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Humanity has peaked and I have proof

Toots

Member
If that's peak humanity, then were so far into the Idiocracy timeline that I'm expecting a hand-job the next time I go to Starbucks.

Looks like sub-standard product when it's so easy to make a better version at home. Much like Mayochup


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Get the hell out of here with your disgusting knockoff
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
Mayo is a mid-tier condiment. But I also think most condiments are mid-tier.
 

Days like these...

Have a Blessed Day
I apologize to all the gaffers with delicate constitutions who hate spice and lime and to those who hate cilantro too. You guys missed a step in evolution or something
 

Jinzo Prime

Member
What the fuck is mayonnaise "dressing"? Is that some kind of watered down mayonnaise for salads?
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It's not meant for leafy salads. According to the website:

Hellmann's Chili Lime Mayonnaise Dressing is a deliciously creamy condiment that's perfect for elevating elote corn or veggie tacos. Made with Tajín Clásico seasoning, this dressing offers a mild heat balanced with a zesty lime kick, perfect for enhancing the flavor of your meals. Hellmann's Chili Lime Mayonnaise Dressing contains no artificial flavors, trans fat, or cholesterol, making it a healthier choice for your meals. Plus, it's a good source of Omega 3 ALA. Deliciously Flavorful, 100% Hellmann’s.
 
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