sauce?

Chic Fil A sauce is Mayo, Mustard, BBQ sauce, honey and a little lemon juice.

Mayo is simply the base to a lot of different sauces.

 

[ahtlas7]

Whipped oil with flavor enhancers and excitotoxins

 

[Days like these...]

Whipped oil with flavor enhancers and excitotoxins

Of the 3 things you listed it only has one of those. I'll let you figure out which one.

 

[ahtlas7]

Mexican food… drown… in salsa

this is peak humanity

 

[ahtlas7]

Of the 3 things you listed it only has one of those. I'll let you figure out which one.

Don’t keep me in suspense like that.

 

[jufonuk]

Forget about Ai, the singularity, Quantum buttholes and everything else. This is it ladies chili lime tajin mayonnaise. Fire and the wheel pale in comparison and no one can tell me otherwise

Britain leads the way yet again.

Check the owner of hellmans. Unilever

Unilever PLC is a British multinational fast-moving consumer goods company founded on 2 September 1929 following the merger of British soap maker Lever Brothers and Dutch margarine producer Margarine Unie. It is headquartered in London, England.

 

[Nonehxc]

Pfff...NO.

GAFbros, wait till you taste the APEX SAUCE, the Spanish Predator, One Sauce to Rule them All.

I present to you:

All i oli garlic, lemon, egg, salt and olive oil sauce. Or its traditional preparation, garlic salt and olive oil finely grinded into a paste.

 

[CGNoire]

Nah, mayonnaise can get the fuck out of here, just about any other condiment is a better option. At most, a LIGHT amount of it on a properly prepared burger with the works on it can work, otherwise it just ruins any food that would have been better assisted by actual good condiments.

You "The Man" I came in here looking for UCB references.

 

[PonyStation4]

 

[GymWolf]

After seeing what they put in american fries i dread to know the ingredients of your mayo...

 

[StabbyStabStabStabStab]

I mean if you gotta have mayo...

 

[Hookshot]

Does the world enjoy HP sauce? I don't think I've ever heard of an American using it.

 

[mitch1971]

Does the world enjoy HP sauce? I don't think I've ever heard of an American using it.

I've seen a few videos of those across the pond trying our superior condiments. The majority are surprised by its taste and seem to like it.

 

[Hookshot]

I've seen a few videos of those across the pond trying our superior condiments. The majority are surprised by its taste and seem to like it.

Didn't even think of that. I know Marmite videos exist, where they try a millimeter of it and cry a lot.

 

[Complistic]

Cool, now empty half the bottle on your sandwich like the lady in the Superbowl ad.

 

[poodaddy]

Mayonnaise is so fuckin nasty, I can't even look at it, makes me wanna chunk it. I'll try not to judge all the beloved lost souls who posted of their adoration for mayonnaise in this thread....but I make no promises.