Listening to my wife make a full-course breakfast at 5am. She was supposed to leave for work at 2am, reset her alarm twice, then woke up around 4am and tells me she thinks she'll take the day off (she can set her own schedule with the work she does).
It's my midweek day off. I was gonna try to get a jerk in this morning, eat a ton of fucking food and have a nice, quiet day of being a lazy fuck. So much for that...