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Kid these days will never...

StueyDuck

Member
Just a thread about gaming things that these darn pesky kids will never get to experience that use to make gaming great.

For example:

Kids these days will never enjoy the car/bus ride home after saving up their pocket money for a new game and reading the manual and back of the box in anticipation for getting home and popping that sucker in.

another one:

Kids these days will never feel the excitement and wonder of reaching the end of disc 1 (or X) and having to save and put in the new disc, which always felt like a milestone in the game you were playing.
 

TintoConCasera

I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
Game magazines. You could tell the articles, reviews and guides were made by people who actually played and enjoyed videogames, it was a nice read.

Demo discs, both on consoles and PC. Nothing like spending an afternoon popping one of those in and trying them all out.
 

mansoor1980

Gold Member
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StueyDuck

Member
Game magazines. You could tell the articles, reviews and guides were made by people who actually played and enjoyed videogames, it was a nice read.

Demo discs, both on consoles and PC. Nothing like spending an afternoon popping one of those in and trying them all out.
demo discs is a big one...

getting the latest OPSM or whatever local mag/console someone may have and popping in that disc to try many games a month, sure gamepass/ps catalog have kind of brought that back, but these discs were for unreleased games which is what made them feel cool.
 

TintoConCasera

I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
..experience a LAN-Party. The ultimate gaming experience and nothing else got or will ever get close to this.
You can still do that! Just grab a few friends and a few laptops.

Dunno of kids are into that, but I still poay L4D2, The Forest, Valheim and all kinds of shit via LAN.
 

REDRZA MWS

Member
Just a thread about gaming things that these darn pesky kids will never get to experience that use to make gaming great.

For example:

Kids these days will never enjoy the car/bus ride home after saving up their pocket money for a new game and reading the manual and back of the box in anticipation for getting home and popping that sucker in.

another one:

Kids these days will never feel the excitement and wonder of reaching the end of disc 1 (or X) and having to save and put in the new disc, which always felt like a milestone in the game you were playing.
I’m old, I miss cartridges 😞
 

Cakeboxer

Member
You can still do that! Just grab a few friends and a few laptops.

Dunno of kids are into that, but I still poay L4D2, The Forest, Valheim and all kinds of shit via LAN.
Not the same as with a couple of hundred people in a huge sports hall playing Unreal Tournament and much more the whole weekend. Also "trading" games, videos (no porn, i swear) and mp3s or chekcing out other's computers and talking was big part of the fun. Those were the times.
 

Agent X

Member
Hang out at the local arcade.

I know there are still a few arcades here and there, but their structure and overall vibe had changed. I miss the days when you could just pop into your local arcade, insert a single quarter, and show off your skills to all your buddies, along with anyone else that happened to be watching.
 

kruis

Exposing the sinister cartel of retailers who allow companies to pay for advertising space.
Kids these days will never feel the pain of losing ALL of your game saves because you were dumb enough to buy a cheap, unreliable knock-off PS1 memory card instead of the much more expensive official card from Sony.
 

RJMacready73

Simps for Amouranth
Get handed a C90 tape with 4 billion games on it and being told xxx game is a banger then proceeding to fast forward, load, fast forward, load, rewind load and nausea until you finally get to the game your mate was talking about... And it was shit

Also, actual maps.. fuck I loved pouring over actual game maps that came with some games
 

Goalus

Member
..experience a LAN-Party. The ultimate gaming experience and nothing else got or will ever get close to this.
Agreed if you are referring to a LAN party of no more than 8 people. The ultimate gaming experience indeed.

However, I still remember my disappointment when I went for a 20-people LAN party for the first time in 1999. It sucked.
 

Fahdis

Member
Kids these days will never understand the anticipation of leaving the game on pause for a quick shit.

Kids will never understand how great gaming was before Jim, Phil and Shuntaro.

Kids will never understand looking at magazine and daydreaming about playing the game in your mind for months.

Kids will never understand gaming rumors and uncles who worked at Nintendo and Sega memes.

Kids will never understand the first time you ever did the first Hadoken, Shoryuken, 360 and Fatality.
 

Cakeboxer

Member
Agreed if you are referring to a LAN party of no more than 8 people. The ultimate gaming experience indeed.

However, I still remember my disappointment when I went for a 20-people LAN party for the first time in 1999. It sucked.
I had both. With 5 friends in the cellar and with ~250 in a sports hall. While i loved our cellar sessions, the sports hall really impressed me.
 

hemo memo

You can't die before your death
Part of the cost-cutting measures being implemented, it is possible that, in the near future, physical game releases may only feature the game’s title on the disc, with minimal or no additional artwork or printing.
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
Play an RPG where the “meta” along with every trick and secret isn’t known and spread throughout the web in a matter of hours.

Rent Baseball Stars and change all the team names to swear words.

The shared experience in NES days where there were a relatively small # of games and practically everyone your age had played the same ones.
 

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
..experience a LAN-Party. The ultimate gaming experience and nothing else got or will ever get close to this.

This. I used to go round my mates house for LAN parties.

Age of Empires, StarCraft, Total Annihilation, Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament were some of our favourites.

Great times that we'll never experience again 😞
 

Lunarorbit

Member
Game magazines. You could tell the articles, reviews and guides were made by people who actually played and enjoyed videogames, it was a nice read.

Demo discs, both on consoles and PC. Nothing like spending an afternoon popping one of those in and trying them all out.
I subscribe to a couple long form video game magazines through my library. They come digitally through my library app. Not the same as getting a Nintendo power, psm, or egm in the mail but it's something
 

DryvBy

Gold Member
Game magazines. You could tell the articles, reviews and guides were made by people who actually played and enjoyed videogames, it was a nice read.

Demo discs, both on consoles and PC. Nothing like spending an afternoon popping one of those in and trying them all out.
Game magazines had to actually be good, unlike websites. When you're selling a product in a store, you can't afford to push something that won't sell so you give the audience what they want.

Jason and Kotaku and groups like that wouldn't be in business 6 months from launch if not for the internet which is easier to maintain poor income.
 

intbal

Member
What exactly do kids do these days in terms of social gatherings?
Are they even allowed outside the house any more?

When I was a kid, we were given some change and told to get the fuck out of the house. We would ride our bikes to the nearest Arcade (every small town had several) and hang out for most of the day.

This was the absolute center of cultural life in the mid-80s:

waZTHGo.jpeg


*Random image taken from the internet. Must have been in a west coast city or something, because I never saw a "NO SMOKING" sign in an arcade.
 
Kids today will never know how awesome midnight launches were. Halo 3, Modern Warfare 2, and Skyrim were some of the most fun gaming related nights of my life.

Halo 3 specifically, got my copy at a GameStop in a mall, there were so many people we had to wait in the food court and it was packed. Probably 100s of people.
 

Kings Field

Member
When my mom would take me to the grocery store and I would hit up the magazine section and end up walking out with two or three magazines.
 
What exactly do kids do these days in terms of social gatherings?
Are they even allowed outside the house any more?

When I was a kid, we were given some change and told to get the fuck out of the house. We would ride our bikes to the nearest Arcade (every small town had several) and hang out for most of the day.

This was the absolute center of cultural life in the mid-80s:

waZTHGo.jpeg


*Random image taken from the internet. Must have been in a west coast city or something, because I never saw a "NO SMOKING" sign in an arcade.

I assume they just do this…

 
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