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I tried to 'zing' a marine today and got put in a chokehold =(
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Tommie Hu$tle
Member
Rights this, rights that. Whatever, sometimes it's better to practice common fucking sense. It's my right to wear red shirts but, I'm not going to try and excercise that right in a crip hood.
People now-a-days are stupid they tend to forget that there is cause and effect. They are so concerned about their little cause they don't think about the effect. People need to do a little forethought about what can happen when they apply themselves to stupidity.
People now-a-days are stupid they tend to forget that there is cause and effect. They are so concerned about their little cause they don't think about the effect. People need to do a little forethought about what can happen when they apply themselves to stupidity.
That's arguably the worst (most embarrassing) part of the tale. At least if you would've stuck around, composed yourself, and chuckled a bit with the guy and the crowd (even if it was forced), you wouldn't have come off as much of a bitch as you did with your muted scampering from the scene.
If you read the story fully, you'd notice that I said the guy was sitting down behind a table and I was about 20 feet away from him. Who wouldn't look short sitting down? I even said I underestimated his size. If I knew how large he was before hand, I would of gave a "No thanks!" and kept walking.
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The photocopier in my school library makes copies at 10 cents per sheet. I only needed two copies. When I broke the dollar, I probably had about eight dimes. Dimes are pretty small, the sky was cloudy, and I would of looked pretty foolish crawling around down there hunting for each one.
I am confident in my game.
Biff Hardbody
Member
Doesn't it bother you were physically dominated by a big badass Marine? You don't seem the least bit bothered. Anyhow, that guy rocks. I wish I could have seen that shit.
evil solrac v3.0
Member
you cant just go around being a smartass to a marine just cause you wanna impress a girl.
Ninja Scooter
Member
dude, you got punked...hard. I know you are trying to save face, but there's no way around it. And to top it all off, your "zing" sucked.
OK.. OK OK!, OK! Fine! I got 0wn3d!, PwN3d!, made a fool of, and labeled an assmaster!
Perhaps in some way, this was bad karma at work. This morning I was sniping furiously by testing out an aimbot in an FPS I won't mention, I was also hopping from server to server killing my teammates in CTF games of another FPS I won't mention. Then there was that whole misleading thread fiasco.
But since O.J.'s crimes went unpunished, but at the same time the RedSox can win the world series after a long struggle, I would figure that it might just of been coincidence, but at the same time, not a coincidence, but divine retribution.
In other words; lesson learned.
Now, lets all just put this incident behind us, and pretend it never happened. Amen.
Perhaps in some way, this was bad karma at work. This morning I was sniping furiously by testing out an aimbot in an FPS I won't mention, I was also hopping from server to server killing my teammates in CTF games of another FPS I won't mention. Then there was that whole misleading thread fiasco.
But since O.J.'s crimes went unpunished, but at the same time the RedSox can win the world series after a long struggle, I would figure that it might just of been coincidence, but at the same time, not a coincidence, but divine retribution.
In other words; lesson learned.
Now, lets all just put this incident behind us, and pretend it never happened. Amen.
If you just want to "hit and run" why take more than 3 months trying to work her up? You should have pulled a move waaay sooner... no more than a month (even that is pushing it). If a girl is that not interested in you, move on to someone else. There are easier (and usually pretty hot) girls out there. Three months+ is for dating.Vieo said:
brooklyngooner
Member
Clearly the marine is gay and likes you. Go back to the recruiting table and ask him for a date.
Baron Aloha
A Shining Example
I don't think you did anything wrong by responding to the marine in that way. If you would have said something nice like "I have other plans" he would have just kept hounding you with "well you can do those other plans in the marines". IMO they are just as bad as telemarketers...they never get a clue that you aren't interested. Heck, if it were me I probably would have said something much worse to him. I had marines calling my house for years asking me to join up in high school, while I was in college, after I graduated, and after I found a full-time job. I finally snapped last fall/winter when they called and told the guy to go -F- himself. I haven't had a call since.
You should probably give up on this "Sue" person. I was already thinking that you should give up on her after you said you've been trying for a whole semester but after hearing about what happened you should REALLY give up.
And you should have had the marine arrested.
You should probably give up on this "Sue" person. I was already thinking that you should give up on her after you said you've been trying for a whole semester but after hearing about what happened you should REALLY give up.
And you should have had the marine arrested.
:lol
You got owned son! Don't feel bad though Marines are kinda like that all over. We like to tease them on my base all the time. But you gotta be careful though Marine's are trained to be good fighters. Back at Sheppard AFB a big fight broke out between some Airmen and Marines at a club called Graham's central station. Our pretty lil asses got potatowned! :lol
You got owned son! Don't feel bad though Marines are kinda like that all over. We like to tease them on my base all the time. But you gotta be careful though Marine's are trained to be good fighters. Back at Sheppard AFB a big fight broke out between some Airmen and Marines at a club called Graham's central station. Our pretty lil asses got potatowned! :lol
The Shadow
Member
Vieo said:
Dude. You're the one who posted it.
Also, that was a terrible zing. Horrible. That's not even Mad Magazine funny. If I was going to risk getting my ass kicked by a big black marine, I would have thought of something funnier. Or better yet, not mess with a big black marine in the first place.
Kudos to the admin that did that. :lol
Sir Willoughby
Member
Ummm. Did you know that only the ARMY "Drafts"? That being said ......... :lol
UtadaBarkley
Member
This is definitely one for the archive... LMAO!!!!! and lol @ "zing" WTF? :lol