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[analog_future]

This unfortunately looks terrible. It looks like half the damn movie was shot in front of a green screen:

Legitimately looks worse than the original, visually.

 

[-BLITZ-]

What? Another kid again included in the movie ?
The first movie had logic, but this again?

 

[Rockondevil]

July now has Fantastic 4, Jurassic World Rebirth and Superman.

Why oh why would you release your massive movie against another massive movie. Just move them.

 

[SJRB]

I would lick her bumhole.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

 

[Castorp]

Looks like a direct to video

 

[Windle Poons]

Michael Crichton will be spinning in his grave.

 

[Renoir]

My daughter will dig this. I think that's who it's for.

yea.. my kids will like this. They got groomed with cool guy Owen.

 

[Shaki12345]

Endless trash.

 

[ManaByte]

Crichton's estate probably got paid very well.

When he sold the movie rights when he was alive, it was for a maximum of six movies.

This the seventh and would require more money to his estate.

 

[Rat Rage]

 

[March Climber]

The Jurassic I.P. needs to decide if they want to be Fast and Furious or Jurassic Park 1.

These half-step movies just feel off and hinder them from being more fun or more serious.

 

[Aggelos]

 

[Nocty]

 

[xandaca]

The exaggerated colour grading is incredibly ugly and for whatever reason makes Johansson's face look oddly blurred in the early part of the trailer. It's also a little painful how the behind-the-scenes video posted by Aggelos is both desperate enough to repeatedly invoke Jurrassic Park and Steven Spielberg, yet everyone is clearly under instruction to keep saying the word 'Jurassic' yet never 'Jurassic Park' ("I know it'll bring back the wonder of seeing Jurassic [conspicuous audio cut] for the first time") because they're trying so hard to sell the idea of a 'Jurassic' series rather than one good film having produced increasingly artless cash-ins.

 

[Kiwicha]

Scarlett Johansson? What year is this?
Don't they know there is a new big breasted bombshell in town?
When is Miss Sweeney gonna be included in the big blockbusters?

 

[Jorav]

Can't be worse than the previous movie. Will watch regardless and inadvertently grumble at the whole thing

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Please stop with the artificial dinosaurs shit. It's so fucking cringy.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[-BLITZ-]

For the love of... another kid introduced in story. Why on earth is it there in the first place.

 

[Agent_4Seven]

I already made piece with the fact that there's no more JP movies after the second one.

 

[Shaki12345]

They could've just done a new Jurassic Park 1 kind of movie but no, everything has to explode and have big guns and lots of CGI.

These people don't understand what makes a good movie.

You only need to look at why JP1 is so good and do that again. It ain't that hard.

 

[Billbofet]

Does this one have a PedroPascalasaurus?

 

[Sybrix]

"For anyone who loves the original Jurassic films, this is the movie for you"

 

[Kiwicha]

They didn't cast Pedo Pascal in this one?
Fucking racists!

 

[kpopSuperstar]

These films do massive numbers with the young teenage crowd, they relate to the annoying kid in the movie and think the new gimmick dinosaur is scary.

 

[AJUMP23]

They are dumb but I love them. 3 was the worst.

 

[dotnotbot]

These films do massive numbers with the young teenage crowd, they relate to the annoying kid in the movie and think the new gimmick dinosaur is scary.

Damn, I watched 2 of the previous ones with Chris Pratt, first one was meh and second one was incredibly boring so I thought they didn't earn much. Now I'm checking box office numbers and apparently both movies made well over a billion worldwide. This is insane.

 

[LimanimaPT]

A girl boss? Nah, it can't be.

 

[Trilobit]

Please make Jurassic Park horror again. Not this boring action.

 

[IDKFA]

A girl boss? Nah, it can't be.

 

[Aggelos]