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Keanu Reeves has a New Girlfriend almost 10yrs younger than himself.
brap
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MilkyJoe
Member
Put that hamster down, mofo
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GymWolf
Member
Nani?
V2Tommy
Member
You’re an idiot. I say this from a kind, warm place: people like you will die alone posting about sharp knees.
plushyp
Member
Come on man, you can do better than that.
triplestation
Member
Joe Rogan is 52
Men in their 50s today are children
Look at Henry Rollins 58
Heart of a teenager
Ralph macchio, karate kid, also 58 I would have sworn he was in his 40s looking at him
highrider
Banned
Guardian's Light
Member
The new sites are making a big deal about Artist Alexander Grant, apparently because she is the first girlfriend he has gone public with in decades, usually he is quite private about his personal life and who he dates.
I’m only posting because She is 46 years Old & Keanu is 55.
Keanu Reeves makes red carpet debut with artist girlfriend Alexandra Grant
These two are warming our hearts.metro.co.uk
No I did not get the ages wrong! But I think I know how Keanu stays youthful now!
Looks like his grandma
Guardian's Light
Member
Remember when Jeff Goldblum was banging Ben's daughter from Lost....lol
Well, I'd be glad to go on a deserted island with her lol
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Contica
Unconfirmed Member
How did you guys react when he dated that trans actress? Did you pee blood or something?
Oh shit. The police are here!
You go buddy! Make sure that all the threads on the forum have only the purest of pure intentions!
MetalAlien
Banned
Just the usual for me.
Trawled the internet to find someone saying something negative and then gave them all a stern telling off.
All the while hoping for a whiff, even just a crumb, of pussy.
Hurrr durrr i bet y'all were so mad when he dated a trans actress! Haha. Cos y'all hate trans people, right?
Get it? You're all bad but I'm a very good boy!
Jesus, white knighting for some old granny on the internet. What are you like?
CyberPanda
Banned
As long as they are in love, it makes me happy for them.
Jonirenicus
Banned
Whoa
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Contica
Unconfirmed Member
Just the usual for me.
Trawled the internet to find someone saying something negative and then gave them all a stern telling off.
All the while hoping for a whiff, even just a crumb, of pussy.
Hurrr durrr i bet y'all were so mad when he dated a trans actress! Haha. Cos y'all hate trans people, right?
Get it? You're all bad but I'm a very good boy!
Jesus, white knighting for some old granny on the internet. What are you like?
So let me get this straight. You laughing at someone's looks is just harmless fun. Me laughing at you is a white knight on a desperate search for pussy.
Jonirenicus
Banned
Yes
I wasn't laughing at her looks.
I was laughing at you jumping into the thread and acting like a white knight.
Oh nooooooo someone is insulting m'lady's looks!
"So let me get this straight." Jesus, dude, lighten the fuck up.
So, Keanu is getting it on with some broad who looks like she could have been on the Titanic. Big deal.
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Contica
Unconfirmed Member
I wasn't laughing at her looks.
I was laughing at you jumping into the thread and acting like a white knight.
Oh nooooooo someone is insulting m'lady's looks!
"So let me get this straight." Jesus, dude, lighten the fuck up.
So, Keanu is getting it on with some broad who looks like she could have been on the Titanic. Big deal.
Do you usually get this worked up over nothing?
Aurelian
my friends call me "Cunty"
I think she's cute as all get out, and for those who complain that she looks older than she is, consider this: she'll probably look like that 10 or 20 years from now (maybe with a few more wrinkles). That and it's much better to be with someone who genuinely makes you happy than to insist on a supermodel.
So let me get this straight. You're derailing this thread about laughing at some auld granny's looks to assess my mental state? Did I get that right?
To answer your question, no, I do not usually get worked up over nothing but if I ever do then I am sure it will look a little something like this:
Seriously though guys, judging someone on their looks? Not cool.
(now give me my Internet Good Boy Points)
lock2k
Banned
She still looks older.
lock2k
Banned
What if he did?
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Contica
Unconfirmed Member
If you feel qualified to analyze my sex life based on a couple of sentences, it's not too far fetched that I should be able to assess your mental state through your ramblings.
Not that I did, but if I did, I'd already have a lot to go on.
Heebie Jeebies
Banned
You do an absolutely terrible Irish accent?
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Dorian Gray is way older than 50 though...
GymWolf
Member
i can try to sound like conor mcgregor... is it terrible enough?
who da fook is that chick?
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EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.001
At this point humans in their 50s now look younger than humans in their 50s in the 1920s, or earlier.
MrTroubleMaker
Member
she looks older then him :/
Jesus Carbomb
From Water into Guinness
I'm jealous.
I could never pull off a black suit with brown moto boots.
I could never pull off a black suit with brown moto boots.
Airbus Jr
Banned
Very beautifull
Its so beautiful it makes me dont care about the ages of these two
what anime is this
MaestroMike
Gold Member
Smaller than Atom
Member
Good on him. What are boinkin?
