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[CyberPanda]

Now, before anyone says anything, let me say there are some gorgeous black women, like Halle Berry and Tyra Banks. Every race has beautiful people, but I think the judges of Miss Universe 2019 have cataracts, or are just plain blind. Honestly, what the fuck were they thinking? My god.

Just take a look at this woman, she looks like a fucking chicken wing with nipples.

These we the runner ups:

The Miss Universe judges need an eye test pronto.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Grace Jones won Miss Universe?

 

[CyberPanda]

Grace Jones won Miss Universe?

Lmao

 

[brap]

Grace Jones won Miss Universe?

Leslie Jones got lipo.

 

[CyberPanda]

Leslie Jones got lipo.

 

[BadBurger]

Grace Jones won Miss Universe?

Googled Grace Jones. Holy shit you win the thread.

Any ways yea, this has absolutely nothing to do with her race: that woman is nowhere as pretty as the runner ups.

 

[Husky]

"hiya georgie"

 

[Stilton Disco]

Looking at more pictures i think it's mostly the teeth and super severely short hair cut that do her no favours.

Also I assume thetes more to this competition than just looks? Maybe she gave a cracking speech and banged out a floorles rendition of Moonlight Sinatra on a grand piano, or some such?

 

[HoodWinked]

ya i wouldn't even have pegged her as the most attractive out of the black women in the top 10.

 

[Hoya Destroyer]

At least thats a woman. Last year, "Miss" Spain was a dude.
These days, I wouldn't expect those women to be judged on looks though (even though Joe average would still consider it to be a "beauty contest"). Skin color and political opinions are probably much more important to the judges.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Halle Berry is smoking hot in John Wick 3 and she's 50!

 

[Slings and Arrows]

2 blonde women in the top 10, no red-heads.

Gingerists am confirmed.

 

[haxan7]

Is the panel made up largely of gays and women, by chance? If so, the measure of attractiveness isn’t what’s biologically attractive, it’s what best suits their particular agenda, whatever that happens to be.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Googled Grace Jones. Holy shit you win the thread.

Thanks, now I feel old, thinking 'how can someone not know Grace Jones?'..
Get off my lawn, punks..

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[triplestation]

what makes any of these women outstanding?

taylor swift is miss universe if you ask me, about 5 years left

i'd still hibernate in her dirty laundry

blood and mud stains chipping off the cotton

yup

 

[brap]

what makes any of these women outstanding?

taylor swift is miss universe if you ask me, about 5 years left

i'd still hibernate in her dirty laundry

blood and mud stains chipping off the cotton

yup

what makes t swizzle outstanding? bitch got fat and still built like a frigidaire LMAO

 

[CyberPanda]

Lmao

what makes t swizzle outstanding? bitch got fat and still built like a frigidaire LMAO

But at least Taylor looks better than Miss Universe 2019!

 

[Husky]

Looking at more pictures i think it's mostly the teeth and super severely short hair cut that do her no favours.

Also I assume thetes more to this competition than just looks? Maybe she gave a cracking speech and banged out a floorles rendition of Moonlight Sinatra on a grand piano, or some such?

damn
she's lovely in these

 

[triplestation]

what makes t swizzle outstanding? bitch got fat and still built like a frigidaire LMAO

i love her evil ferret looking face her messy hair and her glowing legs

i even love the things i hate about her

 

[King of Foxes]

I knew it would be about a masculine looking black chick winning before i even opened the thread....

 

[Gavin Stevens]

Judges clearly are not boob people I see...

 

[SidViscous]

The other two had points deducted for sharp knees.

But seriously, there is no way an event like miss universe can exist in our terrible woke timeline, so they'll just pander really hard towards black and trans contestants, so the left are too scared to point out how terrible the event is out of fear of being called a racist transphobe. Clever bastards.

 

[Mohonky]

They all need to eat more imo

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

i mean.. if you're an attractive white girl maybe you shoudn't enter these rigged contests for awhile cause the SJW points are over 9000

 

[Mista]

There’re years that the winner of Miss Universe makes it questionable. Like what’s the criteria exactly? I know the face isn’t everything but I’m sure being a tooth pick isn’t one too right? Out of the three in OP I’d pick the blonde

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Reminds me of how watching something like "Germanys next Topmodel" is such a shit experience these days.
Ten years ago they were all hot girls, these days you got all kind of diversity shit going on and most important thing is how many followers those broads have on instagram.
In the last series it was so sad to see, because the only girl that was actually beautiful and had model skills won this thing with so much ease it wasn't even funny.

 

[Blade2.0]

She's hot and there's more to winning than just being the hottest anyways, lol. You are literally doing what "woke" culture speaks out against and that there's more to beauty than looks (and to top it off looks are subjective anyways so at the end of the day this competition means nothing anywho).

 

[bitbydeath]

I can only imagine her talent went something like this.

 

[Grinchy]

I knew so many girls like her in high school and they were always named Zozibini.

 

[MilkyJoe]

2 blonde women in the top 10, no red-heads.

Gingerists am confirmed.

Hottest woman alive is Ginger

 

[V2Tommy]

taylor swift is miss universe if you ask me, about 5 years left

Are you one of those people that legitimately think Taylor Swift has a prettier face than Megan Fox?

 

[CyberPanda]

Hottest woman alive is Ginger

Gorgeous gal.

 

[triplestation]

Are you one of those people that legitimately think Taylor Swift has a prettier face than Megan Fox?

that's an apples and oranges situation

 

[Breakage]

“Authentic” black women, i.e. black women who haven't altered their hair and features to achieve a more westernised appearance are increasingly popular among today's diversity fanatics.

I saw this advert on TV last night:


It seems to be a trend.

 

[brap]

Hottest woman alive is Ginger

I know you meant to post Bryce it's ok.

 

[Skyr]

She would look ten times better with straight long hair, as all black woman do in general.
What’s wrong with altering your hair? It’s not like white woman don’t do perms sometimes and change their hair color.

 

[MilkyJoe]

I know you meant to post Bryce it's ok.

Hoo?

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Hottest woman alive is Ginger

Isn't that one of the bad guys on Xcom?

Don't get me wrong, I would bang, even with those super pushed together tiddies. I just think there are hotter ginners out there.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Isn't that one of the bad guys on Xcom?

Don't get me wrong, I would bang, even with those super pushed together tiddies. I just think there are hotter ginners out there.

It's Christina Hendricks from Madmen / Firefly

 

[Birdo]

"Like me or your racist"

 

[V2Tommy]

that's an apples and oranges situation

What's the apples and oranges here? They're both white female faces, ain't they?

 

[Mihos]

Do they do swimsuit competitions still? I only tuned in when that was a thing.

 

[Whitecrow]

That's... disgusting...

I think it's a morality contest, where people think its cool to call ugly people miss something.

 

[MilkyJoe]

You know who is Hot right now?...

 

[CyberPanda]

You know who is Hot right now?...

Yea she’s so weird, and I love her haha

 

[MilkyJoe]

Yea she’s so weird, and I love her haha

Weird in the new hawt. I much prefer a girl like her, currently my number one.

 

[CyberPanda]

Weird in the new hawt. I much prefer a girl like her, currently my number one.

She has an amazing personality as well.

 

[OGay]

what makes t swizzle outstanding? bitch got fat and still built like a frigidaire LMAO

 

[OGay]

i love her evil ferret looking face her messy hair and her glowing legs

i even love the things i hate about her

Those glowing legs.