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I am become retarded but when

RagnarokIV

RagnarokIV

Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
Man I was sat in work and started chuckling to myself (happens alot)

Couldn't stop laughing about a thing that happened when I was a kid... But then it got deeper. What if that was what made me an idiot?

Basically as a kid we had a sleepover at a friend's house and we played truth or dare. We were sleeping downstairs in the living room... It got to me and it was dare so my mate dares me to bash my head against the wall. Fucken idiot, that's dead easy you twat

So I go up to the nearby wall next to the living room's door and smash my head as hard as I physically can. Pull my head back and prepare... BANG - the whole fucken place shakes.

His mother runs downstairs WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? She thought we knocked a cabinet or CRT TV over - 'oh I just tripped on my sleeping bag when getting up...'
Are you ok? Yeah, good! - My fucken head was killing me. I was seeing weird patches and flashes in my vision and hurting so much. Proper fucked up and stuff man

Next day I had a golfball bump on my forehead. Funny as fuck, I was a legend for about half a day and then everyone forgot.

Anyway...

Years after I'm a teenager doing some underage drinking with my retard friend and we're pissed as fuck, then we see an ATM "bro, we should smash that gay machine up" says my retard friend - "yeah man kickass"

So we chug our bottles and throw them at the ATM to smash the screen but oh fuck - WHOO WHOO WHOO - an alarm goes off. "shit son, let's fucken go" so we start sprinting away but I hear a vehicle screech up, so I look behind while running and it's a private security vehicle- FUCK! then I look foward to where I'm running and - BANG - ! - ? - ! - before I realize - who the fuck put a phone booth there!
Fucken knocked myself out. I'm seeing stars and patches bouncing around my eyes... My mate picks me up "you alright?" Yeah you twat, just fell over lol.

I was FUCKED. Couldn't bite or chew food for a week.

Fucken brilliant lol. Even if it's the reason my brain goes wonky sometimes I don't care, was worth it man if I get to chuckle to myself every once in a while and nobody finds the explanation funny.
 
RagnarokIV

RagnarokIV

Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
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awh shit son I need to stop making threads
 
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MMaRsu

MMaRsu

Member
RagnarokIV said:
Man I was sat in work and started chuckling to myself (happens alot)

Couldn't stop laughing about a thing that happened when I was a kid... But then it got deeper. What if that was what made me an idiot?

Basically as a kid we had a sleepover at a friend's house and we played truth or dare. We were sleeping downstairs in the living room... It got to me and it was dare so my mate dares me to bash my head against the wall. Fucken idiot, that's dead easy you twat

So I go up to the nearby wall next to the living room's door and smash my head as hard as I physically can. Pull my head back and prepare... BANG - the whole fucken place shakes.

His mother runs downstairs WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? She thought we knocked a cabinet or CRT TV over - 'oh I just tripped on my sleeping bag when getting up...'
Are you ok? Yeah, good! - My fucken head was killing me. I was seeing weird patches and flashes in my vision and hurting so much. Proper fucked up and stuff man

Next day I had a golfball bump on my forehead. Funny as fuck, I was a legend for about half a day and then everyone forgot.

Anyway...

Years after I'm a teenager doing some underage drinking with my retard friend and we're pissed as fuck, then we see an ATM "bro, we should smash that gay machine up" says my retard friend - "yeah man kickass"

So we chug our bottles and throw them at the ATM to smash the screen but oh fuck - WHOO WHOO WHOO - an alarm goes off. "shit son, let's fucken go" so we start sprinting away but I hear a vehicle screech up, so I look behind while running and it's a private security vehicle- FUCK! then I look foward to where I'm running and - BANG - ! - ? - ! - before I realize - who the fuck put a phone booth there!
Fucken knocked myself out. I'm seeing stars and patches bouncing around my eyes... My mate picks me up "you alright?" Yeah you twat, just fell over lol.

I was FUCKED. Couldn't bite or chew food for a week.

Fucken brilliant lol. Even if it's the reason my brain goes wonky sometimes I don't care, was worth it man if I get to chuckle to myself every once in a while and nobody finds the explanation funny.
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Your a good guy bud
 
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D

Days like these...

Have a Blessed Day
RagnarokIV said:
Man I was sat in work and started chuckling to myself (happens alot)

Couldn't stop laughing about a thing that happened when I was a kid... But then it got deeper. What if that was what made me an idiot?

Basically as a kid we had a sleepover at a friend's house and we played truth or dare. We were sleeping downstairs in the living room... It got to me and it was dare so my mate dares me to bash my head against the wall. Fucken idiot, that's dead easy you twat

So I go up to the nearby wall next to the living room's door and smash my head as hard as I physically can. Pull my head back and prepare... BANG - the whole fucken place shakes.

His mother runs downstairs WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? She thought we knocked a cabinet or CRT TV over - 'oh I just tripped on my sleeping bag when getting up...'
Are you ok? Yeah, good! - My fucken head was killing me. I was seeing weird patches and flashes in my vision and hurting so much. Proper fucked up and stuff man

Next day I had a golfball bump on my forehead. Funny as fuck, I was a legend for about half a day and then everyone forgot.

Anyway...

Years after I'm a teenager doing some underage drinking with my retard friend and we're pissed as fuck, then we see an ATM "bro, we should smash that gay machine up" says my retard friend - "yeah man kickass"

So we chug our bottles and throw them at the ATM to smash the screen but oh fuck - WHOO WHOO WHOO - an alarm goes off. "shit son, let's fucken go" so we start sprinting away but I hear a vehicle screech up, so I look behind while running and it's a private security vehicle- FUCK! then I look foward to where I'm running and - BANG - ! - ? - ! - before I realize - who the fuck put a phone booth there!
Fucken knocked myself out. I'm seeing stars and patches bouncing around my eyes... My mate picks me up "you alright?" Yeah you twat, just fell over lol.

I was FUCKED. Couldn't bite or chew food for a week.

Fucken brilliant lol. Even if it's the reason my brain goes wonky sometimes I don't care, was worth it man if I get to chuckle to myself every once in a while and nobody finds the explanation funny.
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I thought this was a GigaBowser GigaBowser thread by the title I'm some what disappointed.
 
Quasicat

Quasicat

Member
I was having a hard time following this until I got to this part:

RagnarokIV said:
Years after I'm a teenager doing some underage drinking with my retard friend and we're pissed as fuck,
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Oh that makes sense…English on one side of the Atlantic is very different on the other side apparently.
Good luck with all of that.
 
GymWolf

GymWolf

Member
You gave yourself cte without even being payed to professionaly fight in a ring.

I'm almost impressed.


Cte can be funny tho, just look at tito ortiz.
 
Paasei

Paasei

Member
Everytime I go into the off-topic section I'm amazed at the kind of shit I keep on encountering.
I don't even know how to respond anymore.
 
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